Have yall ever been pursued by a thugged out dyke?

[charmander]

So she wouldn't look hittable dressed up like a girl? If not then forget it


and I take that fukk off= fukk?

fukkin off is what we call just doin anything, it dont really mean no sexual shyt


chillin, killin time, hangin with somebody = fukkin off

 

[sanityovar8ted]

around here it's definitely a possibility

i'll never forget one day bout 4 years ago i was walkin to the corner store with a couple of my brehs and this disgusting obese rhino lookin bytch hopped out a white geo storm and pulled me aside talmbout "i want your sperm, i want a baby with your sperm" that was literally how she broke the ice

she asked me for my number and i said i aint have one, she looked at the ipod touch i had in my hand and thought it was a phone so she was like "aight well heres my number whenever you're ready"

so im noddin my head like

while pretending to put her number into my ipod


i got janked for that shyt for weeks

u better watch yourself, she bet not never getchu alone, she might take something

 

[Diondon]

Maybe she just wants to play Uno?

 

[Vilified not verified]

she just wanna get high and hit some licks with you breh you probably carry yourself like a certified G but you don't realise it.

 

[MekaCatt]

she might be trynna get pregnant tho, with you being lightskinned good hair and all

This was my first thought..

I remember a bulldyke grabbed my ass one time in the club . I just politely move to the other side of the club. I didn't want them problems

 

[sanityovar8ted]

This was my first thought..

I remember a bulldyke grabbed my ass one time in the club . I just politely move to the other side of the club. I didn't want them problems

 

[ThaBronxBully]

fukk it bro. p*ssy is p*ssy

Even If That p*ssy Is Attached To Some Chingy Looking Muhfukka?

Homegirl Come In The Crib Talking Bout "Whuddup Cuz?"

 

[charmander]

the one curveball in this whole situation tho

this dyke broad supposedly be havin all kinds of hoes that she be havin come over to freak off and get ate out and get wood put in em

my right hand man thats locked up right now chilled with her one night and said it was a damn freakfest in there....the dyke broad had 2 other broads in there, and she had a porno on while she was booted up on the couch juugin herself with a vibrator, he was talkin like all kinds of nuts was gettin busted in there


i been talkin about this situation with the nikka i was with that night in the first post, and he keep sayin the same shyt about the dyke girl being connected with too many hoes around town....so he been actin like it would be best for me to act like i wanna fukk with the dyke broad to get access to the dykes bytches for us i'm pretty sure he's also the nikka that gave her my number


but i'm not sure i'm tryna take this one for the team

 

[92Inc]

I got punked by a dyke at 7 elven

 

[TEKBEATZ]

 

[Larry Lobster]

She thinks you're a woman

 

[ch15x]

only if it opens the door to other non-bullish or better-lookin' broads...

 

[I'm Billy FUCO!!]

Even If That p*ssy Is Attached To Some Chingy Looking Muhfukka?

Homegirl Come In The Crib Talking Bout "Whuddup Cuz?"

This is why mannish-lookin' hoes creep me out more than feminine gay men

To me, the feminine gay man is just a really weird dude who likes to dress like a woman. And that's as far as that goes.

But the mannish dyke is worse because they actually make your dikk act like

It's like, when you regularly see a bytch, you instantly try to determine how smashable she is, and your dikk reacts accordingly.....yet here come this fake-ass Ludacris lookin' dyke in thug clothes, walkin' around all masculine. Yeah, she has a p*ssy and you could technically still fukk, but she's acting like a man, so you're just left like

 

[flea]

Even If That p*ssy Is Attached To Some Chingy Looking Muhfukka?

Homegirl Come In The Crib Talking Bout "Whuddup Cuz?"

Chingy would be an upgrade
I was envisioning some E-40 lookin bytch

 

[charmander]

to give yall an idea of how she look to the best of my ability (i have only ever seen her in big ass oversized hoodies and baggy ass jeans that cover up any shape or form of her body)

she looks like a combination of Uncle Charles from the crossroads video, the lil young nikka sittin on the bench with nas in Belly, and Mannie Fresh