Hello Darkness, My Old Friend: The Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread

[jay211]

At football meeting in January at Colorado "Fellas, you gotta answer when God comes calling. And he's called me to coach the Dallas Cowboys. Watch me on Sundays"

 

[wire28]

Bring prime home

 

[dtownreppin214]

If they tease us with Deion only to hire Kellen I will quit this team for good.

 

[yseJ]

skip might fukk around and have a heart attack covering the cowboys

 

[dtownreppin214]

https://x.com/therealdre_jack/status/1879173336389054668

 

[L. Deezy]

if hiring Deion brings a trade on Dak... Im on board. I live in DC, but will buy Dallas season tickets. lol

 

[L. Deezy]

and tell Deion Im backing him on coming in and cutting the whole team and getting another group in Free agency

 

[Codeine Bryant]

I think Deion would benefit and be a better NFL coach in the future if he stays at Colorado and gets a couple more seasons under his belt.

I wouldn’t be mad at him coming in, though. He’s definitely not of the Chan Gailey, Wade Phillips, Mike McCarthy camp cupcake and oblivious sideline management brigade.

Deion would fight for this to be HIS team and not just a puppet for Jerry. Deion would always have the locker room.

There’s definitely value in getting Deion as HC for the culture change alone.


I wouldn’t blame Deion for turning it down, though. Managing a locker room with this decrepit overseer is a curse of death.

 

[duckbutta]

if hiring Deion brings a trade on Dak... Im on board. I live in DC, but will buy Dallas season tickets. lol

Deion trying that motivational Rah Rah shyt with grown men who are millionaires and have guaranteed portions of their contracts

 

[duckbutta]

If they tease us with Deion only to hire Kellen I will quit this team for good.

I'd actually be fine with Kellen. Seems to have grown up some. Philly offense is WAY different than what he was running in Dallas and my biggest problem with Kellen was him not being able to adjust his offense.

I'd actually be surprised if it wasn't Kellen. I don't think Jerry every wanted to get rid of him.

 

[L. Deezy]

Deion trying that motivational Rah Rah shyt with grown men who are millionaires and have guaranteed portions of their contracts

You mean doing the same thing most other coaches do outside that stiff Belichick?

 

[darealvelle]

I'd actually be fine with Kellen. Seems to have grown up some. Philly offense is WAY different than what he was running in Dallas and my biggest problem with Kellen was him not being able to adjust his offense.

I'd actually be surprised if it wasn't Kellen. I don't think Jerry every wanted to get rid of him.

According to Dan orlovsky Kellen’s route concepts are trash in Philly.

 

[satam55]

 

[L. Deezy]

We got shut down by every top team we played during this time

 

[ItsStillMurda]

I watched him lose every game down the stretch last year when he wasn't throwing to all pros and getting blocking from all pros
Aint he lose in the playoffs to the same bucs team we beat in the playoffs?

He legit can't even throw for 3000 yards but he got carried for a year by his defense so now he good or something?

I guess cause he made it to a superbowl 2 years ago it don't matter that his team had one of the biggest in season collapses in league history the very next year?

So you’re gonna sit here and act like our resident c00n didn’t have the luxury of playing with an all pro offensive line, all pro running back in his prime, all pro receivers for a good portion of his career?

c00nery ran amuck at 3-5 in 2018 until we traded for Amari Cooper.