HEY...lets ruin our favorite tv show/movie with common logic *THE SEQUEL*

[T-K-G]

Rugrats the movie (first one)

You're telling me that parents lost their newborn baby and their 5 toddlers (who ended up in a forest somewhere) and they didn't all get sent to jail after they found em

they just took their kids home and pretended like it never happened



oh and Pineapple Express brought up a really good point at the end of the movie when they were talking about how many people they each killed.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQK9Pi4rQBg&feature=player_detailpage#t=146s"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQK9Pi4rQBg&feature=player_detailpage#t=146s[/ame]


at the end of most action movies the main character got like 20+ bodies and they just return home to be family men like it's no big deal

so the families of those killed aren't gonna call up the cops to see what happened to their fam.... you aint happen to leave ANY type of fingerprints behind (these nikkas never wear gloves ) , your identity is still safe (apparently nobody saw your face and lived), you can go right back to work after committing mass murder in the majority of these movies

 

[Blankthawtz]

^^^



Chronicle.....the black guy being the first to jump in a strange hole in the ground thats making noise and releasing smoke??....

the government didn't pick up these kat's flyin around open restricted airspace?....

 

[Blankthawtz]

mission impossible 3.....tom cruise used the electricity shock to stop the bomb in his head...he was out for well over 10 mins and his wife brought him back with cpr and he was normal?......dude would have either died or had so much brain trauma from the lack of oxygen that he'd be a vegetable...

also...he was told that he had exactly 4 mins before the micro bomb went off...yet he had time to kill bad guys...take his wife to safety...teach her how to use a gun...make a make-shift defibrillator..and tell his wife he loved her?...

 

[Another Man]

Rugrats the movie (first one)

You're telling me that parents lost their newborn baby and their 5 toddlers (who ended up in a forest somewhere) and they didn't all get sent to jail after they found em

they just took their kids home and pretended like it never happened

That could be applied to just about any episode of Rugrats. I remember there being madd situations in which CPS would've been ON those parents real quick.

The other day I watched an episode on some nostalgia shyt, and swear to god they left the kids in the car in the car wash w/ the windows down, and Chaz fukking yoked some random dude up and threw him out of his car to get in it and move it so he could get to the kids. Dude would've gotten felony child endangering and GTA.

 

[T-K-G]

That could be applied to just about any episode of Rugrats. I remember there being madd situations in which CPS would've been ON those parents real quick.

The other day I watched an episode on some nostalgia shyt, and swear to god they left the kids in the car in the car wash w/ the windows down, and Chaz fukking yoked some random dude up and threw him out of his car to get in it and move it so he could get to the kids. Dude would've gotten felony child endangering and GTA.

i remember that one




worst parents ever

 

[AquaCityBoy]

I said this in the other thread, but on The Big Bang Theory, Sheldon complains about the user-friendliness of Windows 7, but in another episode, he claims that Ubuntu, one of the most user-friendly flavors of Linux, is his favorite distro.

Sheldon is the type of character that would HATE Ubuntu for this very reason (though this is pre-Unity days, so that's not even in play) and would prefer to use something like Fedora or Arch or Debian.

 

[Brown_Pride]

So Superman just slicks his hair back, and takes his glasses off and nobody realizes he's really Clark Kent??? Everybody is always like, oh you just missed superman..

for some reason i can't find the sketch but SNL and the rock did a great parody of this.

 

[YBE]

Watching The Karate Kid (one w/ Jalen)



Anyone think these kids was a little too violent to be 5th graders?

 

[Phlipside]

Fresh Prince of Bel Air


every season it was understood that
Carlton's only choices were Princeton,
Harvard, Yale

sooooo?

 

[illwittdeez]

Boyz N The Hood......

Ricky gets blasted and they take this Ma'Phukka home?

Tre covered in Ricky's Blood hugs Furious and dude gets no blood on his clothes?

 

[Ninjaz In Paris]

Boyz N The Hood......

Ricky gets blasted and they take this Ma'Phukka home?

Tre covered in Ricky's Blood hugs Furious and dude gets no blood on his clothes?

nikkaz is blasting at you from a car & you're in an alley, are a trained collegiate level athlete & you run in a straight line?

 

[storyteller]

The entire concept of the Usual Suspects...Great movie, awesome twist...but pretty stupid when you really think about it.

 

[duncanthetall]

So Superman just slicks his hair back, and takes his glasses off and nobody realizes he's really Clark Kent??? Everybody is always like, oh you just missed superman..

Twas answered decades ago in Superman 330.

And yeah, the answer is actually really super retarded lol

Slay, Monstrobot of the Deep!!: Things That Make Me Smile--Superman #330

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

Or blown out ear drums...

The resulting shock wave should kill them too.

 

[Mr. Manhattan]

dark knight returns --- (i'll spoiler tag it just because its so new)

Spoiler

so batman is totally 100% supposed to be against guns, right? so why do both his vehicles, the bike and the chopper, come fully equipped with heavy duty machine guns and rockets??? not only that, but when he's in the chopper and is trying to stop the truck which he thinks is carrying the bomb, he actually shoots them guns at the windshield of one of the trucks

don't that make batman a bit of a hypocrite? how are handheld guns bad but mounted guns on vehicles OK?

to shoot out tires maybe, clear area paths