Hiding All The Good Food Before A Jumpoff Comes Over Appreciation Thread

[Mr Hate Coffee]

Hilarious.

Even better tactic now that I'm older is to time their arrivals so you will already have eaten when they come over.

*jumpoff comes over at 8*
Her: did you wanna get something to eat? Me: I already ate

This saves me from a lot of dates where I have to pay.

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[Robbie3000]

yeah i suppose. i didnt start turning tricks til after i left rehab for the 2nd time though i was never a strawberry.



pretty much

So you started selling p*ssy after you got clean and sober? I don't buy it.

 

[Double Burger With Cheese]

So you started selling p*ssy after you got clean and sober? I don't buy it.

Not saying she's telling the truth, this is the internet but those 2 things are not mutually exclusive AT ALL

 

[thoushallhustle]

yeah, you know the game alright

lol yea my oldheads taught me that one

When are you going to do porn?

I interviewed for this porn agency once but I hated it so I never went back.

So you started selling p*ssy after you got clean and sober? I don't buy it.

why would I lie. I never had a serious habit its just my family is super xtian and they found out i was doing molly so they sent me away. then when i got out they found out i kept smoking weed so they sent me back again. Thank God I moved out soon after

 

[DaPresident]

hilarious....


Hard dikk and bubble gum...or hard dikk and a jar of relish

 

[Sinnerman]

Hilarious.

Even better tactic now that I'm older is to time their arrivals so you will already have eaten when they come over.

*jumpoff comes over at 8*
Her: did you wanna get something to eat? Me: I already ate

This saves me from a lot of dates where I have to pay.

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on a side note is easily the GOAT smiley

 

[BedRoomI'z]

lol yea my oldheads taught me that one



I interviewed for this porn agency once but I hated it so I never went back.




why would I lie. I never had a serious habit its just my family is super xtian and they found out i was doing molly so they sent me away. then when i got out they found out i kept smoking weed so they sent me back again. Thank God I moved out soon after

*is an oldhead*

 

[Mr. Pink]

I interviewed for this porn agency once but I hated it so I never went back.

Let me find out you're on one of those "humiliating wannabe pornstars" tapes.

 

[AgentGrey]

man yall nikkas funny as hell, some savages, or both
If I know her well enough I prefer she cooks when she comes over, saves me the trouble




plus i got a fetish of seeing chicks cook in lingerie/naked.

 

[Pedro Negro]

hilarious....


Hard dikk and bubble gum...or hard dikk and a jar of relish

We talkin the supermarket brand relish or the good shyt?

 

[nalej]

what kind of fat classless hoes are you guys fukking with?

 

[EQ.]

Muhfukka single handedly brough back the to life

 

[Pedro Negro]

Real shyt, when a skeezers coming through my coat closet be looking like a panic room.

 

[OPTiMO]

hit her with the left over fortune cookies

 

[BedRoomI'z]

Real shyt, when a skeezers coming through my coat closet be looking like a panic room.

you b*stard