HEY...lets ruin our favorite tv show/movie with common logic *THE SEQUEL*

[jwinfield]

why is it teenage mutant ninja TURTLES turtles are slow as hell and they're bytchmade, always goin into their shell and shyt why not teenage mutant ninja monkeys or somethin. them muhfukkas is spry, coulda been swingin and flippin thru all kinda shyt. dive on your ass and give you the beats

This site would be cool with athletic teenage MONKEYS running around, using slang, eating junk food and shyt all the time, using weapons, living in the sewers being raised by a rat, saving a white woman?

You got Leonardo, the leader that people give the to
Ralph, the hothead that doesn't listen
Michelangelo, the dumb ass partier
Donatello, the smart dude that tries to spit knowledge but gets shytted on

Raised by a guy called MASTER Splinter?

 

[you're NOT "n!ggas"]

This site would be cool with athletic teenage MONKEYS running around, using slang, eating junk food and shyt all the time, using weapons, living in the sewers being raised by a rat, saving a white woman?

You got Leonardo, the leader that people give the to
Ralph, the hothead that doesn't listen
Michelangelo, the dumb ass partier
Donatello, the smart dude that tries to spit knowledge but gets shytted on

Raised by a guy called MASTER Splinter?

i aint even think about all that breh

 

[Roberto Dinero]

In Scarface, 2 hitmen are sent to kill Tony when he's in the Babylon club.

How the f*ck did they get in the club with Uzis? And not only did they have Uzis, they also had extra clips! How the f*ck u get into a club with sub-machine guns and extra clips?

Also, why take him out in such a crowded place with so many witnesses? Why didn't they just wait outside by his car or something and pop him then, while his back is turned.

Or catch him at some point in his day when he's alone and unarmed. That woulda been a lot more simple and effective than trying to get him in a night club.

 

[Po pimp]

that's why the future changed...like doc said it would.
come on guys this is basic time travel 101. If you give yourself a sports almanac from the future you end up super rich.

Not only that, but Yung Biff didn't even know that Old Biff was him in the future. It would be totally different if they ran into each other at the same age. The two Jenny's met each other, but all they did was faint.

 

[MidniteJay]

This site would be cool with athletic teenage MONKEYS running around, using slang, eating junk food and shyt all the time, using weapons, living in the sewers being raised by a rat, saving a white woman?

You got Leonardo, the leader that people give the to
Ralph, the hothead that doesn't listen
Michelangelo, the dumb ass partier
Donatello, the smart dude that tries to spit knowledge but gets shytted on

Raised by a guy called MASTER Splinter?

If the show was Teenage Mutant Ninja Monkeys it would have never gotten the love Turtles got.

 

[Dirty Mcdrawz]

the infamous cocaine taste test.. especially by cops.



we just killed 12 armed criminals guarding a cargo container not listed on the shipping manifest dropped off by a ship at 2am. let's make sure they were up to something by ingesting white powder that can either be something harmless, DRUGS, OR POISON.

I don't understand that shyt either breh. Wouldn't that make them fail a drug test?


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[The Devil's Advocate]

In Scarface, 2 hitmen are sent to kill Tony when he's in the Babylon club.

How the f*ck did they get in the club with Uzis? And not only did they have Uzis, they also had extra clips! How the f*ck u get into a club with sub-machine guns and extra clips?

Also, why take him out in such a crowded place with so many witnesses? Why didn't they just wait outside by his car or something and pop him then, while his back is turned.

Or catch him at some point in his day when he's alone and unarmed. That woulda been a lot more simple and effective than trying to get him in a night club.

gotta watch cocaine cowboys... scarface was actually tame!! in the 80s, miami was getting 500, 600, and over 700 murders a year during the time. people were gunned down in the mall, stores, parking lots, and at home including women and babies.. on the regular.. it was crazy out there at the time

 

[re'up]

Plus, the shooters were sent by Frank, who was a Babylon vip, they probably walked in the back, no problem. Still a sloppy hit. Frank could have killed him, himself, but he hired some second rate goons, and thats how it went.

 

[Blankthawtz]

Homeland....brody and the girl working with Nazir Abed are talking about terrorist plots over cellphones as if its a normal convo...everything they are sayin should be red flagged and picked up by the governement somehow...they are talkin about takin out government officials in a terrorist act over fukkin blackberries for God sakes....

 

[wire28]

at the end of The Core when that rat dude leaked the story to the whole world, he gotta know the government gonna come for his ass. i wouldnt be surprised if they threw a black bag over that nikka head and he went "missing"

 

[Bud Bundy]

at the end of The Core when that rat dude leaked the story to the whole world, he gotta know the government gonna come for his ass. i wouldnt be surprised if they threw a black bag over that nikka head and he went "missing"

whats the point? the deed is done.

 

[MidniteJay]

whats the point? the deed is done.

It's not farfetched though. Some governments have nikkas disappear just for talking shyt.

Also if the government wants to get grimy again it's a good idea to get rid of that guy so he don't expose them again.

 

[Soundwave]

In the Transformers cartoon, how the hell did Spike Witwicky end up as one of the longest lived characters on the show? True, he wasn't around for four million years of fighting, but as far as the show was concerned, he was always in the mix. And he never really got hurt except for that one episode where they transferred his body to an Autobot made of spare parts. Seriously, as much as he was on the front lines, how the hell did nobody just step on him?

 

[Blankthawtz]

Chernobyl Diaries. ....

40,000 people wiped out after the nuclear explosion..yet somehow these people survive to become mutants? ...

they lock u up in a room with other mutants who i assume are trying to eat the same person that is now exposed to the same radiation as them....but they don't turn on each other in the same fashion? .......what made her so special. ..

 

[WOAHMYGOODNESS]

House Party....Play drives Kid home after the party then decides to ask him to come back to his house to chill and watch tv to avoid the beatdown from his pops.......nicca yall just came from ya crib...u could have suggested that before yall hopped in the car and left your house....

gas was like a dollar back then, they had the luxury of riding around bullshytting