Hello Darkness, My Old Friend: The Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread

[Buggsy Mogues]

So according to Shotty and the Joneses...Shotty was just dying to "modernize" the offense and add motion, half splits, and all this other shyt to the offense but the big bad wolf Mike McCarthy wouldn't let him, and now that Shotty in charge it's going to be different

That's Schotty's version of Fat Mike saying "I watched every snap of every NFL game last season"

Complete ducktales.


"Ay.. I needed a job."

 

[VegetasHairline]

The offense is still gonna look the same as it did when TO was here. Kellen Moore modernized the offense for about a month during his first season. Jerry put a stop to all that.

 

[Grifter]

take them all out back and pull the trigger

 

[Spade]

Ahh i see why it won't post

 

[Grifter]

 

[BlueHeffner]

 

[L68]

 

[duckbutta]

Would be happy with Klayton. Cardinals have one of the more varied run games in the league and do a lot of dynamic stuff on the offensive line.

at wanting an offensive line coach to be your fukking offensive coordinator though

 

[KFBF]

Mike crashing out now too. "we losing generations man" "Cowboys about to become like Sears".

MIke said he was sick with the flu last week then got hit with doo doo(Brian hire).

Mike doing this for free is a shame. Let him.go back on tv man.

 

[darealvelle]

Mike doing this for free is a shame. Let him.go back on tv man.

 

[KFBF]

Didn't even know this shyt existed. Good for Mike.

 

[IsThatBrothaMouzone?]

Folks saying they think Jerry is cash poor. Most of his net worth is tied to the Cowboys. Unlike a lot of other NFL owners, he didn't come into the game with billions.

Whole family got houses in Highland Park, the big azz yacht etc. Obviously he's got money, but it's not the bottomless well of cash like many of the other owners. Dunno if it's true but it would explain a lot.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Folks saying they think Jerry is cash poor. Most of his net worth is tied to the Cowboys. Unlike a lot of other NFL owners, he didn't come into the game with billions.

Whole family got houses in Highland Park, the big azz yacht etc. Obviously he's got money, but it's not the bottomless well of cash like many of the other owners. Dunno if it's true but it would explain a lot.

The Cowboys like Manchester United is a walking ATM. The revenue is so high they are basically a self sufficient business (apart from the Glazers saddling United with a debt that wasnt even needed). It doesn't need LoPan to put his own money in at all. Operating income is DOUBLE that of the next best team in World Sports the Rams.

The TV money they get each year should more or less cover the salaries on its own.

 

[VegetasHairline]

 

[dtownreppin214]

@duckbutta Dak's hire.

Dak --

"The simple conversation I had with (owner) Jerry (Jones), post the decision of Mike walking, was simply that, the continuity," Prescott said. "They wanted to keep continuity. Obviously had a lot of success with this group, with these men, and knew this was important to me. And Shotty has been a huge factor in that, setting up the game plan, creating the game plan.

"If you wanted to find continuity in place, look no further than Shotty."

Cowboys QB Dak Prescott: Brian Schottenheimer is 'tied directly to my future'