God's 12 Biggest d1ck Moves in the Old Testament

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....there it is.

your posts are all pretty fukkin good, as far as trying to logically explain 'god' :beli: but THERE is your fukkin arrogance breh :heh:


Ok let me see. You and atheists can say that no God exists, but I cant say what I did without being "arrogant?" :comeon:
 

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1. What brought "abiogenesis" and "evolution" come to existence?

i don't understand the question

and if your answer is "god" then you have neither proven this to be true, or even answered anything to any extent since 'god" doesn't answer anything
Where did I say that the bible revealed EVERYTHING? You have a quote?

I'm not trawling through this thread. if it wasnt here, you've said it elsewhere.


Still not answering huh? Again what brought the social animals to existence? Abiogenesis and/or evolution you say? Well then what brought both of these to existence?
Abiogenesis is explained by understanding basic biochemistry.

Take an organic chemistry class and you'll get the gist.

Simply, molecules prefer certain orientations to reduce energetic conflicts with other molecules.
And you have seen these experiments yourself or went off the word of someone else? :mjpls:
Yeah actually. I've read the studies and the science checks out.

Whats your argument?

Even if I hadn't read the study...thats the beautiful thing.

YOU CAN REPLICATE THE STUDIES YOURSELF USING THE DATA PRESENTED!
You're right its not your fault if I fail to support my arguments. Just as it is not MY FAULT if you choose not to personally search for God :manny:

1. which god?

2. I'm not saying your god doesn't exist...merely that you haven't supported any arguments to the positive of that claim. I can't disprove your god, much like I can't disprove any other negative claim.

Nope. But keep approaching God in that manner if thats what you personally believe will get Him to reveal Himself to you.
I'm willing to bet god hasn't revealed himself to you yet you take it on your own lowered standards to accept that he did.

Me on the otherhand, will treat God Almighty the Creator of ALL Existence with alot more respect than that.
if god existed, under pretense would you praise it?
Just as I would ask a human nicely if I wanted a favor instead of DEMANDING IT. The fact that you act as if theres no difference? :scusthov:

praying to god like a helpless and weak sycophant to MAYBE grant your "wish" is the same as you telling god to do something for you.

in the end, you hope to get what you want cause technically god can choose to reply to neither of those requests.


What dont you get that I am not here to prove anything to you? I dont think you understand.
So why go through the effort of failing to defend your stance?

I want you to believe in God but that is a personal decision.
Yet you're not proving anything worthy of considering your idea, ironically.
Im here to offer a choice. I offered the way that you can PERSONALLY see if God exists in your life.
If thats as much as you're willing to do, then pack up and admit you choose to do what it takes to convince people that you're right.
That isnt for my eyes to see but your own just as the experiences I have experienced, are for my eyes only.
Experiences are subjective and not inherently valid representations of fact or truth.


Yep. I cant address your personal relationship (or lackthereof) with God. Thats something that you, God and the demons that may or may not (:mjpls:) possess you would know.

1. which god(s)?
2. Prove that god exists
3. prove that demons exist
I dont believe in idols :ehh:
Whats to "believe" in?

Do they exist or not?


Except their gods were created :mjlol:

And yours isn't an amalgam of concepts about deities popular in that region of the world at that time?
Nope.....

Yeah...you ARE religious.
No. I claim to have read the bible and believed it. Nothing more, nothing less lol

Why does the bible call BATS the same animal as BIRDS?

Good thing Christ isnt my God or master so I guess someone that that verse applies to could give you a clearer answer in regards to that.
aren't they all the same person?

Oh and yes Im not going to prove anything to you. Either you're willing to work for it and do the work yourself, or you're not. Obviously you're not so theres that
So what are you defending besides wasting everyones time?

Again, I didnt yell "Hey napoleon! Im in this thread can you come talk to me PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAASEE?" You waltzed in here on your own account and started typing. :ehh:

You could get me to stop replying if you proved your god existed. :usure:
Maybe one should look at the story for the meaning and not look at the story as if they're God themself? Yea thats what I'll go with

so you're telling me a god that knows everything still hands out warnings to people when he knows what they'll do anyways?
 

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Just as its arrogant to claim there is no God right? Or is this where you're hypocrisy seeps into the conversation?




Who cares? The point that matters is whether the one they claim is the only way to achieve salvation said what they are? The answer is no. Jesus (according to the gospels ) never said to accept his sacrifice, or accept him as their savior, to be saved. NOWHERE. Therefore, they are basing their beliefs off someone that isnt the rock of their faith (as they would call it) :manny:
-Now who's making shyt up? i never said i know theres no god :childplease:.

ive only said that since there have been thousands of religions and the world couldnt have been created by some intergalactic all star team, its VERY likely that no humans have the story right. its also VERY likely that theres not 1 religion that has it right, while all the others are wrong

my contention has always been that if theres a god, no human posseses the knowledge of what 'god' is. so people waste their time with religion and it fukking disgusts me
 

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Ok let me see. You and atheists can say that no God exists, but I cant say what I did without being "arrogant?" :comeon:
it IS arrogant to say god doesnt exist.

and yes, you saying that your god is real while all of the others is extremely arrogant. your beliefs have no more credibilty than any other religion/idea of god :childplease: show me a piece of tangible evidence and ill change my mind
 

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i don't understand the question

and if your answer is "god" then you have neither proven this to be true, or even answered anything to any extent since 'god" doesn't answer anything


I'm not trawling through this thread. if it wasnt here, you've said it elsewhere.

You dont understand the question of "what brought abiogenesis to existence?"


Ok. So you say I said something but you cant provide where I said it? :childplease:

Abiogenesis is explained by understanding basic biochemistry.

Take an organic chemistry class and you'll get the gist.

Simply, molecules prefer certain orientations to reduce energetic conflicts with other molecules.
Yeah actually. I've read the studies and the science checks out.

Whats your argument?

Even if I hadn't read the study...thats the beautiful thing.

YOU CAN REPLICATE THE STUDIES YOURSELF USING THE DATA PRESENTED!

So in short, what I quoted right here means that you didnt replicate the studies right? You just read something and believed their word right?

1. which god?

2. I'm not saying your god doesn't exist...merely that you haven't supported any arguments to the positive of that claim. I can't disprove your god, much like I can't disprove any other negative claim.

1. Theres only ONE friend.

2. Of course you cant disprove God's existence. I know that.
I'm willing to bet god hasn't revealed himself to you yet you take it on your own lowered standards to accept that he did.

if god existed
, under pretense would you praise it?

You'd lose that bet.

And I follow what God says and the examples of men that have also worshiped God. Thats all. :ehh:

praying to god like a helpless and weak sycophant to MAYBE grant your "wish" is the same as you telling god to do something for you.

in the end, you hope to get what you want cause technically god can choose to reply to neither of those requests.

Im not talking of the expected outcome. Im talking about the approach one takes into getting an answer. Just as I said. If I was stranded and needed a ride, I wouldnt go up to someone and DEMAND that they give me a ride. Would you?

So why go through the effort of failing to defend your stance?

Iron sharpens iron.

Yet you're not proving anything worthy of considering your idea, ironically. If thats as much as you're willing to do, then pack up and admit you choose to do what it takes to convince people that you're right.

Im not here to prove anything to you. Either you take the time and effort to search for God in your own personal life, or you wait for science or another man to come to do it for you. You went with the latter which is pretty close to giving up. :ehh:
Experiences are subjective and not inherently valid representations of fact or truth.

Says who?

1. which god(s)?
2. Prove that god exists
3. prove that demons exist

1. God
2. No.
3. No

:mjlol:
 

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-Now who's making shyt up? i never said i know theres no god :childplease:.

Very well. I thought you were atheist. My bad for assuming.

ive only said that since there have been thousands of religions and the world couldnt have been created by some intergalactic all star team, its VERY likely that no humans have the story right. its also VERY likely that theres not 1 religion that has it right, while all the others are wrong

So why do you believe that God couldnt choose one GROUP of people to reveal Itself to?

my contention has always been that if theres a god, no human posseses the knowledge of what 'god' is. so people waste their time with religion and it fukking disgusts me


Why could no human possess knowledge of what God Almighty is if God Almighty revealed to them?
 

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it IS arrogant to say god doesnt exist.

Thank you sir. Just wanted to get this for the atheists that keep cheerleading from the sidelines

and yes, you saying that your god is real while all of the others is extremely arrogant. your beliefs have no more credibilty than any other religion/idea of god :childplease: show me a piece of tangible evidence and ill change my mind

As I have stated to your fellow coli friends, Im not here to prove to you that God exists. Either you take the time to search for God or you dont.

Jeremiah 29:13
You will seek me and find me when you seek me with all your heart.

You see this here? Its clear that you're not going to find God Almighty if you simply go and demand that God proves Itself. I would think that would be common sense. I would think that you would want to be alot more respectful towards God Almighty. Just as I would expect, as a child, your mother would not respect you demanding her to cook for you. Now if one asked nicely Im sure your mother would have had no problem with cooking for you. But when you demand? :scusthov: And you can multiply that times infinity since God is greater than the humans It created.
 

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So why do you believe that God couldnt choose one GROUP of people to reveal Itself to?


Why could no human possess knowledge of what God Almighty is if God Almighty revealed to them?
so since youre quoting bible verses, lets fill in the blanks

its you right? god revealed himself and gave the one true message to you and your fellow christians?

but what POSSIBLE weight can that carry if every religion says the same thing

and once again, let me reiterate that your post isnt wrong. god absolutely could have done that. but that would reiterate MY point that the majority of people dont know what god is and are wasting their time
 

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You dont understand the question of "what brought abiogenesis to existence?"
No, abiogenesis explains what abiogenesis is.


Ok. So you say I said something but you cant provide where I said it? :childplease:
OK. I'll drop it. I can't be bothered to source, what seems blatantly obvious to be something you said. But whatever.


So in short, what I quoted right here means that you didnt replicate the studies right? You just read something and believed their word right?

I've replicated PARTS of it, yes...but I do'nt need to go into my qualifications or academic background for you, do I?

That being said, the experiences have been repeatedly many times and come out with the same results.


1. Theres only ONE friend.
Prove it
2. Of course you cant disprove God's existence. I know that.
Which is why you must prove that YOUR god exists.
You'd lose that bet.
Prove that you talk to god.
And I follow what God says and the examples of men that have also worshiped God. Thats all. :ehh:

so. you follow the bible...yet you can't prove what the bible says is true :mindblown:

Im not talking of the expected outcome. Im talking about the approach one takes into getting an answer. Just as I said. If I was stranded and needed a ride, I wouldnt go up to someone and DEMAND that they give me a ride. Would you?

Doesn't matter.

If you get the same result, then the way you ask shouldn't matter.

Unless god is a capricious a$$hole in the first place.

Which begs the question, if all you have to do is "ask god nicely" that means all prayers should be granted...but whats the point of asking if god can't ignore the nice prayers too?




Iron sharpens iron.
according to materials science, such a thing doesn't make any sense :heh:



Im not here to prove anything to you. Either you take the time and effort to search for God in your own personal life, or you wait for science or another man to come to do it for you. You went with the latter which is pretty close to giving up. :ehh:

I'm asking you why anyone should believe you and your best answer is that they just "should" :pachaha:

Says who?

Anyone.

That shyt doesn't work in court and it won't work here.

Evidence matters.
1. God
2. No.
3. No

:mjlol:
1. demonstrate which god exists

2. prove that this god exists

3. prove that "demons" exist.
 

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The OT version of God is an @sshole through and through. No way around it. It was an emotional, angry, jealous god created by men to force primitive and uneducated people to abide by rules using fear.

And it worked.

Abrahamic God in general is a major douche.

It did not work seeing that most of the bible stores are about people not following gods laws.
 

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No, abiogenesis explains what abiogenesis is.



OK. I'll drop it. I can't be bothered to source, what seems blatantly obvious to be something you said. But whatever.

I know what it is. Im saying what brought it to be that way?

And of course you'll drop it. Because its something that I havent stated. If it was obvious, you would have brought it to the table.

I've replicated PARTS of it, yes...but I do'nt need to go into my qualifications or academic background for you, do I?

That being said, the experiences have been repeatedly many times and come out with the same results.

Parts of it is not the whole now is it?

So you took the word of scientists that experienced it correct? This is a yes or no question lol

Prove it

Which is why you must prove that YOUR god exists.

Prove that you talk to god.


so. you follow the bible...yet you can't prove what the bible says is true :mindblown:

I've already told you Im not here to prove anything to you. You have now (and before) been offered a choice. God exists. Seek and you shall find out for yourself.

Doesn't matter.

If you get the same result, then the way you ask shouldn't matter.

Unless god is a capricious @sshole in the first place.
Which begs the question, if all you have to do is "ask god nicely" that means all prayers should be granted...but whats the point of asking if god can't ignore the nice prayers too?

And you ignored what I said.... AGAIN lol

Now again, if you're stranded do you think the best possible thing you could do is go to someone and DEMAND their help? Or would it be better to ask nicely?

And where oh where did I say all you had to do was "ask nicely" and God would grant your prayer? I think I've done a well enough job of speaking for myself. No need for you to do it for me.


according to materials science, such a thing doesn't make any sense :heh:

I dont think you know what you're talking about here. But it is irrelevant as you knew what I meant :mjpls:


I'm asking you why anyone should believe you and your best answer is that they just "should" :pachaha:

Except I never said anyone should believe me or not believe me.

Anyone.

That shyt doesn't work in court and it won't work here.

Evidence matters.

And yet we saw in the courts that a man was acquitted of killing a 17 year old unarmed boy after stalking him lol. So much for those "courts" huh?

As well, "anyone" isnt a good answer :mjlol:

1. demonstrate which god exists

2. prove that this god exists

3. prove that "demons" exist.


1. No

2. No.

3. No.

:mjlol:

I dont know why you keep asking me to do something that YOU can do yourself. Oh its because you dont want to search huh? Your problem not mine.
 

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so since youre quoting bible verses, lets fill in the blanks

its you right? god revealed himself and gave the one true message to you and your fellow christians?

No the message was given before I existed. Nor am I a christian so I dont have "fellow" christians

but what POSSIBLE weight can that carry if every religion says the same thing

and once again, let me reiterate that your post isnt wrong. god absolutely could have done that. but that would reiterate MY point that the majority of people dont know what god is and are wasting their time

Yes most religions do say that same thing. The thing that we have to do is evaluate it. Like yall got all up in arms when I said other nations worshiped idols. But the greeks did worship the planet Jupiter. The Romans as well. Or the Egyptians that worshiped the sun. So you can see why I would think that it would be ridiculous for myself to choose these objects to worship over the One that came to the Hebrews and claimed to have created these things and MORE. I mean can you at least step in my shoes and look at it from this point of view?

And I agree. The majority of people (myself included) do not have a FULL grasp of God and never will. I dont personally think that religion wastes people's time unless they are worshiping something that isnt God. Then I would agree.
 

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10) Trying to Wrestle a Guy, Cheating, and Still Losing

And here's more evidence that God is a drunk maniac: Jacob was traveling with his two wives, his 11 kids, and all his earthly possessions and had sent them across a river. At that moment, a guy essentially leapt out of the bushes and started wrestling. It's God! They wrestle all night, and God cannot beat Jacob, so he uses his magic God powers to wrench Jacob's hip out of its socket. But Jacob still won't let him out of a headlock until God blesses him, because Jacob has figured out who this bizarre man is. God blesses him and wanders off, presumably to go get in a bar fight somewhere. (Genesis 32: 22-31)

So if Jehovah got the most bodies, whose coming in at second? Zeus? Odin? I know one of these mythical nikkas gotta be a contender, but it wouldnt surprise me if they aint seeing this nikka Elohims body count in the slightest

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