HEY...lets ruin our favorite tv show/movie with common logic *THE SEQUEL*

[Phlipside]

Gremlins

out of all the mogwi's produced by
gizmo, not one of them came out nice
like him?


Kickboxer

The scene where van damme kicks the
tree down to prove a point, he obviously
would have broken his femur or at least
had a hairline fracture, rendering him incapable
of competing for at least 6 months to a year

 

[Mr. Manhattan]

reading through this thread got me past work
thank you friends :D

 

[Roberto Dinero]

Gremlins

out of all the mogwi's produced by
gizmo, not one of them came out nice
like him?


Kickboxer

The scene where van damme kicks the
tree down to prove a point, he obviously
would have broken his femur or at least
had a hairline fracture, rendering him incapable
of competing for at least 6 months to a year

That was one of my favorite films as a kid. I used to get all exited and carried away with Van Damme films. Like after watching I'd be trying that sh!t. Tryina kick trees down and sh!t

I used to lie to some friends too. Tell em I was a participant in karate tournaments and all that

 

[T-K-G]

The part towards the end during the riot where the wheelchair guy randomly snaps some dude's neck. HOW THE fukk ARE YOU ON TWO PERFECTLY MOVING LEGS AND GET YOUR NECK YOKED BY A MAN PARALYZED FROM THE fukkING WAIST DOWN. YOU ARE THE WORST FIGHTER OF ALL TIME, AND WOULD PROBABLY HAVE GOTTEN KNOCKED THE fukk OUT BY A DOPE SICK RAY CHARLES.

man that scene had me

 

[bangbreh]

true romance
the whole fuggin movie was
that whole "fight" scene w/patricia arquette and james gandolfini especially
that final shootout scene and homie walkin out bloody w/a briefcase

the whole flick was and repeatedly

but patricia's tiddies

 

[Whitty Hutton]

Independence Day
Those mini ships had shields that were dissolving missles and reflecting bullets, but shoot a parachute at it and it just sits on it and covers the whole front of it?

 

[DaylitoJames]

all these movies where dudes walk away slowly without looking at the explosion and not one of em end up with shrapnel/debris in they back/legs/arms?...

I like how they bring up this fact on The Other Guys.

 

[Brandeezy]

http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2...happen-in-movies-but-never-ever-in-real-life/

 

[mr x]

where to begin

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

So Superman just slicks his hair back, and takes his glasses off and nobody realizes he's really Clark Kent??? Everybody is always like, oh you just missed superman..

 

[Iamnoone]

Independence Day
Those mini ships had shields that were dissolving missles and reflecting bullets, but shoot a parachute at it and it just sits on it and covers the whole front of it?

it makes perfect sense actually.

 

[MrWillyWanker]

true romance
the whole fuggin movie was
that whole "fight" scene w/patricia arquette and james gandolfini especially
that final shootout scene and homie walkin out bloody w/a briefcase

the whole flick was and repeatedly

but patricia's tiddies

i love that movie but the ending was pretty corny.

 

[duck]

dark knight returns --- (i'll spoiler tag it just because its so new)

Spoiler

so batman is totally 100% supposed to be against guns, right? so why do both his vehicles, the bike and the chopper, come fully equipped with heavy duty machine guns and rockets??? not only that, but when he's in the chopper and is trying to stop the truck which he thinks is carrying the bomb, he actually shoots them guns at the windshield of one of the trucks

don't that make batman a bit of a hypocrite? how are handheld guns bad but mounted guns on vehicles OK?

 

[Whitty Hutton]

it makes perfect sense actually.

Really? High speed bullets and missles can't penetrate the shield to touch the ship, but cloth can?

 

[T-K-G]

dark knight returns --- (i'll spoiler tag it just because its so new)

Spoiler

so batman is totally 100% supposed to be against guns, right? so why do both his vehicles, the bike and the chopper, come fully equipped with heavy duty machine guns and rockets??? not only that, but when he's in the chopper and is trying to stop the truck which he thinks is carrying the bomb, he actually shoots them guns at the windshield of one of the trucks

don't that make batman a bit of a hypocrite? how are handheld guns bad but mounted guns on vehicles OK?

you never see him shoot people with em, its usually a wall or a car he's tryna stop but i get your point