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BREH!!!!!

Maggie Gyllenhaal HAS to be one of THE UGLIEST lead actresses in history.

We s'posed to believe a billionaire playboy in GOTHAM (aka NYC) - who could literally have his pick of hoes - is gonna settle for THAT piece of shyt broad? :martin:

Like, get ALL THE WAY the fukk outta here...:camby:
While I don’t think she’s as ugly as everyone makes her out to be, any time someone not pretty enough to get a starring role shows up look into their family connections to Hollywood.
 
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Watched Tokyo drift. Han out here a millionaire putting his life on the line stealing crumbs from the yakuza for no reason? :gucci:


I just rationalized it as he was simply fukking around. He lost ole girl in part 6, so he said just “fukk it. I’ma go to Tokyo, fukk broads, hang out with high school kids and just chill”
 

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Any zombie movie: their bodies were decomposing and yet their hearing (arguably the easiest sense to destroy) still works.

Same with our tender ass eyeballs.

Muhfukkas limbs be ready to fall off but they got the jaw strength of a lion.


i could go in all day on Zombie movies/shows in here.....but i'll let them "live"....:troll:
 

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Buffy the Vampire Slayer wanting to be like everyone else. Her town is located on a hell mouth and 'everyone else' is a walking juice box to vampires and demons except her because she is the slayer.

Also...

The season after her mom died, Buffy, while going to college and killing demons, had to work jobs to continue to pay her mom's bills but The Watchers a body of people whose job it is to oversee and train the slayer could've easily supported her financially with all their resources.:stopitslime:
 

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Marvel lifted the spoiler ban for Endgame so I’m not gonna use a spoiler tag. Spoiler alert for Endgame if you haven’t seen it yet.

I liked Endgame and we knew they were gonna undo the snap, but they changed the rules of time travel to make it so you can’t change your past (but then they broke that rule with Captain America’s ending but that’s another topic).

Instead, they brought back half the population, billions of people, to the present day after five years. Five years. That’s a long time! People moved on and formed new relationships, there’s a new social order, it’s a whole different world that has adjusted permanently in some ways and suddenly billions of people drop back in on it. Can you imagine how much chaos that would bring?

Sure there would be some positive reunions but millions, if not billions, of people would have moved on with their lives. The entire world made lasting changes on the assumption that those people were gone forever. New government officials, new laws, everyone still alive aged five years, you can’t just undo that and go back to before. Most of the vanished probably don’t even have any possessions/money left after so long so they’re about to start their whole lives over. What happened with social security? Grocery stores and food producers adjusted to lower demands worldwide and suddenly billions of people need to eat. Yikes.

Speaking of possessions, how in the world did Hawkeye’s wife call my dude right away? I know it was meant to be an emotional scene and I liked it but you’re telling me he’s been paying that phone bill for five years while chopping up yakuza gangsters and saying he’s lost all hope??? Actually he seems like the type of guy who had an automatic monthly payment so I can see that.
 
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Buffy the Vampire Slayer wanting to be like everyone else. Her town is located on a hell mouth and 'everyone else' is a walking juice box to vampires and demons except her because she is the slayer.

Also...

The season after her mom died, Buffy, while going to college and killing demons, had to work jobs to continue to pay her mom's bills but The Watchers a body of people whose job it is to oversee and train the slayer could've easily supported her financially with all their resources.:stopitslime:

But Watchers were already established as elitist dikks that were very narrow minded when it came to the supernatural. They even fired Giles at one point because he formed a bond with Buffy, cuz Slayers are just tools to destroy evil :snoop:

They handled Faith all wrong and it drove her to evil. Not a stretch that they'd be petty with Buffy if they couldn't put her on a leash. They'd scoff at having to pay her bills :russ:

If you watched Angel, you find out they shyt on him and his team even though they're doing good through missions from the PTB. :mindblown:

Look at Wesley he becomes MUCH more competent without them. That's why they got fukked in the ass by The First.
 
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