Grandpa Joe From Willy Wonka was on some bullshyt

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

I'm at my mom and stepdad's house, and my sister and her kids are here too. We're watching Willy Wonka, and as an adult, I can't believe this motherfukker Uncle Joe really sat around for years, and let Charlie's mom empty his bed pan, and as soon as Charlie gets the golden ticket, dude is like,

Let me attempt to walk.

And the family is like





They're living in a decrepit shack, Mama Charlie is cleaning laundry for a living, they're eating cabbage water, and NOW he attempts to get up. He could have attempted to get up YEARS ago, and gotten a job. She should have been like



And where the hell is Charlie's dad? Why is Charlie's mom taking care of both sets of parents?

 

[Deltron]

dad passed away, believe they do mention in offhandedly.

joe in bed smoking pipes and only got aggressive in the end when he thought Charlie losss...then remember him asking even...me? to Wonka...straight mooching ass motherfukker.

 

[StickStickly]

Uncle Joe also coerced Charlie to drink those damn fizzy drinks and had the nerve to yell at Wonka for what he convinced Charlie to do. Wonka gave him that look

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

Uncle Joe also coerced Charlie to drink those damn fizzy drinks and had the nerve to yell at Wonka for what he convinced Charlie to do. Wonka gave him that look

Exactly. He brought out all the reciepts.

You STOLE fizzy lifting drinks, you bumped into the ceiling which now needs to be washed, etc, etc, etc, good day sir!!

 

[Yoda]

i shall love this thread

 

[Alpha Male]

"... and here's a gift from Grandpa George and me"


It's the kid's birthday and between BOTH grandfathers all they had was enough for a cotdamn chocolate bar?

 

[BXKingPin82]

i felt sorry for Charlie.

 

[Deltron]

"... and here's a gift from Grandpa George and me"


It's the kid's birthday and between BOTH grandfathers all they had was enough for a cotdamn chocolate bar?

wasn't even a chocolate bar...they cheaped out and got charlie a fukking moonpie.

them joints probably didn't even have the contest

 

[Alpha Male]

wasn't even a chocolate bar...they cheaped out and got charlie a fukking moonpie.

them joints probably didn't even have the contest

breh shyt was like 85 cents.

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

Did y’all know Charlie was supposed to be black. This was written for a black family and the publisher wouldn’t do it. Roald Dahl wife recently admitted that.

 

[FlyRy]

Grandpa Joe

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

"... and here's a gift from Grandpa George and me"


It's the kid's birthday and between BOTH grandfathers all they had was enough for a cotdamn chocolate bar?

Do they have pension, disability, and social security in Europe? And Charlie's mom definitely should have been on WIC, food stamps, section 8. They could have BEEN eating good.

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

Did y’all know Charlie was supposed to be black. This was written for a black family and the publisher wouldn’t do it. Roald Dahl wife recently admitted that.

A black mother would have gone off on Grandpa Joe immediately, and taken that spot on the factory tour.

 

[StickStickly]

A black mother would have gone off on Grandpa Joe immediately, and taken that spot on the factory tour.

“Uh uh. You ain’t going no where. Let me find out you can walk all this damn time I’ve been boiling lettuce. I’m about to get me some chocolate. Does this Wonka dude like women? Let me get my good dress and heels.”

 

[Devilinurear]

Did y’all know Charlie was supposed to be black. This was written for a black family and the publisher wouldn’t do it. Roald Dahl wife recently admitted that.

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