Global IT outages due to Crowdstrike got the whole world shook up (The FAA has grounded flights from Delta, United and AA)

[Fillerguy]

I can't enter my time sheet

 

[JP_614]

Finally made it home

 

[Kornball The Conqueror]

 

[Wig Twistin Season]

 

[Dillah810]

 

[gldnone913]

I heard Southwest didn't get affected cause they never upgraded, lol I dunno if its true, but that's hilarious

Man, I hope they keep them Windows XP boxes running long enough for me to catch my flight tomorrow lol.

Have not been able to login all day, I can't even connect to the fking internet because of the boot loop. IT department not even answering my calls, and I can't even do the fix by myself because of BitLocker

Lol reboot that mufukka 8 more times. That should fix it

 

[Mike809]

Got a flight to catch tomorrow at 2 , hopefully everything is up and running by then.

 

[Dillah810]

 

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

Just got to Austin, waiting on my 4:30 flight

 

[AAKing23]

I have not had a moment of peace since 6:30 AM Central time.

My company ain't been affected at all, today been one of the more peaceful days in a minute

I've just been patching PCs all day

 

[At30wecashout]

Learned a lot of powershell today

Also learned if you’re computer is bitlocked, you are fukked because recovery cmd doesnt allow multiple users and doesnt recognize a gang of commands.

We have some old pcs without bitlocker keys saved that are complete bricks now. Some wfh remote folks have zero recourse, especially the out of state and overseas folks. This shyt is wack but my weekend starts in an hour and a half so I dont give a fukk

 

[Marlow Stanfield]

Went to the eye Doctor today for an eye exam. Couldn't be seen because they couldn't verify my insurance due to the outage.

Waste of fukking time.

 

[Regular Developer]

Went to the eye Doctor today for an eye exam. Couldn't be seen because they couldn't verify my insurance due to the outage.

Waste of fukking time.

On the brightside (unless you like your job), you get to take more time off

 

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

Went to the eye Doctor today for an eye exam. Couldn't be seen because they couldn't verify my insurance due to the outage.

Waste of fukking time.

Went and came out that bytch looking like…

 

[Afro]

The irony is this is all due to crowdstrike a cybersecurity company. My org uses it and my computer at home is blue screening.

CrowdStrike file update bricks Windows machines around the world

Falcon Sensor putting hosts into deathloop - but there's a workaround

www.theregister.com

Had to patch a few people, but our On prem DC went down along with our Print Server.

I save the day though with swapping out the virtual disks.

Fun day