God damn....Fantastic Four was TERRIBLE AS FUKK!!!

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Thats quite clearly not true. This so called Marvel agenda paranoia is so sad.
If the shoe fits:yeshrug:

I'll repeat what I've said before

The newest Fantastic Four had terrible hype before the reviews came out. It got terrible reviews. Right now its a 27 on Metacritic and a 9 on RT. I watched it and was shocked. Its not even close to being that bad. For me that makes no sense. Its not bad, its not good.

Its the same with Marvel movies except they get a boost.

Ant-Man with a 80 on RT and 64 on Metacritic and if not for the way Edgar Wright was dropped of the project it would maybe be higher, if he get got sick or something and had to leave, even if the movie was 100% like it is now.

Both of these films are a 5 with a bullet, for different reasons.

Ant-Man is a unambitious 90s comedy-heist spliced with some CGI with the worst Paul Rudd and Michael Douglas performances I've seen and a bad guy straight out of a Disney kids movie while Fantastic Four tried a new approach and failed and we'll never know if that was more because of FOX did not have the balls for something like that or Josh Trank is a dumbass.

Its the same with BvS and CA:CW
Reviewers hated BvS - most people like it
Reviewers loved CA:CW - most people like it
(Note I'm not talking about people, like us, knee deep in forums, comic books and movies - talking about the general audience)

Reviewers are, for some reason, judging Superhero movies by two different scales. If they like it its judged on the "great/good superhero/blockbuster movie" scale and if they don't its on same scales as every other movie. Every superhero movie from Marvel/Fox/DC/Sony in the last decade except maybe 3 have been 4s-7s from a filmmaking standpoint.

This talk that only Marvel can make good Superhero movie has to stop, its embarrassing.
 

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I agree wit the posters saying its not nearly as bad as some people make it. It was decent until the end. I liked the arc of them being govt soldiers and tye powers fukking them up

But it made no sense with the doom ahit at the end. Thats when it just derailed conpletely

And i watched the silver surfer one yest on hbo, again not as bad as i remembered but atill ehhh
 

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If the shoe fits:yeshrug:

I'll repeat what I've said before

The newest Fantastic Four had terrible hype before the reviews came out. It got terrible reviews. Right now its a 27 on Metacritic and a 9 on RT. I watched it and was shocked. Its not even close to being that bad. For me that makes no sense. Its not bad, its not good.

Its the same with Marvel movies except they get a boost.

Ant-Man with a 80 on RT and 64 on Metacritic and if not for the way Edgar Wright was dropped of the project it would maybe be higher, if he get got sick or something and had to leave, even if the movie was 100% like it is now.

Both of these films are a 5 with a bullet, for different reasons.

Ant-Man is a unambitious 90s comedy-heist spliced with some CGI with the worst Paul Rudd and Michael Douglas performances I've seen and a bad guy straight out of a Disney kids movie while Fantastic Four tried a new approach and failed and we'll never know if that was more because of FOX did not have the balls for something like that or Josh Trank is a dumbass.

Its the same with BvS and CA:CW
Reviewers hated BvS - most people like it
Reviewers loved CA:CW - most people like it
(Note I'm not talking about people, like us, knee deep in forums, comic books and movies - talking about the general audience)

Reviewers are, for some reason, judging Superhero movies by two different scales. If they like it its judged on the "great/good superhero/blockbuster movie" scale and if they don't its on same scales as every other movie. Every superhero movie from Marvel/Fox/DC/Sony in the last decade except maybe 3 have been 4s-7s from a filmmaking standpoint.

This talk that only Marvel can make good Superhero movie has to stop, its embarrassing.

They don't want to hear you, ant man and those movies have superior cgi polish but are fukking bland. The thing was out there murdering people like wolverine in x2.

I thought FF2016 was basically Howard the duck status before watching and it's not.
 

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How... How dare you...How can you...how can you just compare this turd with...with the movie that is part of the best trilogy in the history of cinema.
Shame...shame on you. I just... i just can't right now


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I didn't like Cap 1. Love the begining before the serum, loved when the plane went down. The rest of that film was saved by the Bell writing status.
 

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Doom in this movie was dreadful; even worse than in the 2005 FF movie. I mean why is it so hard to make a decent Dr. Doom in a movie? shyt shouldn't be that difficult.
 

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How... How dare you...How can you...how can you just compare this turd with...with the movie that is part of the best trilogy in the history of cinema.
Shame...shame on you. I just... i just can't right now


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The Godfather trilogy, Episodes 4-6, and The Dark Knight Trilogy disagree with you.
 

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They don't want to hear you, ant man and those movies have superior cgi polish but are fukking bland. The thing was out there murdering people like wolverine in x2.

I thought FF2016 was basically Howard the duck status before watching and it's not.
The thing murdering people is not a plus for this movie. That is out of character for the comic version and the only good reason the movie gives us for why he was there for the accident is that he was there in the comics. The movie also doesn't spend enough time establishing who this version is to justify such a drastic change from the source material.
 

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Na that scene where The Thing and Mr. Fantastic were fighting was hilarious. Mr. Rubberman was dodging BULLETS prior to that and got caught and knocked out with a PUNCH.
 
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