HEY...lets ruin our favorite tv show/movie with common logic *THE SEQUEL*

[I'm Chillin]

The Godfather:

There is absolutely no way the 2nd car was THAT far behind Sonny before he was shot on the causeway

 

[The axe murderer]

This was the joint btw. Hadn't seen a clip of this since the 90s

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

The Godfather:

There is absolutely no way the 2nd car was THAT far behind Sonny before he was shot on the causeway

How do you know the car didn't get stuck at train tracks or something??

 

[Blankthawtz]

Trading Places....

when the crooked investigator told everyone to put their hands in the left pocket of the man next to them...and put the contents of their pocket on the table....what were the members in the back row suppose to do?...there was no table for them to place the contents on....they just quietly edited that part out and went right to Winthorpe getting caught....

 

[987654321]

shyt he got everyone with the heart of the universe. not sure it was for death tho

In the comics he was trying to impress her but she can’t actually say or do anything. She just sits there, a physical embodiment of death smh. Then his dumbass taking the gauntlet to win a bet.

 

[The axe murderer]

In the comics he was trying to impress her but she can’t actually say or do anything. She just sits there, a physical embodiment of death smh. Then his dumbass taking the gauntlet to win a bet.

He must be big mad that deadwood probably jumped her bones...put intended

 

[The axe murderer]

Wrong turn 4. You trapped cannibals that you just saw eating your friend alive even going so far as to make fondue off his flesh. One of your crew members douses them in kerosene about to burn them. Do you
A: Do the sensible thing and kill those genetic abominations that are an afront to nature
B: Go on some bullshyt tangent that you will be no better than them if you kill them despite it being a life or death situation

You have chosen B and its a piss poor choice might I add.
They escape and you manage to trap a cannibal that you cannot identify and proceed to it like you were in a cult initiation. OOP IT ISN'T A CANNIBAL its one of your friends you silly sluts.
Not only did you break that self righteous no kill code dooming yourselves and many future victims to gruesome deaths you did it to the friend that was gonna finish the job and save you all
I hope you enjoyed that 15 minutes of feeling morally superior because now you can embrace that emptiness that comes with murdering your own kin
You did this to yaself
Don't worry you won't live long enough for that ether to consume you

 

[The axe murderer]

The whole if you hurt her I will kill you they say to the new dude. As if the woman is this pure being that can do no wrong and would never harm the guy in any way. Life is pain. Relationships come with the risk of getting hurt and considering its mostly the ex saying this to the new guy he should follow this line of logic and kill himself since that breakup came with pain.
Anything that goes wrong is the dude's fault after all

 

[BelowTheMasonDixon]

So in 2012 I get it the President decides to stay in the White House to help people and what not. But you mean to tell me we gonna let the President roam around and look for some kids father without security present. He's just a regular guy now? I'm pretty sure that's not how that works. if you are the President, security would drag yo ass away, you aren't going to be free to just look for random people.

 

[The axe murderer]

In most movies

 

[En Sabah Nur]

Watching Bourne Ultimatum, and this nikka Jason is in ol boy's office while he and his whole team is at the fake out meet up spot Jason told them to come to. Then he calls dude on the phone to get his voice recorded for the safe, but lets him know he's in his office before he's even stolen the stuff from his safe. Then by the time Bourne has stolen everything and makes his way out the building the whole squad has made it back in their cars and starts chasing him

 

[The axe murderer]

Game of thrones...... am I supposed to care when in season 8 Jaime and cersei die together in whats supposed to be a touching scene? Because not too long ago he raped that bytch next to their b*stard son's corpse

 

[Erratic415]

Game of thrones...... am I supposed to care when in season 8 Jaime and cersei die together in whats supposed to be a touching scene? Because not too long ago he raped that bytch next to their b*stard son's corpse

Nearly everything in the last couple of seasons lack common logic.

The Iron Islands were notorious for rebelling against the throne. Bran gives the North independence and nobody cares, Yara doesn’t even ask for the Iron Islands’ independence. She just wants Jon to be punished for killing Daenerys because her panties got wet for her. Euron manages to kill a dragon with a semi automatic arrow-shooter. Nobody bothered to look out for Euron or enemies despite him taking out a fleet at sea and then Da

Arya abandoned her mission to kill Cersei because she found out her family was alive and had Winterfell. She tells Jon “nothing besides family matters”, and then she decides to go to King’s Landing to kill Cersei, even if it ends up killing her. She decides to not go kill Cersei at the last minute because The Hound says she’s going to be like him. When was The Hound ever half as vengeful as Arya? She wiped out bloodlines and used to go to sleep thinking about who she would kill in the name of vengeance. Then she just decides to leave her family to be Christopher Columbus.

Bronn manages to just journey North and just find The Hand of the Queen sitting at a tavern or whatever so he can threaten his life and walk away?

 

[Erratic415]

Exactly how much of The Usual Suspects took place?

Did it mostly happen and Kint just changes the mames?

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

Exactly how much of The Usual Suspects took place?

Did it mostly happen and Kint just changes the mames?

We have no idea. That’s the beauty. Only thing we know is that everyone got killed on the boat and the cripple escaped. Other than that, maybe the lockup where the picture happened. Everything before that.


Besides that, the audience has no clue