Grandpa Joe From Willy Wonka was on some bullshyt

[Nymbus]

 

[Milk N Cookies]

A black mother would have gone off on Grandpa Joe immediately, and taken that spot on the factory tour.

“Uh uh. You ain’t going no where. Let me find out you can walk all this damn time I’ve been boiling lettuce. I’m about to get me some chocolate. Does this Wonka dude like women? Let me get my good dress and heels.”

Did y’all know Charlie was supposed to be black. This was written for a black family and the publisher wouldn’t do it. Roald Dahl wife recently admitted that.

Now y’all KNOW had Charlie’s had been black taken his momma she woulda been like when he tried to act up like the other kids did. ‘Boy don’t you take yo ass in that chocolate river in them good clothes.’
you wanna be on tv and micro size yo self huh?? You can do it when ya ass wind up on the 9 o’clock news.

You want a cot damn giant goose?? lil bou if we ain’t gone eat the mother fukker, ain’t no point. That’s another mouth to feed, now bring yo muscle head ass on.

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

Now y’all KNOW had Charlie’s had been black taken his momma she woulda been like when he tried to act up like the other kids did. ‘Boy don’t you take yo ass in that chocolate river in them good clothes.’
you wanna be on tv and micro size yo self huh?? You can do it when ya ass wind up on the 9 o’clock news.

You want a cot damn giant goose?? lil bou if we ain’t gone eat the mother fukker, ain’t no point. That’s another mouth to feed, now bring yo muscle head ass on.

Those kids stayed talking back, and yelling at their parents. Charlie's black mom would have given him the look

just for looking at those kids act up. All it takes is the look, and your life flashes before your eyes.

 

[MenacingMonk]

Thread is about 4 years late. shyt's been done before.

Grandpa Joe from Willy Wonka was a freeloader only looking out for himself

 

[KevCo]

Thread is about 4 years late. shyt's been done before.

Grandpa Joe from Willy Wonka was a freeloader only looking out for himself

shyt thought this looked familiar

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

Roald Dahl's Widow Says Charlie From 'The Chocolate Factory' Was Originally Black

There was talks to do a remake.

Imagine Sam jackson as grandpa joe!!!

 

[Danie84]

Charlie's reward in the end made the cypher complete, tho

 

[Aimé]

Uncle Joe also coerced Charlie to drink those damn fizzy drinks and had the nerve to yell at Wonka for what he convinced Charlie to do. Wonka gave him that look

Exactly. He brought out all the reciepts.

You STOLE fizzy lifting drinks, you bumped into the ceiling which now needs to be washed, etc, etc, etc, good day sir!!

outstanding thread!

 

[StickStickly]

Roald Dahl's Widow Says Charlie From 'The Chocolate Factory' Was Originally Black

There was talks to do a remake.

Imagine Sam jackson as grandpa joe!!!

At the end “I’m tired of these motherfukking Oompa Loompas in my motherfukking chocolate factory!” *cocks gun*

 

[Ziggiy]

Did y’all know Charlie was supposed to be black. This was written for a black family and the publisher wouldn’t do it. Roald Dahl wife recently admitted that.

Good.

We’ve been inundated enough poor black stereotypes

 

[MooseMouthMthafuga]

"... and here's a gift from Grandpa George and me"


It's the kid's birthday and between BOTH grandfathers all they had was enough for a cotdamn chocolate bar?

Play it in the background

 

[FlyGuy]

Play it in the background

Why you do this to me

 

[Breh Obama]

Where was this movie even set? I could never figure out if it was in America or Europe

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

Where was this movie even set? I could never figure out if it was in America or Europe

It's Europe.

 

[Breh Obama]

It's Europe.

But they speak with an American accent...