Have yall ever been pursued by a thugged out dyke?

[no.]

the one curveball in this whole situation tho

this dyke broad supposedly be havin all kinds of hoes that she be havin come over to freak off and get ate out and get wood put in em

my right hand man thats locked up right now chilled with her one night and said it was a damn freakfest in there....the dyke broad had 2 other broads in there, and she had a porno on while she was booted up on the couch juugin herself with a vibrator, he was talkin like all kinds of nuts was gettin busted in there


i been talkin about this situation with the nikka i was with that night in the first post, and he keep sayin the same shyt about the dyke girl being connected with too many hoes around town....so he been actin like it would be best for me to act like i wanna fukk with the dyke broad to get access to the dykes bytches for us i'm pretty sure he's also the nikka that gave her my number


but i'm not sure i'm tryna take this one for the team

Well, if you take her up on her offer to hang out, go to her house and give her no attention, instead cozying up to her girls... I think she'll be kinda offended.

 

[Born2BKing]

I had a butch dyke try to get the pipe. bytch sent me p*ssy pictures and errthing lol. I couldn't hit that though. bytch looked and acted like Maino.

 

[charmander]

Well, if you take her up on her offer to hang out, go to her house and give her no attention, instead cozying up to her girls... I think she'll be kinda offended.

i'm surprised she aint been offended yet, i been duckin and dodgin and avoiding her since before thanksgiving and she still hittin me up

 

[godkiller]

If you're not interested, ignore her? What good could come out of a relationship you don't want?

 

[charmander]

If you're not interested, ignore her? What good could come out of a relationship you don't want?

i been ignoring her, bytch just keep callin tho

i won't lie tho, i been slippin the last few times...she spaces out her calls enough to where by the time she calls me again i already forgot her number from the last call so i pick it up thinkin its someone else

im bout to the point of sayin fukk it and blockin her number altogether

 

[Batman]

I used to know one I figured she'd be cool because you know she's a dyke so you can talk about girls and shyt, easy right? She wasn't good looking either.

Weeks after she starts staring at me hungrily and shyt, I try very hard pretend I don't notice, she's licking her lips asking me sexual questions. I was like wtf I thought you were gay.

I curved that chick easily, she had a twin sister who was easily hotter than her I was trying to get with her sister, didn't work out. shyt man, oh well.

EDIT:

She's basically like snoop from the wire wearing timberlands and shyt, raspy voice and everything.

One day she was like gimmie some dikk, I was like but you don't like dikk.

Then she was like who said I didn't?

 

[Diondon]

Them butch broads still be wanting pipe on the low

 

[charmander]

Them butch broads still be wanting pipe on the low

all them fingers and plastic meats gettin shoved in em cant compare to the real deal

 

[Grifter]

to give yall an idea of how she look to the best of my ability (i have only ever seen her in big ass oversized hoodies and baggy ass jeans that cover up any shape or form of her body)

she looks like a combination of Uncle Charles from the crossroads video, the lil young nikka sittin on the bench with nas in Belly, and Mannie Fresh

 

[FcKuPaYmE]

I used to know one I figured she'd be cool because you know she's a dyke so you can talk about girls and shyt, easy right? She wasn't good looking either.

Weeks after she starts staring at me hungrily and shyt, I try very hard pretend I don't notice, she's licking her lips asking me sexual questions. I was like wtf I thought you were gay.

I curved that chick easily, she had a twin sister who was easily hotter than her I was trying to get with her sister, didn't work out. shyt man, oh well.

EDIT:

She's basically like snoop from the wire wearing timberlands and shyt, raspy voice and everything.

One day she was like gimmie some dikk, I was like but you don't like dikk.

Then she was like who said I didn't?

 

[Black]

 

[Midrash]

Did she look like this OP?

She is gonna beat yo ass OP if she thinks you're playing games.

 

[iBrowse]

maybe she isn't aware that you have male genitalia.

 

[iBrowse]

Did she look like this OP?

She is gonna beat yo ass OP if she thinks you're playing games.

that cannot be a female

 

[ThaBronxBully]

She Gonna Be Bumping This shyt While Hittin' Char Off