Had 2 Hemorrhoids removed recently... AMA

[Orbital-Fetus]

What's your height and weight?

You know they can come back, right? You better make sure that you eat right.

Other than banding, did they offer you laser surgery, or the actual surgery-surgery (that they say is like the worst thing ever)?

You still got to take a stool softener or you off that since been in about 2 weeks?

Why you so deep in the red?

 

[Jean Jacket]

So you were bleeding from deep in your anus for years and finally crossed that bridge to get them removed.

I don't know if I should commend your steadfastness or shun you for lack of personal accountability.

 

[Estarossa]

Had hemorrhoids for 5 years before I figured out what was causing my pain…

The cream fixed them in 2 days…

 

[Charlie Hustle]

Normally I pray for ailments like this to manifest on my enemies however, I hope you have a speedy recovery OP.

 

[Ya Sinning Mane]

Happened to me once
I know a couple people I worked with that got them frequently


Lifting or strain most likely cause they wasn’t dirty from what I noticed

My uncle gets boils and hemmroids pretty regular.
he said it’s a disease.start wit a H
He a clean dude tho.
I never would have guessed

 

[El_Mero_Mero]

Why you so deep in the red?

It's 'cause I'm Foundational Latin American

 

[Calibrated]

Pretty sure I got mine from lifting at work but then I had a job where I was sitting all day and that didn't help.

You need to go to the R&D department and demand some upgrades. Use the "I'm bout to go rogue" face.

 

[Jean Jacket]

It's 'cause I'm Foundational Latin American

 

[King]

Karma

crush the anus.

stick it in her anus.

i would get up in her anus.

show us your anus.

Wet anus yall.

i really want to see her anus.

my anus is ready.

can i see her anus?

whatever residue my girl's anus provides.

rent out your anus.

my anus is quivering.

i declare war on her anus.

Deep in her anus.

Film a flaming anus, brehs...

And that ain't even all of page 1

 

[Alvin]

• Straining during bowel movements.
• Sitting for long periods of time, especially on the toilet.
• Having chronic diarrhea or constipation.
• Being obese.
• Being pregnant.
• Having anal intercourse.
• Eating a low-fiber diet.
• Regularly lifting heavy items.
  
  Pretty sure I got mine from lifting at work but then I had a job where I was sitting all day and that didn't help.

I wonder how many porn harlots have these issues...

 

[Alvin]

This is quite disturbing

best way to avoid is to make sure your stools are soft.

 

[KFBF]

I think you've answered all my questions. Thank you.

 

[Alvin]

Are weighted squats and dead lifts considered lifting heaving in the context of getting roids?

yeah, dead lifts sepecially

 

[maxamusa]

Sorry u went thru that bro....



I really don't know what to say or ask.

 

[Devilinurear]

Pretty sure they started due to back strain from a job where I was lifting, pulling and pushing heavy shyt all day when I was younger. Eventually it got to the point that they would burst and bleed at the very end of a poop. The first time it happened I was convinced I was dying so I got a colonoscopy done and they told my it was just hemorrhoids and not to worry about it. Fast forward way too many years later and I finally decided to get it taken care of.

So I had to lay on my side with my pants down and he opened up my butthole using something like a gynecologists' speculum. It was uncomfortable to say the least. Then he said, "Yup, you've got two and one of them is a level 3 (out of 4). Then he banded them which cuts of blood to them and a few days later they came out in a bloody mess. Right after the procedure I got super light headed and had to lay down for 20 minutes and drink some apple juice they gave me. Eventually I felt good enough to drive home.

The first 36 hour it feels like you always have to take a shyt and then when you actually have to shyt it feels like a double ughhh. The worst part though is that after you shyt you still feel like you gotta shyt. The pressure from the banded hemorrhoids make it feel like you got dookie ready to exit all the time. Really wack.
It's been a couple of weeks now and my butthole has never been better. I'm so glad I finally did this for myself.

Questions and comments may be placed below.

I got to get mine taken care of.