Grimiest thing a chick has ever done to you...

[King Crimson]

never underestimate the power of the female mind when it comes to playing/fukking nikkas minds over, men are good at mind games but women are experts at the shyt.

my ex used to LITERALLY read the text messages I was sending to jumpoffs by looking at the reflections in my eyeballs...you know how scary that shyt is? felt like I had a narc on me everywhere I went.

How? You was dating the terminator, breh?

 

[Heafcliffe]

never underestimate the power of the female mind when it comes to playing/fukking nikkas minds over, men are good at mind games but women are experts at the shyt.

my ex used to LITERALLY read the text messages I was sending to jumpoffs by looking at the reflections in my eyeballs...you know how scary that shyt is? felt like I had a narc on me everywhere I went.

Off a nikka's eyeballs?!?!?!?Really?!?!??!

 

[Ricky Church]

C'mon breh tell me you didn't actually fall for that shyt.

That's as bad as me setting up my ex's email client to forward me copies of all outgoing messages, and then me telling her I'm a telepath (true story).

nikka. she read it word for word as I was typing it. I can't make this shyt up breh

 

[infamous212]

I've never let a chick do nothing real grimy, but back in the day I was fukking with some chick who had a coke problem. One day she texts me asking for dough, I didn't give her shyt obiovusly but her treating me like a simp had me like

 

[rocksteady]

in high school, i worked at a small retail store at the mall

my girlfriend at the time wanted me to grab something for her that she picked out...

a few weeks later we broke up...

bytch called the store and told one of the girl's there what i did (she thought the girl was the manager)...

she didn't know i was fukkin ol'girl behind her back, so it was all good...

but shyt was shady as hell...

 

[Stepdaddy]

That's a crazy ass story:

A couple years ago, a new homie's sister sucked my dikk when I came over unannounced on some naughty america steez, and I never let that happen without getting the puss.

I get it right away and forget all about her. A month later she cries pregnant and admits she's 17.


For 8 fukkin' months I couldn't stand bytches, any bytches, because of this shyt and we would have arguments over the phone like go get an abortion, she's crying and shyt and her mom would cut in over speakerphone and chew me out plus threatened to call the authorities on me


Anyways, the baby's born later and her own brother the ex-homie admits it wasn't mine after all that time, dumb fakkit kept the truth, maybe it is mine but I don't give a fukk


fukk hoes man, not literally

 

[BruhMayne]

I got a story to tell...

Back in '08, I had just broke up with a chick I had been dating for 2 years. Meet this new girl, and we had been kicking it...going out and smashing...but not officially dating (at least in my eyes). My ex at the time was on some "I'm gonna get this nicca back shyt" so she would be texting and calling all the time on some "let's get back together" steez, but I tried to be righteous and leave it be. At the time we broke up, we were living together, so when we split I moved to a townhouse about 5-10 minutes away.

Despite my best intentions, the new chick used to always ask me if I was over my ex, and I'd always be like "yea, that was that past" type shyt, but she never quite bought it. In all actuality, I didn't want to get back with my ex, but her sex game was on point, and she was letting it be known that I could still have that when I wanted it.

So one night, after I left Happy Hour I happened to get a text from my ex, which was a picture of her in some lingerie with a msg "u wanna cum over?" so my drunk ass drove over there, and ended up staying the night. First thing I did as I got out of the car was put my phone on silent, and due to the events that unfolded all that night, I didn't really look at my phone once we got to the business.

My alarm stays set M-F, so when it went off, I hopped up so I could go back to my place and get ready for work. I had like 40 texts and 10 missed calls, the majority of which was from the new chick. So I tell my ex bye, walk out the door, get to my car...and see that 3 of my damn tires have been slashed. While I'm in that "oh Hell No" confused state, I start looking at my texts and find out that the new chick had been in a car accident with an 18-wheeler. So I call Grady and they tell me that the chick had already been discharged, so I'm calling her to make sure if she's ok and keep getting voicemail.

Long story short...I end up getting my car towed to a tire spot, buying 4 new tires, and am 4 hours late for work. I caught up with the new chick when I got off, and stopped by her apartment to check on her, and she was doing fine...no scratches, bruises, not shook up, nothing. She asked what happened to me the night before, so I told her that I had some drinks with my co-workers after work, and then went home and passed out. She starts guilt-tripping me on some "I really needed you...and you were nowhere to be found...am I even important to you?" shyt, and we have the "talk" about if we're in a relationship and all that jazz. At the point, I'm like I guess we are.

Fast forward about 11 months into the relationship. We sitting at the crib drinking and talking and she asks me if I have any secrets that I haven't told her. I'm like, "nah, I keep it pretty honest with you. Do you?"

so she's like..."You remember that night your tires got slashed?" I'm on some other shyt because I had never told her about that shyt....so I respond with "what you mean?"
So she replies, "Don't play, nikka. That night you got your tires slashed when you was fukking with your old bytch. I was the one that did it..."





I couldn't even really get mad at that point, because I had to go change our daughter's diaper.


Drop your grimy chick stories, brehs...

Thats not the grimiest thing she ever did to you bruh, its just the grimiest thing she let you know about without risking you leaving her

We know how females get down so lets keep it reality. She had 100% proof that you was at yo ex spot all throughout the a.m. AND ignoring all her calls on top of that. You can vbookie bet all yo coli-cash that she has gotten some out-of-spite dikk(s) and fulfilled one of her slutty fantasies on the side and without an ounce of remorse or guilt.

 

[Drew Wonder]

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Spoiler

she lied about losing her phone

 

[TheHonorableOmarSharif]

Y'all still together? I bet you never cheated again.

Shiiiiit...me and monogamy just don't mix well, and my pride at getting caught slipping like that wouldn't let me get scared into not doing it again and succeeding. Plus I was in Atlanta at the time...had to switch the style up though. I was fukking chicks at work, literally or during work hours. Never got caught again, but in the end she slipped up and was doing her thing on the side, so we just broke the cycle. No love lost, and we got a good civil relationship now. Hell, part of the reason I posted the story was we was talking about it the other day...

But that shyt opened my eyes to the fact that some (not all) chicks are wayyyyy more savvy then niccas give them credit for. If the most dangerous thing in America is a nikka with a library card, then the most dangerous thing on Earth is a gal with a brain. p*ssy is already powerful, so if you mix in analytical and critical thinking with a bit of cunning and you could have a problem if you ain't living right.

 

[HelgaPataki]

yes. my species are sneaky. i collect a substantial amount of dirt on a guy before getting serious. it is very accurate to say that i'm not satisfied with my search until i find dirt. crazy, but i have saved myself from a lot of dirtbags


grimiest thing? i was dating this ugly guy, i mean extremely ugly. for a couple reasons. he had everything i wanted besides the physical. i gave him a chance, but he ended up playing me with multiple girls then rubbing my face in it and hitting me with the

 

[spliz]

nikka. she read it word for word as I was typing it. I can't make this shyt up breh

U was dating Lucifer nikka..lol..

 

[Angel On The Rag]

feed me and let me stay at her crib for free for 14 months

 

[Harry Sax]

yes. my species are sneaky. i collect a substantial amount of dirt on a guy before getting serious. it is very accurate to say that i'm not satisfied with my search until i find dirt. crazy, but i have saved myself from a lot of dirtbags


grimiest thing? i was dating this ugly guy, i mean extremely ugly. for a couple reasons. he had everything i wanted besides the physical. i gave him a chance, but he ended up playing me with multiple girls then rubbing my face in it and hitting me with the

 

[Fredrick Thuglas]

Y'all still together? I bet you never cheated again.






As for me, I was 19. She was 27. I was waiting for her to get outta work.... She was getting dug out by her dentist.

Too easy...but fukk it.

I guess she was getting her cavity filled.

 

[L&HH]

never underestimate the power of the female mind when it comes to playing/fukking nikkas minds over, men are good at mind games but women are experts at the shyt.

my ex used to LITERALLY read the text messages I was sending to jumpoffs by looking at the reflections in my eyeballs...you know how scary that shyt is? felt like I had a narc on me everywhere I went.