Go out to eat and ask for the bill to be split into 25 separate checks brehs

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:whoa: I had embarrassment flashbacks breh.

My wife’s fam do this shyt all the time, then have the nerve to argue over every minute detail on the bill.

So the times I do agree to go somewhere with them we tell them straight up we separate and they on their own :upsetfavre:
what you said wasnt that bad

one guy in here straight up said the staff should have known off top they wouldnt be able to pay for it :mjpls:
 

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I'm sorry, ancestors, but the restaurant staff could've looked at them and foresaw no one would be able to pay the full tab. They should've rang it up in splits from the jump.

This.

You know damn well ain't none of them have no damn Amex to put the whole bill on. Prolly paid with them shyts with a Cash App card. :mjlol:
 

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I've never been to a group dinner with more than 8 people so I've never encountered not paying for my own or my girl meal:manny:

All the times I've went out they usually ask up front how the bill is gonna go.
 

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This.

You know damn well ain't none of them have no damn Amex to put the whole bill on. Prolly paid with them shyts with a Cash App card. :mjlol:

Yeah, not sure what's hard about my post to understand, unless the dude whose post is above yours just was never able to read past the second grade level.
 

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at my old job we all went out for dinner and everyone is ordering mad stuff. I requested my own server for my own tab. fukking bill was like 1100 dollars and everyone was debating it, me, on the other hand, paid my money, tipped my waitress and slid out.

Gotta know who youre around :manny:

I'm keeping this in mind, good looks.
 

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Black people will make you break a bill all the way down, we be unapologetic about asking to split our shyt up lol. I’m always the one that will be like, let’s just pay each other and one of us pay the bill. nikkas will do this in a fast food drive through and be 5 deep at McDonald’s and order $28 dollars worth of food, and ask them to split it into 5 separate orders :dead:
 

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Ngl if I had a table of I'm letting then know before I take a single order that it's all one check if that was the policy.

If they allowed splits I'd probably let them know before I take any order that I can split it to 5 checks and 5 people per check and you have to sit with People you order with.

Again I think the biggest issue is that this was sorted before a single order was taken. Thankfully the people I roll with wouldn't all just split it even no matter who ordered what. We're not about to argue.
When I worked at a steak house on magazine st in New Orleans they would ask before they take the order when everyone is at the table. "Is this all together or separate?". So many drunk people came in and did shyt like this. It's simple bc it gets it straight before food is ordered and everyone is at the table so they can't say they didn't know.
 

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Y'all brehs need to become comfortable with the fact that this stereotype is indeed true.

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