HEY...lets ruin our favorite tv show/movie with common logic *THE SEQUEL*

[KravenMorehead™]

 

[Blankthawtz]

 

[Blankthawtz]

Taken: don't let your daughter go of town no matter how much ur ex wife bytches about it. Tell her (ex-wife) ass to be cool & shut the fukk up.
Friday the 13th: teenaged camp counselors, don't be having sex when you need to be watching the kids swim.
Nightmare on Elm Street: it's just a dream.
Ace Ventura: Einhorn is the 'dude' you're looking for. She used to be a man.
Barbershop: Ricky's don't let your cousin borrow your truck even though there is no 3-strike law in Illinois.... He'll still get you in trouble.

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

Was thinking of this thread last week, watching 'White Men Can't Jump' on VH1…..At the end, when Jimmy is faced with the crucial decision of letting down Sydney, or Gloria….why doesn't Gloria just loan Sydney the 2500 herself, as a favor between them? They were resilient, determined people, they could have had a better solution, but still what a dope fukking movie…..classic in all senses.

she was pissed her man even asked the question.... she was hunted and almost killed for his gambling... saved up all that cash, he loses it gambling... won the tourney, lost it gambling... won more on her dream show.... first thing a nikka does.... is walk in the door and ask to borrow it to gamble... put 2500 dollars over rosa perez titties for life brehs

 

[dontreadthis]

In the movie American Pie, Jason Biggs character gets it on with Shannon Elizabeth's character. The dude ejaculates without making any contact/physical stimulation. Is that even possible?

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

^^^ you reminded me of something. Jonah hill's character was making out with a high school student in 21 jump street. How was that cool?

Was she 18? If so it's all gravy.

 

[Smokee Robinson]

in kids movies why dont the teams with actual talent and that work hard actually win. you never see the "Villain" team win
ex: Little Giants movie, the cowboys lost but had all the elite players and in the first half smacked the shyt out of the little giants but they just willed themselves to a victory.

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

flash, how come this nikkas closths n shyt dont burn up anymore when hes runing with out the suit

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

flash, how come this nikkas closths n shyt dont burn up anymore when hes runing with out the suit

a lot of these suits make no sense

how did spiderman have his webbing shoot out but still have a skintight suit? how did his stickums work through the suit

when cyclops had his glasses on.. why wasn't it constant beams shooting from his eye, into the glasses, but not going past it... they didn't stop his eyes from shooting, they just blocked it

ironman's suit would literally rip him in half

how did the hulks clothes always grow and shrink with him


add on..

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

a lot of these suits make no sense

how did spiderman have his webbing shoot out but still have a skintight suit? how did his stickums work through the suit

when cyclops had his glasses on.. why wasn't it constant beams shooting from his eye, into the glasses, but not going past it... they didn't stop his eyes from shooting, they just blocked it

ironman's suit would literally rip him in half

how did the hulks clothes always grow and shrink with him


add on..

pretty much everything you asked ass addressed in the movies.

But my question is for the tv show
cause he had to wear the suit then he ran cause he was burning up his cloths

They said that every time

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

flash, how come this nikkas closths n shyt dont burn up anymore when hes runing with out the suit

Well, how fast does one have to run in order for his clothes to burn up? I've read that he's barely supersonic.

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

Well, how fast does one have to run in order for his clothes to burn up? I've read that he's barely supersonic.

On the show it was the first thing that happened abd he was nowhere near supersonic.
For the third time. .... I'm asking about the show. I don't want to hear about the comics

 

[Stacks]

Watching "White Men Can't Jump" last night. When Sydney approaches Billy to ball against King and Duck and Gloria was all about how if he gambles her money then they're finished. WHY THE fukk didn't Billy just tell the bytch that if it wasn't for him making that damn near impossible hook shot and risking his car at the same time, she wouldn't have been on Jeopardy in the first place?!?!

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

Watching "White Men Can't Jump" last night. When Sydney approaches Billy to ball against King and Duck and Gloria was all about how if he gambles her money then they're finished. WHY THE fukk didn't Billy just tell the bytch that if it wasn't for him making that damn near impossible hook shot and risking his car at the same time, she wouldn't have been on Jeopardy in the first place?!?!

he was smart for not saying that shytt to her

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

he really could of but that shyt would of called way more problems