Hello Darkness, My Old Friend: The Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread

duckbutta

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I know this spoiled mayonnaise cracka aint throw the ball 23 times for 45 yards :laff:

That's almost mathmatically impossible :laff:

And 5 pages ago you had crackas and c00ns in here talking about "what if the offense looks better under Cooper Rush" :laff:

First time the Eagles have won in Dallas in what...5 or 6 years :laff:

Dude had a jeopardy question statline

"What quarterback once threw the ball 23 times and did not even average 2 mathematical yards per pass":patrice:

"What is Cooper Rush" :pachaha:
 
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So much for Rush Hour… :mjlol:


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A frustrated Jerry Jones had some comments about the sun impacting play at AT&T Stadium: “By the way, we know where the sun is going to be when we decide to flip the coin or not. We do know where the damn sun is going to be in our own stadium.” Why not put up curtains over the windows? Jerry: “Well let’s tear the damn stadium down and build another one? Are you kidding me? “Everybody has got the same thing. Every team that comes in here has the same issues. “I’m saying, the world knows where the sun is. You get to know that almost a year in advance. Someone asked me about the sun. What about the sun? Where’s the moon?”

Old man done lost it :dead:
 
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