This clown show doesn't deserve a new thread or a new thread title. Just change the year on this one.
@duckbutta Dak's hire.
Dak --
"The simple conversation I had with (owner) Jerry (Jones), post the decision of Mike walking, was simply that, the continuity," Prescott said. "They wanted to keep continuity. Obviously had a lot of success with this group, with these men, and knew this was important to me. And Shotty has been a huge factor in that, setting up the game plan, creating the game plan.
"If you wanted to find continuity in place, look no further than Shotty."
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They asked Jerry why he hired Brian Schottenheimer and he rambled about the Senior Bowl and random other things that have nothing to do with hiring Brian Schottenheimer.
I didn't watch that press conference and have no intention to. I only know about it from Twitter. It sounds like Jerry did more speaking than the actual coach he hired.
So fat Mike couldn't find a coaching job and he going to wait until next year to start looking huh
So the rest of the front offices in the nfl saw fat Mike win 12 games 3 times in a row, make the playoffs, win a playoff game, lose 2 by one score, and not one team with an opening wanted him as the coach
So the last two coaches we had...Garret and Obese Mike...couldn't get head coaching jobs ANYWHERE ELSE in the NFL
It's almost like every other team knows Morbidly Rotund Mike is a shyt coach and they know they don't have a Dak Prescott to carry him to 12 wins so they said nope not interested
If we can just get Dak a coach that literally the rest of the league would hire...we might be on to something
I'm fukking crying reading through the last couple pages of this thread.
The Stugotz Weekend Observations summed this situation up perfectly:
"That bulge you see coming out of the back of Brian Schottenheimer's shirt is Jerry Jones' hand." I absolutely lost it when he dead panned that.
"Brian Schottenheimer should do his press conference sitting on Jerry Jones' knee."
This comment sank me into depression for the rest of the day. Well done.Between Garret and Fat Mike we have had 13 straight years of coaches that every other nfl team said thanks but no thanks to
what you expect when you got Dak on your coaching resume..Between Garret and Fat Mike we have had 13 straight years of coaches that every other nfl team said thanks but no thanks to
Even the trash ass saints wouldn't set up an interview with Mike
With the way you been bashing Dak you don't deserve happiness
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Thank you for the pep talk. I feel reinvigorated.With the way you been bashing Dak you don't deserve happiness
It's done. He's here. Shotty is the coach. Get back on the wagon. Let's draft Zach Martin replacement in the first round. Watch Micah hold out until he get record setting money. Watch Bland not give a fukk when he find out he aint getting paid in Dallas. Eberflus defense going to give up 425 yards a game but I'll be arguing with @BlueHeffner all season cause he going to be like "only give up 23 points though 60 million dollar QB got to get us 24
You out here acting like it's your first rodeo. You survived the Campo years. You survived the Garret years. You'll survive this. You know you aint going nowhere. Aint none of us going nowhere.
He's going to be comfortable no matter what. It aint like he got any comp in the QB room and it aint like the cowboys are going to draft or trade for a qb that could really threaten him. Aint no coach coming in here and being like you going to do it my way or the highway to a franchise QB on his 3rd contract.
He's going to be comfortable no matter what. It aint like he got any comp in the QB room and it aint like the cowboys are going to draft or trade for a qb that could really threaten him. Aint no coach coming in here and being like you going to do it my way or the highway to a franchise QB on his 3rd contract.
And I don't understand why Dak is the one taking all the heat for playing bad against good teams. Show me all them clips of Micah getting sacks against the 49ers. You can't cause he don't. Show me all them clips of Diggs breaking up passes and stepping up to stop the run against the Packers. You can't cause he don't. Show me all them pancake blocks our 15 million dollar tackle gets against teams with winning records. Oh wait he is literally whiffing on the guy right in front of him week in and week out.
Look at this stupid shyt:
This is why the cowboys don't win shyt. It aint because of Dak. It's because as soon as we play a team with 11 wins we give up a free rusher to the QB in the fukking endzone, and then we need him to somehow avoid it AND have the qb throw a touchdown pass.
I bet every dollar I got in any one of my bank accounts we go through every single snap of the 2024 season where a QB was in his own endzone you won't find 2 times the team gave up a free rusher. But the retards on this team couldn't legit go 3 straight plays without doing it.
Now, @BlueHeffner, go get your sons @VegetasHairline and @Codeine Bryant and tell me how that play is all Dak fault and he should have dropped the ball, blocked the linebacker himself, pancaked him, went back and picked the ball up, and then thrown the ball 90 yards to Lamb instead of 45 yards to Lamb and making him run the rest of it himself.
The free rusher aint even the worst part. Trashiadsz gets WALKED BACK all the way to the fukking endzone
