Hiding All The Good Food Before A Jumpoff Comes Over Appreciation Thread

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man yall nikkas funny as hell, some savages, or both :lolbron:
If I know her well enough I prefer she cooks when she comes over, saves me the trouble :yeshrug:




plus i got a fetish of seeing chicks cook in lingerie/naked.

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*puts cans of Brisk Iced Tea under sink*

*stashes every cereal box in the closet*

*slides boxes of cookies and Pop Tarts under bed*

*places tubs of ice cream in cooler in backyard behind a bush*

*cleans out any other non-no frills item*

"You ain't got nothin to drink but damn water!?!" :usure:

"Nope" :smugfavre:

"What kind of snacks you got, I got the munches?"

"I got some crackers and leftover fortune cookies. What you want?" :leostare:

"You need to go food shopping!" :usure:

"I know" :smugdraper:

*jumpoff gets dikked down, kicked out and I proceed to cracking open that Entenman's Coffee Cake I had stashed in the oven*

:eat:

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Hiding food implies an overweight woman is in your home. Whats wrong with sharing?

I like thick heauxs but this particular chick (she's here now actually taking a shower) is on the slim side. She just smokes a lot of bud.

And if your wondering, yes, I put the good shampoo and body wash in the bushes too.

Hotel toiletries ON DECK for these slores. :youngsabo:
 

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I like thick heauxs but this particular chick (she's here now actually taking a shower) is on the slim side. She just smokes a lot of bud.

And if your wondering, yes, I put the good shampoo and body wash in the bushes too.

Hotel toiletries ON DECK for these slores. :youngsabo:

:leon:

Aye breh Im a young nikka so I aint got no spot but you putting a nikka on GAME. Thanks to you I know what to do when I get my own spot. My dumbass would have had all my good shyt out on some flexing shyt, like a nikka :eat: good over here :lolbron:
 

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I like thick heauxs but this particular chick (she's here now actually taking a shower) is on the slim side. She just smokes a lot of bud.

And if your wondering, yes, I put the good shampoo and body wash in the bushes too.

Hotel toiletries ON DECK for these slores. :youngsabo:

:wow: thats that real nikka shyt. i will do this when i get my own spot. :youngsabo:

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I like thick heauxs but this particular chick (she's here now actually taking a shower) is on the slim side. She just smokes a lot of bud.

And if your wondering, yes, I put the good shampoo and body wash in the bushes too.

Hotel toiletries ON DECK for these slores. :youngsabo:

You are going to have a painful life. Good luck, friend. :sitdown:
 
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