Hiding All The Good Food Before A Jumpoff Comes Over Appreciation Thread

[Pedro Negro]

*puts cans of Brisk Iced Tea under sink*

*stashes every cereal box in the closet*

*slides boxes of cookies and Pop Tarts under bed*

*places tubs of ice cream in cooler in backyard behind a bush*

*cleans out any other non-no frills item*

"You ain't got nothin to drink but damn water!?!"

"Nope"

"What kind of snacks you got, I got the munches?"

"I got some crackers and leftover fortune cookies. What you want?"

"You need to go food shopping!"

"I know"

*jumpoff gets dikked down, kicked out and I proceed to cracking open that Entenman's Coffee Cake I had stashed in the oven*

 

[Black]

 

[newworldafro]

at throwing the ice cream in the bushes...

 

[OG_StankBrefs]

 

[Banned Account12]

 

[Esau = Evil]

5 star posting, sir.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

I was just thinking about this the other day

Im done college and my money is up so the girls I date now, even jump offs tend to be skinny/in shape.

But I used to have this fat jump off back in the day, she would eat all my moms food and so fast too. I remember one time I thought id be nice giving her a hot pocket. She ate hers and mine in under a minute. and asked for more.

 

[thoushallhustle]

broke nikka activities

 

[B90X]

*puts cans of Brisk Iced Tea under sink*

*stashes every cereal box in the closet*

*slides boxes of cookies and Pop Tarts under bed*

*places tubs of ice cream in cooler in backyard behind a bush*

*cleans out any other non-no frills item*

"You ain't got nothin to drink but damn water!?!"

"Nope"

"What kind of snacks you got, I got the munches?"

"I got some crackers and leftover fortune cookies. What you want?"

"You need to go food shopping!"

"I know"

*jumpoff gets dikked down, kicked out and I proceed to cracking open that Entenman's Coffee Cake I had stashed in the oven*

 

[Sad Bunny]

classic

 

[OG_StankBrefs]

broke nikka activities

Kiiiiiiinnnda sound like what an ex jumpoff who've experienced dis before would say yo.

 

[RoCKetSity256]

broke nikka activities

I would agree but its 2012 I aint giving nobody shyt that cant help me in some kind of way! And vagina aint enough help either cause my hand can do a damn good job if I put my mind to it!!

 

[thoushallhustle]

Kiiiiiiinnnda sound like what an ex jumpoff who've experienced dis before would say yo.

no I like tricks. Ive sold p*ssy before..

 

[BrothaZay]

 

[Double Burger With Cheese]

I put my weed up and tell the ones that smoke to bring over something to smoke cause I ain't got none. Them ho's show up and the house be smelling loud as hell