Global IT outages due to Crowdstrike got the whole world shook up (The FAA has grounded flights from Delta, United and AA)

[The Fukin Prophecy]

And this is why all these tech nikkas will be jobless once the terminators are ready…Even AI knows not push a critical update into prod during the work week let alone on a mothafukkin Friday…

 

[BeeCityRoller]

Microsoft and AWS got the cyberspace in a cholehold, something has to give.

 

[Morethan1]

Man my girl was flyimg outta town and my side piece was coming in

God's Plan

 

[JT-Money]

911 services are down in multiple states

Ya they might be done

The Biden administration has already reached out to them. The CEO will be in front of Congress testifying over this. The lawsuits alone might bankrupt them. Some other company will scoop them up for the low. And that CEO is getting fired.

 

[jdubnyce]

There was no dev environment to catch this before rollout? Entire departments better start dusting up that resume at crowdfire

Dev, sit, pat, prod
QE dept that was on this update should be looking for new jobs

 

[FukkaPaidEmail]

Wait imma have use CASH out here ? We back in the stone ages

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

There was no dev environment to catch this before rollout? Entire departments better start dusting up that resume at crowdfire

Your vulnerable for attacks while testing..

This was bound to happen one day

 

[Morethan1]

Can't even pay my bills online

 

[OJ Simpsom]

Global Cyber Outage: CEO Apologizes After Update Impacts Flights, Banks, More

CrowdStrike founder and CEO George Kurtz is offering up an apology for his company's software update that sparked a global cyber outage.

www.tmz.com

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

The Biden administration has already reached out to them. The CEO will be in front of Congress testifying over this. The lawsuits alone might bankrupt them. Some other company will scoop them up for the low. And that CEO is getting fired.

Ya this is worse than a cyber attack

The logistics to fixing this is crazy

Millions of devices around the world need direct intervention.

 

[JP_614]

Finally boarding

 

[jdubnyce]

Finally boarding

Safe travels

 

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

I’m stuck in Houston because of this, left this morning delayed from New Orleans and now won’t make it to LaGuardia until 10PM instead of 1PM

Been up since 2AM

 

[aXiom]

whole team work machines are macs and all our infra tooling is linux based, so not affected... we also run our own pos system, so we can still process payments.. but that's just my side.. some of these slack channels, dear god


RIP CRWD


understanding what's at stake here, how the fukk you rollout a sec update without having it thoroughly tested.. how did this even make it to fukking prod?

tech consolidation + bean counting = ever increasing blast radius while simultaneously reducing redundancy

what could possible go wrong..

 

[Tunez]

Schwab acting different