Grimiest thing a chick has ever done to you...

[King Crimson]

Shiiiiit...me and monogamy just don't mix well, and my pride at getting caught slipping like that wouldn't let me get scared into not doing it again and succeeding. Plus I was in Atlanta at the time...had to switch the style up though. I was fukking chicks at work, literally or during work hours. Never got caught again, but in the end she slipped up and was doing her thing on the side, so we just broke the cycle. No love lost, and we got a good civil relationship now. Hell, part of the reason I posted the story was we was talking about it the other day...

But that shyt opened my eyes to the fact that some (not all) chicks are wayyyyy more savvy then niccas give them credit for. If the most dangerous thing in America is a nikka with a library card, then the most dangerous thing on Earth is a gal with a brain. p*ssy is already powerful, so if you mix in analytical and critical thinking with a bit of cunning and you could have a problem if you ain't living right.

 

[TMillzy]

She cheated

 

[King Crimson]

Too easy...but fukk it.

I guess she was getting her cavity filled.

Yeah, I heard that one, plus how he gave her a "root canal."

's all good, breh. shyt was 5 years ago. Made me smarter and wiser to scandalous broads. shyt was an internship/case study/ accelerated course in scandalous females. Makes me appreciate my current lady even more. Can't ask for more.

 

[HelgaPataki]

it kind of made me feel a little better. i wasn't sleeping with anyone, but i wasn't loyal either.

 

[Born2BKing]

Left my dikk burning and leaking. shyt felt like I was pissing pinto beans.

When the pain hits you its like

 

[Fredrick Thuglas]

 

[MikelArteta]

 

[MooseMouthMthafuga]

My sophomore year in HS.


Was dating this chick, but we broke up for about 2 weeks, and then got back together.




When I asked her if she'd fukked anybody else in that time, she looked at me like ....as if she was offended by the question.



"You know I'm not that kind of girl.I don't get down like that.I've just been masturbating"



I went up in it raw and she hit me off with the clap



That took away my gullibility when it came to females.


First and only time in my life I've ever caught a VD....I couldn't believe it

 

[Ice Cold]

My sophomore year in HS.


Was dating this chick, but we broke up for about 2 weeks, and then got back together.




When I asked her if she'd fukked anybody else in that time, she looked at me like ....as if she was offended by the question.



"You know I'm not that kind of girl.I don't get down like that.I've just been masturbating"



I went up in it raw and she hit me off with the clap



That took away my gullibility when it came to females.


First and only time in my life I've ever caught a VD....I couldn't believe it

Damn 2 weeks, girl didn't waste no time letting random dudes hit raw

 

[havoc]

This chick I was dating 7 years ago, stop calling and texting me. Every time I called the phone rung 2 times and go straight to voice-mail. After a week not hearing from my delusional dumb-ass thought maybe she don't have time to talk on the phone no more, after she got a new job working for them in the evening shift. After a week of not hearing from her, I text her a message and ask her can she hangout with me on a Friday night. She told me no, because she has to go to work. I was like cool, I suggest Saturday, then she finally confessed that she seeing another dude Man I was hurt.. I was singing the blue that night while being drunk off vodka. I thought me and ol girl was an item. She misled me

 

[KnowledgeIsQueen]

never underestimate the power of the female mind when it comes to playing/fukking nikkas minds over, men are good at mind games but women are experts at the shyt.

my ex used to LITERALLY read the text messages I was sending to jumpoffs by looking at the reflections in my eyeballs...you know how scary that shyt is? felt like I had a narc on me everywhere I went.

My Best Friend figured out her S/O password to his phone by listening to him dial in the numbers whenever he got a voice mail, and she passed her secret down to me

 

[Stuntone]

I was messing with this chick from work. She wanted to be with me, but I really just wanted to smash. She was bowlegged and had a viciously sexy walk. One dude told her she walked like a pitbull. We were kicking it hard. She even added me to her Costco membership. Anyhow we had kissed and I got some head. We ended up not talking bcuz I wasn't serious enough for her. Weeks later I go to Costco, the membership had expired. I'm like fukk I reup the membership for the whole account for a year 50$. A couple of weeks I go back to Costco and this hoe done took me off the entire account. I had to get a whole new membership.

 

[Vagina Thief]

I once had a chick that took it upon herself to enact revenge on me for any little thing like saying good morning, or even not putting ice cubes in her water. One day i didn't hold the door open for her coming into my building and while she was giving me neck she decided to bite my nuts


I couldn't walk for a week
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[MooseMouthMthafuga]

Damn 2 weeks, girl didn't waste no time letting random dudes hit raw

Yeah.....She confessed to it, but with a twist.



Supposedly she met a guy at her best friends B Day party.



She told me he was the "disrespectful type", but she was drunk and horny because I wasn't there for her anymore


According to her, he took the condom off while he was hitting it doggystyle and didn't let her know


.2 seconds later, that bytch instantaneously became a relic of the past

 

[-G$-]

let me fall in love w her p*ssy then take it away