Hello Darkness, My Old Friend: The Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread

[EzekelRAGE]

That shyt eating grin on dude face and the silent laughing. Then saying "what? who? " like he didnt hear him the first time

 

[duckbutta]

Lamb and Dak restructured contracts to give the cowboys money to spend and they used it to let Lewis and Tank walk and sign a bunch of bust and dudes you never heard of for 4 million or less

And you wonder why these dudes demanded top dollar and said don't even hit my jack unless you talking most money ever

I don't even like Micah but this dude better get every dollar he can cause two days from now we going to sign defense end Lyles Marret for 2 years 6 million 3 million guaranteed.

Dlaw only got 18 million guaranteed. I know he been hurt but...18 million guaranteed for 3 years? I'd rather give him that than wait for Sam Williams to get arrested on his way to practice or watch Kneeland come back play 18 plays and have his acl fall out his knee on 3rd down

If I was Lamb or Dak I'd go on IG live, call Jerry and Steven and ask them what you doing with my money?

Lamb and Dak gave Jerry and Steven some money to go get they hair and nails did but they came back home looking the same and the money gone

 

[Bryan Danielson]

Yall GOAT spoke…

but Its not enough….. I still demand a statement and public apology from @BlueHeffner or @darealvelle

 

[darealvelle]

Yall GOAT spoke…

but Its not enough….. I still demand a statement and public apology from @BlueHeffner or @darealvelle

@duckbutta got you

 

[Surreal]

Yall GOAT spoke…

but Its not enough….. I still demand a statement and public apology from @BlueHeffner or @darealvelle

Irv is right

It's weak shyt by a weak nikka Micah

 

[L. Deezy]

DLaw gone

Hotboyz era over

We about to have MIcah Parsons and Sam Williams trying to set the edge on running plays

D Law had to go.. never seen a DE take the worst angles to get to the QB. Mofo always ended up behind the QB...lmaoo

every OLineman kindly obliged guiding him to his pathways. Sick of this team

 

[darealvelle]

 

[duckbutta]

This lying ass cracka

Josh contract gives him 19 million more guaranteed dollars than Dak contract does

Most guaranteed money of any contract in NFL history but this goofy cracka on camera with a bunch of crackas trying to tell you "what's 5 million more going to do for me"

Yall nikkas need to log off the coli and go check your mortgage payments cause it aint no way them crackas aint got 99,99 % of them going to your escrow and not covering your actual house and you out here wondering why your mortgage go up 135 dollars a year and your principle aint gone down 3% in 6 years

The only record that matters is guaranteed money, and Josh sure as shyt broke that one

 

["It Was Always Jerry"]

This lying ass cracka

Josh contract gives him 19 million more guaranteed dollars than Dak contract does

Most guaranteed money of any contract in NFL history but this goofy cracka on camera with a bunch of crackas trying to tell you "what's 5 million more going to do for me"

Yall nikkas need to log off the coli and go check your mortgage payments cause it aint no way them crackas aint got 99,99 % of them going to your escrow and not covering your actual house and you out here wondering why your mortgage go up 135 dollars a year and your principle aint gone down 3% in 6 years

The only record that matters is guaranteed money, and Josh sure as shyt broke that one

Tell ya brother to play better.

 

[BlueHeffner]

 

[darealvelle]

This lying ass cracka

Josh contract gives him 19 million more guaranteed dollars than Dak contract does

Most guaranteed money of any contract in NFL history but this goofy cracka on camera with a bunch of crackas trying to tell you "what's 5 million more going to do for me"

Yall nikkas need to log off the coli and go check your mortgage payments cause it aint no way them crackas aint got 99,99 % of them going to your escrow and not covering your actual house and you out here wondering why your mortgage go up 135 dollars a year and your principle aint gone down 3% in 6 years

The only record that matters is guaranteed money, and Josh sure as shyt broke that one

I bet though this clip will a topic tomorrow on all the hot take shows.

 

[darealvelle]

This going to be a topic too on all the hot take shows tomorrow

 

[darealvelle]

 

[Spade]

Oh that’s just glorious. This is the dumpster fire culture that Jerry created.

 

[Slimkid07]

What a fukking shytshow