Have yall ever been pursued by a thugged out dyke?

[charmander]

So....



How did she get your number again

i'm not completely sure but i think my boy called her off my phone at some point

 

[O.T.I.S.]

i'm not completely sure but i think my boy called her off my phone at some point

Sounds like your boy trying to set you up



Also, I'm trying to figure out if a butch trying to mack you is an insult or a compliment

 

[O.T.I.S.]

This nikka complaining about free weed? Give her some back shots, smoke and keep it moving.

Normally I would agree with this...


But this a bulldyke. Do they even shave?

You'll be smashing and its smelling like the football locker room after practice

 

[charmander]

Normally I would agree with this...


But this a bulldyke. Do they even shave?

You'll be smashing and its smelling like the football locker room after practice

i am confident this bytch got more hair on her legs than me and i aint never even seen her legs

 

[AgentGrey]

I got punked by a dyke at 7 elven

tell the story please.

@charmander I know that feel bro, this dyke around my way ran in a similar circle so I knew of her, she was cool with one of my fledglings (I didnt know they were fukkin but I woulda clowned him to hell and back if I did ) so she'd be around whenever I came thru to kick it with them.

So I have class with her back in high school, she hears I keep that fire and asks for my number. Plus she always be with fine bi girls so Im assuming I'll match em one day n kick it to her fem friends, but that didnt happen..

She hits my phone on some "You cant tell Drew but I think you're cute" shyt
Im lookin at my phone like .... "But... You like girls.. and I like girls.... Why is this happening?"

Long story short, dykes take pipe on the low.

 

[charmander]

tell the story please.

@charmander I know that feel bro, this dyke around my way ran in a similar circle so I knew of her, she was cool with one of my fledglings (I didnt know they were fukkin but I woulda clowned him to hell and back if I did ) so she'd be around whenever I came thru to kick it with them.

So I have class with her back in high school, she hears I keep that fire and asks for my number. Plus she always be with fine bi girls so Im assuming I'll match em one day n kick it to her fem friends, but that didnt happen..

She hits my phone on some "You cant tell Drew but I think you're cute" shyt
Im lookin at my phone like .... "But... You like girls.. and I like girls.... Why is this happening?"

Long story short, dykes take pipe on the low.

real nikka shyt

 

[You_Ugly_on_Skype]

around here it's definitely a possibility

i'll never forget one day bout 4 years ago i was walkin to the corner store with a couple of my brehs and this disgusting obese rhino lookin bytch hopped out a white geo storm and pulled me aside talmbout "i want your sperm, i want a baby with your sperm" that was literally how she broke the ice

she asked me for my number and i said i aint have one, she looked at the ipod touch i had in my hand and thought it was a phone so she was like "aight well heres my number whenever you're ready"

so im noddin my head like

while pretending to put her number into my ipod


i got janked for that shyt for weeks

The only color Geo Storms I see are white, like they only come in that color. Any other color is custom.

 

[#1 pick]

Listening to Anita Baker - Caught up in a Rapture while reading this thread

 

[iBrowse]

is it ducktales or a case study, sigmund fakkit?

i wasn't ready for this one

 

[iBrowse]

bytch aint got no reefer....if i fukked around and pulled up at her spot she would prolly look at me like "what you smokin on ganksta? roll that shyt up"

i would quit smokin if it meant i had to fukk her

damn she that ugly breh? in all likelihood you're probably going to have to relocate or only go out with others...you can't be caught alone by this wilderbeast.

 

[iBrowse]

The only color Geo Storms I see are white, like they only come in that color. Any other color is custom.

i've never seen em come in a different color

 

[iBrowse]

Yeah...in HS. We had a real big girl dyke gang population back in the early-mid 2000s in DC.

Them broads was everywhere and super bold. Made the mistake of mackin' on breezy in history class who happened to be dykin and she was down with the get down, got head at the movies and everything, glorious.

Somehow the word got out and ended up making it to her butch 24yo 'girlfriend', so she came up to the school with 2 other butch broads and tried to see me with the hands. I wasn't having it, so I bounced with the quickness and got chased for like 2 blocks.

Next day I left school super early and had some lookouts incase they were waiting for me....they were, so I didn't go to school for the next 2 days...rest of the week.

bytches had me shook, I woulda lost my manhood if them broads jumped me. Dykes steal your man essence when you lose battles to them. Don't engage bruhs.

shyt sounds like an excerpt from a National Geographic episode.

 

[Mass]

Early december last year i was in the club.
Shining....

And i was drunk coming up the stairs ... but im not one of those incoherent drunks i knew i was faded and i was chilling so i was walking up the stairs and kinda slipped and looked up .... seen this bull dyke who was dancing with this bad braud all night ..

As i get up to the landing she goes "You look good." ... and at that moment i had so many different thoughts go through my head ....
First was ::
Second was
Third was
Is this braud trying to take advantage of me and pipe ME or something hell nah

My response: I looked her dead in eyes smiled and said "Thank you i appreciate it," and got the hell up out of there..
Next day i was talking to one of my lesbian female friends and she said quote

"Studs are usually the ones who cheat and get pregnant...."
Me:

 

[a murda]

maybe she isn't aware that you have male genitalia.

whoooooo

 

[ALLiKNOWizPAIN]

go fukk but take the heater with u relli