GTA: CHARMING (The Official Sons of Anarchy 7th and Final Season Thread)

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yeah first 2 seasons were dope. i quit watching the 3rd season when they were in ireland, shyt was too hard to follow and it just plain sucked, but still had hope for the show. season 4, the call of duty scene with the cartel was when i realized the show had gone past the point of no return, and just fully embraced the fukkery
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yeah first 2 seasons were dope. i quit watching the 3rd season when they were in ireland, shyt was too hard to follow and it just plain sucked, but still had hope for the show. season 4, the call of duty scene with the cartel was when i realized the show had gone past the point of no return, and just fully embraced the fukkery
:blessed:
:dead: them n1ggaz was shooying rockets at each other in the woods of Northern Cali :mjlol:

That ep still makes me laugh.
 

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War with the cartels, DEA, FBI, CIA, Pope's multimillion dollar operation that had all the black gangs under him, the IRA, local AND state police, the Mexican MC, Darby's aryans, the triads.... and this MC with about 6 members is still alive. This level of fukkery is unprecedented
 

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I wonder if anyone else notices how shytty this show is, yet keeps watching for the fukkery. I haven't met anyone outside of the net who says this.

I remember after season 5 ended I saw this chick with a shirt on. I asked her what she thought of the season and she said "best one, yet." I hit her with the :mjlol: and said how shytty it was. She looked at me like :dwillhuh:
 

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I wonder if anyone else notices how shytty this show is, yet keeps watching for the fukkery. I haven't met anyone outside of the net who says this.

I remember after season 5 ended I saw this chick with a shirt on. I asked her what she thought of the season and she said "best one, yet." I hit her with the :mjlol: and said how shytty it was. She looked at me like :dwillhuh:
Serious. Everyone I know who watches sons thinks its awesome. I tried to talk fukkery with them, n I get the :dwillhuh: :beli: :rudy: Or a combination of all 3, with me like :mindblown: Thank god for the coli :salute:
 

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The conversation when ever the different gangs meet up sounds so fraudulent.

"you got no beef with Brown or Yellow bro" :wtf:

Like why would they refer to the other gangs as awkward colors and not the racial epithets:mindblown: or just the name of the gangs



And why are these 'smart guys' still trusting the Sons with their unreliable Gun connect??


I'm sticking with this fukkery till the finale:leostare:
 

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seriously Juice just leave the state, dude is hanging around like Jax is just going to randomly forgive him and let him back in the team (well tbh it wouldnt be the first time)
I thought he told Gemma he had cash stashed somewhere but couldn't get to it cause club members were around it right?


Why did Misty Stone just happen to have the heat in the bed with her?
 

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If the Sons rode up on any half-way serious criminal organization they would get the
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Jax riding bikes with a bunch of geriatrics :russ:

Bobby gonna need depends soon :mjlol:

I love this show :wow:
 

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I binge watched seasons 5&6 just caught the premiere.


The show is objectively terrible. But its hilarious.


It just amazes me that Kurt Sutter thinks this show is so amazing. I have friends in real life that talk highly of this like its top tier quality. Blows my mind. Show has zero logic.


I watch for how astupid it continualy is.


Does kurt sutter have twitter? Sonebody should send him a link to this thread. Or ask him why they always have shootouts in broad daylight with no police ever.
 

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Going to Ireland to get Jax's son was Season 3. Season 4 was when the they got involved with the Mexican Cartel & Clay's last season as president of SAMCRO.

They show fell off when Jax took over as President.

show fell off when they went to ireland...then they completely threw any hint of logic in the bushes with the cartel and cia shyt.

they are good at season finales tho :ehh:

War with the cartels, DEA, FBI, CIA, Pope's multimillion dollar operation that had all the black gangs under him, the IRA, local AND state police, the Mexican MC, Darby's aryans, the triads.... and this MC with about 6 members is still alive. This level of fukkery is unprecedented

:ustupid: sounds so fukking stupid when you lay everything out like that
 

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Here is my attempt at logic...

However, FIRST, we have to truly realize what universe this is in.

I do think that a strong argument can be made that SOA & Ray Donovan are live action parts of the Grand Theft Auto universe.

And we know that the GTA Universe has an exaggerated but somewhat real (with respect to cartoonish action) logic system.

Now that we know what universe it lives in, we can apply a loose logic to it.

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First issue: "Yellow kills brown, brown kills white, white kills yellow, rinse, repeat, and there is peace again"

It seems ridiculous right? However, if we apply jail politics, shyt like this happens all of the time. You think Aryan Brotherhood and crips/bloods aren't killing each other in September and having peace in November?

It happens. Now that we can agree to that, understand that, of the characters we are following on the show, 90% of them have spent time in jail/prison.

It is the same thing, and after you apply GTA universe rules, it is in the realm of possibility that Samcro could possibly be in the midst of a race war on Tuesday at 8am and by evening, everyone is sitting at a picnic table drinking beer from tap with porn stars on their laps.
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"Don't worry, you didn't die in vain, after you're body is found, we'll have a truce & you'll be forgotten!"

Second issue: "Soooo.... Jax knows Gemma conspired with Clay to kill his father yet he still trusts her?!"

Well, I mean, a woman you can be close to and feel some type of identifying personality traits don't exactly grown on trees in the SOA world. What else does he have? This is a man who had trusted advisers that in one way or another, have conspired against him at some point, they are killers, they are liars but...they are SOA family.

From a human perspective, we can understand an individual who, especially after his wife died, can't be choosy about who he trusts. You would go crazy if you decided you couldn't trust anybody so you won't confide in them. Where would that leave Jax? I mean...honestly... he wouldn't have a great barometer to apply the "trustworthiness award" to. Even the most human person on the show, Tara, was conspiring against him numerous times.
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"See that in the distance, son? That's a mother's love...and the corpses of the people you love."

Third Issue: "Okay brothers, there is a federal agent in the coffee shop and a state trooper on patrol across the street... How do we take this snitch out? Get the AK47, but take your patches off."

Okay... In the real world, SOA would have been brought up on domestic terrorism charges...before Jax turned 10. However, remember the universe we are in, GTA. Someone joked that all SOA needed to do after a mass murder is ride around the block 4 times until the 5 stars went down. Technically, that is exactly what happens.

As long as you come to terms with that, the show is enjoyable. Anyone looking for "The Wire, type realism (minus the all-drugs legal zone) are expecting too much and are just trying to be cool by pointing out "look how unrealistic this show is! high five me!"
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"Me, trying to be cool, pssht. But check out my new expensive gucci belt, and Sons of Anarchy is SO FAKE."

Chill with that and enjoy is like you'd enjoy Walking dead.

One thing we need to discuss though...

So... Gemma tips you off about who MAY have killed Tara. SO you have him kidnapped... Okay, makes sense. Then, you have him tied up...and gagged. And you keep the gag on him throughout the torture without asking him the reason for the murder? So you're telling me that the man who you think took the order to kill your family "I know you were just taking orders..." is allowed to be tortured without telling why he did it!?

In both the GTA world and SOA, people LOVE giving diatribes before they are killed, however, this triad is allowed to NOT spill his guts to atleast give Jax closure? Why?

THAT is bad writing...

Because it is the one thing that happened this episode that just doesn't fit with even GTA/SOA logic. No way Jax doesn't allow the man to say something. Unless...

Sutter is a genius writer & wants us to see the painful fear of doubt that Jax has when, even though he doesn't say it, Jax decides to not allow the man to speak because he knows what he'll say. Jax somewhat knows that this guy didn't do it, but as long as it isn't put blatantly into his face, he can put it to the back of his mind to allow him to function. Imagine the turmoil that it would cause if Jax allowed the guy to talk & the guy was able to prove that he didn't do the murder? Like him showing Jax he wasn't even in the country or was locked up at the time.

Jax kind of knows he didn't do it. But much like a nasty person who sees his dikk turn green after going in raw w/ a hooker, he decides not to get tested because "hmm...the swelling is down, I'm clean."
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"What are you saying?"
"mmph mmph mmph"
"Yea, that's a confession"


Either way, Gemma is a demon.
 
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