Guys who flex their magnum condoms

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I didn't know people flexxed wit'em, i just thought u either needed them or you didn't.
 
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Magnums aren't much longer than a regular condom when rolled all the way out, but a magnum is definitely wider than a regular condom, so they're good if you got more girth than average.

edit: condomdepot.com has the measurements for all of their condoms listed, that's how I know.
 

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It's the same as wearing tight pants; Yeah you can fit 'em, but that sh!t ain't comfy. I don't walk around with condoms because 7 times outta 10, the broad already has some at her crib. I use whatvever she has, and they usually have regs. I'm good either way :shrug2:


The n!ggas that go around flexin' mags are peacocking just like the n!ggas that walk around flashing money :smh:. I don't get the point at all.

You share that bytch

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It's the same as wearing tight pants; Yeah you can fit 'em, but that sh!t ain't comfy. I don't walk around with condoms because 7 times outta 10, the broad already has some at her crib. I use whatvever she has, and they usually have regs. I'm good either way :shrug2:


The n!ggas that go around flexin' mags are peacocking just like the n!ggas that walk around flashing money :smh:. I don't get the point at all.

Get caught up by a girl that pokes holes in condoms brehs.
 

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Get caught up by a girl that pokes holes in condoms brehs.


My total life savings at this point: $17,419

My job at this moment: Full-time college student doing internships (technically unemployed most of the year on paper). When I graduate, the current starting rate for engineers in my field is maybe $50,000 (not much)

My Looks: Strong 6.5 and maybe a 7.2 some circles :youngsabo:

My only redeeming qualities: Good sex, good conversation and I'm ambitious


Now why would a broad wanna catch this type of L right now?!? I'd be a good father and all, but I'm sure a broad that pokes holes in condoms isn't really lookin' for a good father for her child, she's lookin' for a payday........I ain't it at the moment :shrug2:
 

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My total life savings at this point: $17,419

My job at this moment: Full-time college student doing internships (technically unemployed most of the year on paper). When I graduate, the current starting rate for engineers in my field is maybe $50,000 (not much)

My Looks: Strong 6.5 and maybe a 7.2 some circles :youngsabo:

My only redeeming qualities: Good sex, good conversation and I'm ambitious


Now why would a broad wanna catch this type of L right now?!? I'd be a good father and all, but I'm sure a broad that pokes holes in condoms isn't really lookin' for a good father for her child, she's lookin' for a payday........I ain't it at the moment :shrug2:

well the national avg salary is around 34k, so a college kid in engineering is still a comeup for a lot of chicks.
 

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My total life savings at this point: $17,419

My job at this moment: Full-time college student doing internships (technically unemployed most of the year on paper). When I graduate, the current starting rate for engineers in my field is maybe $50,000 (not much)

My Looks: Strong 6.5 and maybe a 7.2 some circles :youngsabo:

My only redeeming qualities: Good sex, good conversation and I'm ambitious


Now why would a broad wanna catch this type of L right now?!? I'd be a good father and all, but I'm sure a broad that pokes holes in condoms isn't really lookin' for a good father for her child, she's lookin' for a payday........I ain't it at the moment :shrug2:

my point.
 

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well the national avg salary is around 34k, so a college kid in engineering is still a comeup for a lot of chicks.

Point is, chicks ain't out here asking for majors, certs and portfolios, they lookin' for n!ggas out here peacockin' and :stylin:, and that's not me.

I pull broads, but it's damn sure not because they think I'm cakin'. I ain't a bummy n!gga at all :whoa:, but to them I'm just an average dude in the gold digger appraisal blue book. Hell, I still drive the same truck I've had since 10th grade so they know :pachaha:. If she knows she pokes holes in her condoms reserved for the fake stunnas, when I ask her if she has any, she better say :no: and I'll just make a quick run to the store
 
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