My Best Friend figured out her S/O password to his phone by listening to him dial in the numbers whenever he got a voice mail, and she passed her secret down to me
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Yeah.....She confessed to it, but with a twist.
Supposedly she met a guy at her best friends B Day party.
She told me he was the "disrespectful type", but she was drunk and horny because I wasn't there for her anymore
According to her, he took the condom off while he was hitting it doggystyle and didn't let her know
.2 seconds later, that bytch instantaneously became a relic of the past
I ask a chic when the last time she had sex and if she fukked within the same time period I hit then that's my free pass to nut in her. When her period late I blame the other dudes and claim I strapped up.
when the last time you fukked ma
yesterday
*bites hole in rubber or slip off rubber when she bent over*
*keeps room dark and act like I'm taking rubber off*
let me fall in love w her p*ssy then take it away
i cheated on my b1tch of 4 years so much that everytime i got caught we would fight for a while get over it and go back to our routine. she ended up leaving me for good one day and i was devastated cuz i really loved her. i have a new gf now that i cheat on all the time because i really dont care she cant tell me nothing who i text, call, where i go nothing, i get away with it all...
i still think about my ex i would take her back in a heartbeat....sh1ts sad bruhs she wont even invite me over for quickies or nothing...
) my mom asks me about her going to another Prom. I'm like huh? 
yeah ok bytch...
So this chick I was dating in HS for 2 years was a year younger then me & we went to my Senior Prom together. She had been working at Taco Bell for like 6 months & I had my job for about a year & some change.
Now Prom out my way is a 3 Day Event... Prom on Friday, Six Flags on Saturday & then people would go to one of the spots that let 17 yr olds in on Sunday night. shyt was just how it was...
So I take her to Prom & when I get home the next day (
She told me she heard my GF at the times mom say "Keep that dress clean for tomorrow." So I'm like naw she must've misheard. A group of all of us were supposed to meet up and go to Six Flags at 12 but she wasn't answering her phone & nobody was answering her house phone. So I leave her a message... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, O'Clock... nothing. At this point I'm guessing my mom heard right & was in shock that she did that to me. So I get a hold of her mother & she tells me she thought my GF told me she was going to 2 Proms...
So that night she gets home at like 1am & calls me & I'm pissed the fukk off & she explains to me she knew I would get mad if she told me but that there's a gay dude that works at Taco Bell that wanted to go to Prom with a girl so people wouldn't think he was gay. I'm like
But I tell her cool, whatever we'll just hang out tomorrow. Of course now I'm pissed the fukk off & am planning on ending it. The next day she pulls a whoodini again & come to find out that night that she went to Six Flags with this nikka too...
So this supposedly gay nikka gets 2 out of 3 days on my fukking prom weekend? Get The Entire fukk OUTTA HERE. I break up with her over the phone while she was at work cuz she wasn't picking up & of course after that she calls back crying & all that fake feministic bullshyt.
I told her fukk her, fukk US, fukk the nikka who she think she loves...
She tried the rest of the summer to get me back but I'm like fukk that & never took her back, matter of fact I started smashing her friends 1 by 1... all her little cheerleader friends... I was on p*ssy revenge & that shyt was an amazing feeling...
Long story short, turned out dude actually was gay but I was sharing that girl with some other nikka that worked at Taco Bell who fukked her & her sister & they didn't even know it.
Women talk about men but goddamn they are just as if not more trifling...
You live & you learn...
I was in the middle of smashing this new chick I met off MySpace about 5 years ago. I got her doggystyle just going to town when she says "Slow down please, don't hit it so hard, I just had an abortion not too long ago." Me
i cheated on my b1tch of 4 years so much that everytime i got caught we would fight for a while get over it and go back to our routine. she ended up leaving me for good one day and i was devastated cuz i really loved her. i have a new gf now that i cheat on all the time because i really dont care she cant tell me nothing who i text, call, where i go nothing, i get away with it all...
i still think about my ex i would take her back in a heartbeat....sh1ts sad bruhs she wont even invite me over for quickies or nothing...
damn breh, I do this shyt too but i'm on the sly with mine. I have a feeling mine suspects something but she don't be saying shyt, I think she's plotting. Do ya'll still have contact? if she still talks to you then you may have a chance. maybe I kinda just accepted that that everything you do will come back to you so i'm 
about it.
, I wiped it off and continued to smash with the cosby face straight cosby
