Gettin caught fukking, unappreciation......
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Ronnie Lott
#49erGang
i'll never forget back in high school. i had thick thick puerto rican chick on the team. i had smashed her twice before at her crib on some afterschool shyt. But this partcular time i brought her 2 my crib, it was a saturday evening and i had the whole house to myself (or at least i thought i did).
we get down to business and i hear the motor from the garage door openeing . i didnt panick bcuz i figured it was my uncle so i just kept smashin that broad. i had talked 2 him earlier and he said he was gona come pick up cd's i made. he wouldnt even be trippin if i was bashin some broad.
So anyways. i get this FBI/SWAT team type knock at the door and it was my auntie! she was like " what are u doin in there?" im like " about 2 get in the shower" i jump out the bed turn the shower on. i hide the chick behind this mirror/ dresser thing in the corner of the room. now mind u the chick is ass naked hiding behing this piece of furniture. i open the door, with just a towel on, like "what". my auntie must have smelled budoosy in the air.., so shes lookin around, lookin behind the doors, looked in the bathroom, the closet, she still didnt see shyt. i thought i was in the clear! then she looked under my bed and saw the chicks shoes & clothes. im like
i couldnt explain that shy so of cousre she looked behind the mirror thing and finds the chick curled up in a ball azz naked. she orders the chick out of the corner/hiding place azz naked. i was so fuccin embarassed and pihssed that my puhssy was interrupted. the chick had 2 get dressed in front of my auntie . and my auntie made me & the chick listen to this long ass lecture about pregancy/diseases etc
of course my auntie called my moms and it was all bad.
we get down to business and i hear the motor from the garage door openeing . i didnt panick bcuz i figured it was my uncle so i just kept smashin that broad. i had talked 2 him earlier and he said he was gona come pick up cd's i made. he wouldnt even be trippin if i was bashin some broad.
So anyways. i get this FBI/SWAT team type knock at the door and it was my auntie! she was like " what are u doin in there?" im like " about 2 get in the shower" i jump out the bed turn the shower on. i hide the chick behind this mirror/ dresser thing in the corner of the room. now mind u the chick is ass naked hiding behing this piece of furniture. i open the door, with just a towel on, like "what". my auntie must have smelled budoosy in the air.., so shes lookin around, lookin behind the doors, looked in the bathroom, the closet, she still didnt see shyt. i thought i was in the clear! then she looked under my bed and saw the chicks shoes & clothes. im like
i couldnt explain that shy so of cousre she looked behind the mirror thing and finds the chick curled up in a ball azz naked. she orders the chick out of the corner/hiding place azz naked. i was so fuccin embarassed and pihssed that my puhssy was interrupted. the chick had 2 get dressed in front of my auntie . and my auntie made me & the chick listen to this long ass lecture about pregancy/diseases etc of course my auntie called my moms and it was all bad. 
Thatrogueassdiaz
We're on the blood path now
everytime i got caught fukkin i never stopped..
momma caught me..hit her with the
never will forget when my pops caught me dikkin down one of my moms bestfriends...hit em with the
he goes..he seen who she was...instantly
n we got in ron victory n jake steed mode on her ass..
fukking
Man, I remember this bytch was a fatal attraction.
I was 15 she was 21 with a lil 6 year old mixed baby.
bad as fukk, rotten ass teeth and shyt.
Well, I was a freshmen in Highschool this bytch used to pick a nikka up from school, Drop a nikka money off, bytch stood in line and bought a nikkasuck a nikka off in the parking lot before a nikka hit 3rd hour. I thought I was truly pimping this bytch at 15 with this grown ass p*ssy I was tagging. Every friday pops already knew I was going to her crib for the weekend. So one friday she picked me up and a nikka was rocked up. I had to put my backpack over my dikk I was so ready. We get to her crib, I fukking her with my backback still on some remix justin slayer shyt. She did not tell me shorty was in the room nappin on the bed. Mind you im not giving 2 fukks who is in there. Shorty daughter wakes up and tells me to get off my momma.
So we stop for a min. She puts her in the other room thinking she will go back to sleep. Mind you she is doing this butt ass naked. So she comes back in the room and we get back to it, but we get under the covers this time. So, 10 mins back into fukking, The little bad fukker comes busting thru the door again. But Im tearing the ass up so much we just keep fukking. Shorty was just crying at the door while moms was trying to close her out while we was fukking.
Looking back hindsight it was the most fukked up shyt I think I have done. But it was probably the best nut i have ever released.
No.... I refuse to believe that.....
25 with a 12 year old son?
Its possibLe as hell.
Dez Bryants mom is 13 yrs older than him.
i'll never forget back in high school. i had thick thick puerto rican chick on the team. i had smashed her twice before at her crib on some afterschool shyt. But this partcular time i brought her 2 my crib, it was a saturday evening and i had the whole house to myself (or at least i thought i did).
we get down to business and i hear the motor from the garage door openeing . i didnt panick bcuz i figured it was my uncle so i just kept smashin that broad. i had talked 2 him earlier and he said he was gona come pick up cd's i made. he wouldnt even be trippin if i was bashin some broad.
So anyways. i get this FBI/SWAT team type knock at the door and it was my auntie! she was like " what are u doin in there?" im like " about 2 get in the shower" i jump out the bed turn the shower on. i hide the chick behind this mirror/ dresser thing in the corner of the room. now mind u the chick is ass naked hiding behing this piece of furniture. i open the door, with just a towel on, like "what". my auntie must have smelled budoosy in the air.., so shes lookin around, lookin behind the doors, looked in the bathroom, the closet, she still didnt see shyt. i thought i was in the clear! then she looked under my bed and saw the chicks shoes & clothes. im like
aw sh1t
thats a hard one breh. she finds the chick balled up, and butt naked
then she has to get dressed infront of your auntie
damn
labelplant
Wilt Chamberlain
I was fukking this broad and her brother came in, he backed out the room real quick. We were 16 and he was 21, and after I played 2k with him, he didn't say anything 
last year I brought this broad over to my boy's house, and after everyone is drunk, I go to his room with her and start to smash on his bed. Dude, comes in with a camera filming
He wasn't mad and she was laughin but I was like
Had to stop before getting that nut...
last year I brought this broad over to my boy's house, and after everyone is drunk, I go to his room with her and start to smash on his bed. Dude, comes in with a camera filming
He wasn't mad and she was laughin but I was like
Had to stop before getting that nut...
Steve Piffler
I got them CERTS
i got caught by my room mate fukking a broad on the livingroom floor. he came home early and walked in on us. i was mashing that shyt doggystyle, and when the door swung open, his face was like 
(like, damn man, CHOOOO CHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!) i was like and me and the chick got up and walked to my room.....ass naked. i could hear him laughing for about 10 minutes....
(like, damn man, CHOOOO CHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!) i was like and me and the chick got up and walked to my room.....ass naked. i could hear him laughing for about 10 minutes....
RicanFury
Come Home With Me
where this gif been at?
newworldafro
DeeperThanRapBiggerThanHH
at these stories......
: ... I'm calling :ducktales: unless you explain this shiit with better detail, like I don't know........ how old was your mom's friend?
exactly how did it get to the point that yall are attracted to each other and then getting caught by your father?....
who cheats on his wife and tag teams his wife's best friend with his son?
and then what was the relationship with this woman after this episdoe..??
Until you answer those questions buddy
Damn this shiit made me realize I been caught out there.....
I was at a summer camp for a week as a counselor out on the Pamlico Sound of NC, 16 years old and this white college chick who was about 19 and a permanent summer counselor started talking with me. She assumed I was older. So we scheduled to meet up in her cabin one night, although she had to get up early that morning to go on a trip. So I'm basically laying there after hitting it in chill mode, thinking doesn't she have to be somewhere
, and all of a sudden one of the male white counselor's who she was supposed to be helping chaperone that morning comes in to wake her up assuming she overslept...... like 
.... shiit was mad awkward, it was like he quickly realized it was what it was and just told her to hurry up.....and I get the hell out of there and she's goes to her chaperoning.....I kept the 
face when I saw this guy the rest of the camp week...Another time, I hid a chick in a closet when a relative came into the house. I went downstairs trying to act normal while she is in shut door closet for like 5 minutes. I open the door and she is simultaneously laughing and upset... I'm like my bad and quickly shuttle her out the house. The thing was, hours later, somebody found the condom in the trashcan, cause I didn't wrap it in any toilet paper. So I had to confess in front of family that I had been doing the do. It was a
and 
kinda moment...Chicks with kids have knocked on the door. She opens and he peeks in and sees me in there. Those moments, I feel bad for those kids. Luckily though I was with her for awhile, but usually nobody was home or they were sound asleep.
A few weeks ago. I visit an old flame from college. Me, her sister, and her friend had all been drinking. The friend leaves and the sister is on the living room floor on some blankets. Me and girl are on the floor too on/under some sheets and I'm hitting from the back while the sister is sound asleep (snoring) and she's telling me not to wake up her sister......I'm thinking to myself....
....
Back in 10th grade, was knocking my girl down & her 10 year old brother got home. A nikka barely got 20 mins in before the doorknob turned 
Dude was like "Nay, who's up there?"
"No one? So why is there two bookbags downstairs?"
"You borrowed your friend's bookbag?"
"bytch, I see yall through the keyhole"
fakkit threatened to call her pops & I ain't want no parts of that problem. Went home with blue balls like a muthafukka. Come to find out this nikka was just bluffing because he didn't even know the work number
Dude was like "Nay, who's up there?"
"No one? So why is there two bookbags downstairs?"
"You borrowed your friend's bookbag?"
"bytch, I see yall through the keyhole"
fakkit threatened to call her pops & I ain't want no parts of that problem. Went home with blue balls like a muthafukka. Come to find out this nikka was just bluffing because he didn't even know the work number
Back in 10th grade, was knocking my girl down & her 10 year old brother got home. A nikka barely got 20 mins in before the doorknob turned
Dude was like "Nay, who's up there?"
"No one? So why is there two bookbags downstairs?"
"You borrowed your friend's bookbag?"
"bytch, I see yall through the keyhole"
fakkit threatened to call her pops & I ain't want no parts of that problem. Went home with blue balls like a muthafukka. Come to find out this nikka was just bluffing because he didn't even know the work number
Back in 10th grade, was knocking my girl down & her 10 year old brother got home. A nikka barely got 20 mins in before the doorknob turned
Dude was like "Nay, who's up there?"
"No one? So why is there two bookbags downstairs?"
"You borrowed your friend's bookbag?"
"bytch, I see yall through the keyhole"
fakkit threatened to call her pops & I ain't want no parts of that problem. Went home with blue balls like a muthafukka. Come to find out this nikka was just bluffing because he didn't even know the work number
you got checkmated from her brother
didnt want no one messin wit his sister
