Hello Darkness, My Old Friend: The Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread

[dtownreppin214]

Ceedee Lamb asking for curtains

Jerry talking about we all know where the sun is at

Micah talking about how he don't care about Fat Mike
Cooper Rush threw for 45 more yards than my grandmother who been dead for almost 20 years

Dowdle averaging 5 yards a carry so we can give it to Zeke and he can fumble the ball into the endzone

Cooper Pass falling on a snap fumble and the defender just snatching it out his hands and the refs like fukk it turnover

Keep going...

 

[Nitro Tuggle]

Let the shyt show continue

 

[dtownreppin214]

Our breh is an NIL victim

Reminds me of the time I said dtown can go and post somewhere else if he’s not here anymore. The brehs I truly miss are the guys like @El Bombi who aren’t here anymore to celebrate/commiserate DFW fukkery. And he posted way more than dtown ever has.

@Houston911 @CHICAGO show some leneancy on our breh @El Bombi aka *Dalmem*. Codeine promises to take him under his wing and show him the righteous path.

 

[34TheTruth]

Trouble in Candiland?

 

[VegetasHairline]

Gonna keep saying this, a billion dollar circus.

 

[Spade]

I don't care what anyone says. I'm loving every minute of this. We all knew this could happen if they losses started to mount up and now that Dakota is gone, it's going to get worse to and it needs to happen. This franchise has been on this fraudulent belief that they are so close for too long and think they are too good to have bad times. Well here we are. Don't expect the next few seasons to get better. In fact, this year maybe the best of those seasons.

Speaking of Dak being gone, this is the third lower body injury in five seasons. He's missed time in every year since 2020. He will now be a statue back there when he comes back. Brilliant contract.

 

[darealvelle]

Im about to watch big trouble in little china for the first time and see if this lo pan character is really as bad as jerry jones as you all say he is.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Im about to watch big trouble in little china for the first time and see if this lo pan character is really as bad as jerry jones as you all say he is.

 

[Standing on business]

Here's the video

How is the media twisting his words around, the actual audio is worse than reading it

 

[VegetasHairline]

 

[Surreal]

I don't care what anyone says. I'm loving every minute of this. We all knew this could happen if they losses started to mount up and now that Dakota is gone, it's going to get worse to and it needs to happen. This franchise has been on this fraudulent belief that they are so close for too long and think they are too good to have bad times. Well here we are. Don't expect the next few seasons to get better. In fact, this year maybe the best of those seasons.

Speaking of Dak being gone, this is the third lower body injury in five seasons. He's missed time in every year since 2020. He will now be a statue back there when he comes back. Brilliant contract.

All on the same leg

He's done

 

["It Was Always Jerry"]

To Jerry Jones

 

[DaMos Supreme]

The success in the 90’s and hitting on some good draft picks in the past, got Jerry gassed beyond belief. Unfortunately, I don’t forsee anything good with having a top 5 pick in the hands of Jerry and this F.O. This franchise has been ‘Young and The Restless’ status approaching three decades now. As long as the media continues to talk about them, and the fans and opps continue to watch this train wreck, the money will continue to pour in.

The sad thing is, if you think about it, how much more could this organization be worth if you made it to a couple of Super Bowls or have won one or two since Death Row Records were in their prime.

Unless Jerry voluntarily consent to a major overhaul like Washington (he can stay on the business side), ain’t shyt gonna to change for the better fellas. If things don’t change from up above, a continual change in coaches is just putting another bandage on an infected wound.

 

[Slimkid07]

The Dallas Clownshoes. A fukking laughingstock.
If they did a Hard Knocks season on the Boys right now, that shyt would win an Emmy for Best Comedy.

 

[Standing on business]

Speaking of Micah, if I was Mike McCarthy next press conference or media interview I’d wear my Super Bowl ring and make sure to wipe my nose every 5 seconds. Mike a trash coach recently but I wouldn’t let a player Hoe me like that.