BelowTheMasonDixon
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He had storm breaker then. This Happened after he showed up and did his thing.
HEY...lets ruin our favorite tv show/movie with common logic *THE SEQUEL*
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You think the kid, if you asked them, would rather live or not live? If the kid didn't want to live they could just opt out whenever.Arrival..... so them aliens show a future where your child will get cancer and you still decide to have one and subject a child to this suffering
Damn near everyone I know, no matter what their life is like, chooses life over no life. Most of the suicides happen cause of mental issues, not cause life was too difficult/painful.
And the worst part about Batman is he's never working on that shyt.Batman the worst case of this
Mastered all martial arts of which there are thousands
Still had time to become a PhD level biochemist, chemistry, forensics, criminology, applied psychology, sociology, computer science, political science Diverse Environmental Training, Security Systems, kinesiology etc
Fluent in fukk knows how many languages
Physically out performs every Olympic level athlete in endurance, strength, speed, balance, power, agility kinesthetic awareness, etc
Beats every military personnel in marksmanship, stealth, strategic and tactical awareness, reflexes etc.
Has spent more than the planet's combined military budget on tech including a multi billion dollar space observatory and an all observing brother eye that is a potential threat to the planet...all this without so much an eyebrow raised from the IRS
Is simultaneously the most grounded superhero yet supposedly without question from his fanboys can beat what is a pantheon of gods in the justice league because prep time
But a few decades ago he was catching hands from world war 2 vets and thugs
He the most realistic hero tho
Like, you don't catch him studying science books, working on a new foreign language, getting a new martial arts trainer to learn a new discipline. Somehow, all of the incredible discipline that led to him mastering all those things just ended at the age of 30 so he can just fukk around in his spare time doing rich person parties and shyt as "cover".
In Avengers, why do they let regular folk die when virtually invincible superheroes are fighting?
You have this giant battle with basically immortal creatures running around, millions of projectiles in the air, and then you have these regular-ass humans with regular-ass weapons wandering through the mix. Why doesn't anyone ever say, "Hey, that's not your skill set!"
I mean, how many Wakandan warriors died in that final Endgame battle when there was ZERO chance they were going to affect the outcome in any way, shape or form? Why did the Avengers ever even have normal vulnerable human troops present in any battle in the series while Thor, Hulk, Ironman, etc. were fighting?
Also, Ironman can make a suit as powerful as Hulk, who is one of the most powerful beings on the planet. And he has shown the ability to basically make as many suits as he wants back in Ironman 3. He makes War Machine a superhero too.
If superheroes are good shyt, if the Hulk is super super powerful, if the Hulk Machine is practically equally powerful....then why not put all the humans out there in Ironman suits? Does he just want them to die?
You have this giant battle with basically immortal creatures running around, millions of projectiles in the air, and then you have these regular-ass humans with regular-ass weapons wandering through the mix. Why doesn't anyone ever say, "Hey, that's not your skill set!"
I mean, how many Wakandan warriors died in that final Endgame battle when there was ZERO chance they were going to affect the outcome in any way, shape or form? Why did the Avengers ever even have normal vulnerable human troops present in any battle in the series while Thor, Hulk, Ironman, etc. were fighting?
Also, Ironman can make a suit as powerful as Hulk, who is one of the most powerful beings on the planet. And he has shown the ability to basically make as many suits as he wants back in Ironman 3. He makes War Machine a superhero too.
If superheroes are good shyt, if the Hulk is super super powerful, if the Hulk Machine is practically equally powerful....then why not put all the humans out there in Ironman suits? Does he just want them to die?
En Sabah Nur
The First
I always gave Thor the benefit of the doubt for being late as he was defending Wakanda. Even though The Black Order got taken out there were still swarms of aliens attacking when the rest of the Avengers left to get Thanos. With all of them gone from the fight Thor would have evened the field and helped wiped them out before they overtook the Wakanda army and got to the civilians
BelowTheMasonDixon
Veteran
I mean, but Thanos was the biggest threat on the board, you mean to tell me him, with storm breaker gonna hang back and kill minions. Even Groot got laid out by Thanos.
The axe murderer
For I am death and I ride on a pale horse
I swear he has cyborgs brain where he just downloads info like that and recalls it without problem. You would swear these detectives with the leaps in conclusions they make they possess precognition. Like in medicine there is a term called zebra which teaches not to make the immediate jump to a very unlikely diagnosis at first. With these guys however these leaps work out a ton in their favor
Definition of Zebra.
The axe murderer
For I am death and I ride on a pale horse
Facts. And in that battle the only air support they had was from war machine. No long range artillery, mine traps, automatic weapons etc. Its that rule of cool that even human characters like widow or hawkeye don't get those suits to keep em 'unique' even those those suits are game changers and would reduce collateral damage significantly saving lives. Remember the first avengers movie that Ironman suit ate that lightning from thor and it charged him up. Thats a suit sized reactor
The axe murderer
For I am death and I ride on a pale horse
Oh yeah. And in metal gear psycho mantis he hates humans because this drove em mad.Wasn't this the main issue Snookie was dealing with in True Bloodwhich is why she was willing to get raw dogged by vampires because she couldn't hear any of their thoughts
The axe murderer
For I am death and I ride on a pale horse
Game of thrones...... the battle of winterfell almost 100, 000 dothraki died. Consider this was in the span of minutes if not seconds. Even if we lowball that to 25 000 or so that is still a ridiculously fast time to dispose of that many men in melee combat and I dont think they used the undead dragon.Anything that can do that would steamroll everyone in westeros.
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CreepyMcCreeperson
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Any film or tv show where two people wake up in bed after a night of drinking, are shocked to see the person next to them, and slowly raise the covers to see they are naked, and have no memory whatsoever of the night before, or the sex. It’s usually two people who hate each other.
I’m also adding a man and a woman having a huge argument, and they stop, and start kissing and have sex.
That never happens.
I’m also adding a man and a woman having a huge argument, and they stop, and start kissing and have sex.
That never happens.
I AM WE ARE
Banned
Nobody brushes their teeth in movies just wake up smile and kiss
Poetical Poltergeist
Precise and cold hearted
No doubt lol. Real life you just roll over, stick it in, bust and then go take a shyt .Nobody brushes their teeth in movies just wake up smile and kiss
I AM WE ARE
Banned
In almost every movie there's a character that runs smooth cross town(usually beaucoup miles) 1 he's never tired and 2 he beats cars driving to the same location
In almost every movie there's a character that runs smooth cross town(usually beaucoup miles) 1 he's never tired and 2 he beats cars driving to the same location
