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Prepare 50 years and show up with a shotgun and a pistol :beli:


Breh... This bytch waited half a century just to let leatherface walk by her cuz he didn't say her name... What are you Beyoncé?.... :gucci:


Sister screaming when leatherface grabs her sister... But who the fukk is driving the car?... :mindblown:
 

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In nightmare on elm Street 3

After freddy smashed the one chicks head thru the TV , the counselors were all just like "must have been suicide, the bytch had depression issues, that's why she was here in the 1st place :yeshrug:"

Aside from the fact it was a old school 80s tube TV, and you'd need the neck strength of a mountain goat to pit your head right thru it, the shyt was mounted up like 8 feet in the air. Their were no step ladders, chairs, or trampolines near by, so how could she get up their to unleash that superhuman neck strength , when there's much more efficient ways to off yourself?

Dumb ass counselors
 

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In nightmare on elm Street 3

After freddy smashed the one chicks head thru the TV , the counselors were all just like "must have been suicide, the bytch had depression issues, that's why she was here in the 1st place :yeshrug:"

Aside from the fact it was a old school 80s tube TV, and you'd need the neck strength of a mountain goat to pit your head right thru it, the shyt was mounted up like 8 feet in the air. Their were no step ladders, chairs, or trampolines near by, so how could she get up their to unleash that superhuman neck strength , when there's much more efficient ways to off yourself?

Dumb ass counselors
True. But on the other hand who gonna believe a demon in your dreams in killing peeps in their sleep. Like how would a normal crazy killer perform that kill. shyt would be a hassle as well. :francis:

Chalk it up to homegirl was crazy enough to off herself like dat since no other scenario makes sense either. :hubie:
 

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True. But on the other hand who gonna believe a demon in your dreams in killing peeps in their sleep. Like how would a normal crazy killer perform that kill. shyt would be a hassle as well. :francis:

Chalk it up to homegirl was crazy enough to off herself like dat since no other scenario makes sense either. :hubie:
Yeah, but they didn't see freddy, Lawrence fishburne's ass just walked in to her dangling top of the wall with a sizzling dome. They didn't even show the cops show up. I'd like to see the detectives face when they said it was suicide
 

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Yeah, but they didn't see freddy, Lawrence fishburne's ass just walked in to her dangling top of the wall with a sizzling dome. They didn't even show the cops show up. I'd like to see the detectives face when they said it was suicide
Exactly, they didn't see freddy nor would believe such a farce. So either someone got a ladder or table and got her up there than slammed her head through the TV. Made sure she stayed stuck. Then left. :gucci:

Chalk it up to suicide :russ:
 

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Also in Star Wars some speak with British accents and some have American accents. :jbhmm:

Finn in Star Wars is played by a Brit but speaks with an American accent. :mjtf:

Daisy Ridley however keeps her accent.
Bill burr didn't even hide his boston accent on mandalorian, but what's a spaceman accent really supposed to sound like?
 

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In nightmare on elm Street 3

After freddy smashed the one chicks head thru the TV , the counselors were all just like "must have been suicide, the bytch had depression issues, that's why she was here in the 1st place :yeshrug:"

Aside from the fact it was a old school 80s tube TV, and you'd need the neck strength of a mountain goat to pit your head right thru it, the shyt was mounted up like 8 feet in the air. Their were no step ladders, chairs, or trampolines near by, so how could she get up their to unleash that superhuman neck strength , when there's much more efficient ways to off yourself?

Dumb ass counselors


Cops: "aw geez...another unexplained teen death....call it a suicide...case closed!"

:russ:
 

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Power Rangers....

the time it took to announce their individual powers during transformation they could have been shot and killed by the enemy.....we even had to wait for a minor explosion to go off behind them before they attacked the villains....:gucci:




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:damn:
And how the fukk has no one, at least accidentally, found the megazord parking spots. At least one of them should have been up on cinderblocks by now.
 

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I saw somebody post about how the fukk the jeepers creepers monster came up on vanity plates. And who maintains the vehicle while it sits for 28 years. And somehow the house gets its property tax paid since it’s supposed to be in Michigan smh
 
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