Hello Darkness, My Old Friend: The Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread

[robb]

Qb1 ...the gunslinger we deserve

 

[Bigwhite2498]

You're finally seeing the light...
The truth will set you free.
It's a new day!

I always saw the light I’m not a dak Stan. My point was the defense is ass. We should’ve never paid him I said it last year that’s why I don’t care he took 60 million because Jerry is a bytch

 

[Bigwhite2498]

Qb1 ...the gunslinger we deserve

This mf threw it in the dirt he ass too

 

[Bigwhite2498]

Derek Carr threw 16 passes and they have 44 points. fukk jerry and Stephen go get a real offensive coordinator man who can actually scheme nikkas open if you not gonna actually spend top draft picks on WRs or RBs fukk

 

[TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?]

lol we need that Dak gif

 

[Bigwhite2498]

Also fukk Micah parsons this front running mf show up less than dak

 

[Space Cowboy]

Fire our DC.

 

[BlueHeffner]

Right on schedule. The blame game

 

[FireFatMike]

Fire our DC, OC, Player Personal VP, GM and anbody else with last name Jones.

Fixed.

 

[Space Cowboy]

Fixed.

That too

 

[Bigwhite2498]

Right on schedule. The blame game

No we do need a WR dak needs to play better but fukk me I’ve never see wrs get open less than these mfs

 

[Bigwhite2498]

Fixed.

Fr will mcclay is a fukking fraud we miss so much in the earlier rounds unless it’s a o line pick or someone magically drops to us

 

[Bigwhite2498]

Also Where was Micah today. I’m getting real tired of his ass. I’m get downvoted but we might as well trade him now get some picks and value back because one no need to pay multiple dudes 30 plus million and two he is not worth paying if he is nonexistent against teams who run the ball.

 

[darealvelle]

I’m glad the team got exposed early in the season. Time to make trades

 

[Bigwhite2498]

I’m glad the team got exposed early in the season. Time to make trades

If we had a real GM and owner yes