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If superman has super advanced intelligence...why doesn't he build anti-kryptonite devices like a kryptonite shield or a kryptonite locator or something.

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very true; and its not as if he needs some advanced metal like ademanteium or something; all he needs is lead which is cheap as hell. And he's already super strong so that weight shouldnt make a damn difference.
 

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as much as johnny 5 wanted to be
alive, he still would need maintainence, oil
and gear changes, battery replacement, and
with all of that he would still be catagorized as
a machine not a human, so him getting citizenship
would not even be an option nor allowed by the
constitution
 
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New Jack City - Why in the world would Kareem remain loyal to Nino? Nino stabbed him in the hand, choked him with a chain, and stated that he never liked Kareem, yet he supported Nino, even exposing Ice-T as an undercover cop who was trying to bring Nino down. And what does his loyalty gets him in the end: he becomes the scapegoat at Nino's trial.
 

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New Jack City - Why in the world would Kareem remain loyal to Nino? Nino stabbed him in the hand, choked him with a chain, and stated that he never liked Kareem, yet he supported Nino, even exposing Ice-T as an undercover cop who was trying to bring Nino down. And what does his loyalty gets him in the end: he becomes the scapegoat at Nono's trial.

lets not forget, after getting away from the cops, this fool shows up to nino's court case. then nino points him out and they slap the cuffs on him.. who would EVER do that


and ice-t in court was crazy too.. largest drug case in NY, probably the world considering nino said he made 1 mil a week. and this dude is on the stand in a kangol, jordan's and sunglasses... answering questions with "can michael jordan slam dunk?? of course he sold drugs"

cops get courtroom training and coaching and they damn sure would have made him wear a suit.. or at least a button up
 

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8 mile- What was so bad about Poppa Doc going to a private school? Just cause the rest of them muthafukkers probably dropped out or got expelled he gets shyt on because he wanted to be educated. :wtf:

:what: they wont respect a nikka who went and got a good education if he basically threw it all away and is tryna be all tough in the streets. it's a slap in the face to them cuz they out there strugglin and this nikka acutally has the option to get out the hood, but just wants to be cool :snoop:. Would you respect a nikka with a college degree on the block with the homies? :stopitslime: hell no, you'd tell that nikka to get the fukk outta there, get a fukking job and go be a family man.



nikkas don't respect educated brothers that can read. They also didn't respect that Clarence's parents have a real good marriage:lolbron:

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what gangsta coming from a stable family enviroment :heh:
 

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Random chick Em has hung out with once watches him battle and has him smash in the middle of his work place in public...Em decides this is wifey :beli: ...it gets worse.

Random blatantly groupie chick: Hey Em, could you give me and your promoter friend a ride to an abandoned building so I can take model shots...he has no training in photography and couldn't afford quality fliers to promote his only successful rapper but he owns quality photography equipment...don't ask about the abandoned building.

Em: :takedat: ...Tha's coo...I luuuuh you.

*Drops 'em off*

Em: Should I come inside?

Groupie: Nope

Wink: I got this :datazz::datazz::datazz:

How the hell does Em not realize what's going on? But this ish gets even dumber. Wink spends the whole damned movie asking Em to come through to the radio station and meet his only successful friends. Em goes to the radio station because Wink invited him...and

1) Wink is somehow surprised which is clear because Wink is smashing Em's GF who he met once, smashed, then gave a ride to an abandoned building once...Did he forget he invited dude?

2) Em is somehow shocked this his GF is cheating on him. He's known her less than a week, smashed once in public after one and a half convo's with her and he's dropping her off at abandoned buildings with dudes...Why even be hurt? She was a blatant jump off, share the wealth! Instead this dude's like...:confused: ... :to: ... :hmm: .... :boss:
 

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and ice-t in court was crazy too.. largest drug case in NY, probably the world considering nino said he made 1 mil a week. and this dude is on the stand in a kangol, jordan's and sunglasses... answering questions with "can michael jordan slam dunk?? of course he sold drugs"

:laff:
 

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Not sure if mentioned. Book of Eli. Duke was bad ass. Killing folks all movie on some G shyt. Him and Meg separate and within 10 mins she's attacked and about to be raped and killed by two cats. So at the end once he dies, she takes up his gear and starts walking. I'm supposed to believe that five minutes after the credits rolled she wasn't in a ditch? :upsetfavre:
 

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When Ricky got shot in boys in the hood. How did those shot gun slugs hit him in the back and go through his stomach from that far away.
 

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When Ricky got shot in boys in the hood. How did those shot gun slugs hit him in the back and go through his stomach from that far away.
But why would he even stop to take a piss in the 1st place with all that adrenaline running? :comeon:

And it's interesting that the dude who shot Ricky was the one who was shook when Cube showed the gun when they first ran into each other.
 

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Not sure if mentioned. Book of Eli. Duke was bad ass. Killing folks all movie on some G shyt. Him and Meg separate and within 10 mins she's attacked and about to be raped and killed by two cats. So at the end once he dies, she takes up his gear and starts walking. I'm supposed to believe that five minutes after the credits rolled she wasn't in a ditch? :upsetfavre:

:russ:

I chuckled
 

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"You Got Served"...I'm supposed to believe they dance and play basketball all day? No school or nothing...c'mon son...and after they got in debt with that goon, dude woulda killed MH, his "friend" put in a good word so he gets the deadline extended? MH woulda been dead somewhere...
 

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lets not forget, after getting away from the cops, this fool shows up to nino's court case. then nino points him out and they slap the cuffs on him.. who would EVER do that


and ice-t in court was crazy too.. largest drug case in NY, probably the world considering nino said he made 1 mil a week. and this dude is on the stand in a kangol, jordan's and sunglasses... answering questions with "can michael jordan slam dunk?? of course he sold drugs"

cops get courtroom training and coaching and they damn sure would have made him wear a suit.. or at least a button up

Reading that in a Ice-T voice made it ten times funnier.
 
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