Guillermo Del Toro - The Shape of Water

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I liked this story better when Alan Moore did it.

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I loved this movie. Pro tip: do not watch it with other people. its a weird movie that changes tone when you watch it with other people.
 

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Finally watched this. This little library out in the burbs was showing it.

I dig the film overall. The opening score, and the look of it all, drew me in. The performances were on point (Michael Shannon in particular...good lord). Saw a trailer or two way back when but was surprised about some of the violence in it. That musical number...you know I'll allow it due to the context in which it was thrown out there.

Won't lie, I'd fukk Sally Hawkins. Could You imagine Paddington walking up in that bathroom: *gasp* "Mrs. Brown!!" :gladbron::whoa::obama::shaq:

How many times Octavia gotta play the "mmm hmmm" help role?
 

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This is such a shytty movie

Cacs call any movie great as long as there is weird sex involved

Michael Shannon plays the same character in everything :mjlol:

Might as well be named Agent Nelson in this too:mjlol:


The chick from "The Help"
Is literally called the help in this

The Deaf chick is a Cliche petite pseudo French quiet freak that cacs fantasize about

Of course there is a gay character

Of course they had to throw in racism towards black people:wow:


Hollywood ain't shyt
 

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This is such a shytty movie

Cacs call any movie great as long as there is weird sex involved

Michael Shannon plays the same character in everything :mjlol:

Might as well be named Agent Nelson in this too:mjlol:


The chick from "The Help"
Is literally called the help in this

The Deaf chick is a Cliche petite pseudo French quiet freak that cacs fantasize about

Of course there is a gay character

Of course they had to throw in racism towards black people:wow:


Hollywood ain't shyt

And any time there was racism they had to tie it to homophobia :sas2:

I'd knock the dust off that weird skinny french girl though
 

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I liked this movie, but it was too poorly executed to make the point I think it was trying to. From what I remember the, main character is a lonely horny girl who's "Hollywood ugly" meaning a 7/10. She's so horny, she has to set an egg timer to get to work on time. Can't even get off with her one male friend becuase he's into man butt. I think the fat guy at the bus stop with the half-eaten cake was another symbol of someone not being able to resist their urges. But, after that it's a little gore, a really stereotypical Evil Government Man, a Mammy, token Sage Homo Advisor, etc. Horny girl is willing to fukk a fish she's so lonely and horny. Then the rest turns into Splash.

I'd watch again to fast forward to the main naked and flicking the bean, but that's about it.
 
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