Gettin caught fukking, unappreciation......

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:dead: this thread got me in tears... luckily i never been caught but i never was the type to be knockin down hueax like that in the past.

correction i have been "caught"

In college it was one of those days when you just lay in bed on a sunday with your girl and everyone is to hung over for a sunday funday

So my ex was real studious and what not so she would lay in bed and do work while i layed there and watched football and what not.

but we woke up kind of early and had breakfast ect. went back to the bed and layed down. so shes on her side reading a book while im just laying there watchin tv and shyt. and then my shyt just got on steel!!! :noah: and she was just in her underwear and idk what i was wearin and didnt matter.

so im like :yeshrug: start warmin her up then stick it in so she still has the book in her hand while doing all of this and i look up and see her roomate standing in the doorway and i was just like :merchant::obama: because it kind of startled me. she was like do you want me to close the door for you guys. I was like naaaahhhh we are just watchin tv and she is studying you know all of this while my dikk is in there raw and soaking! :ohlawd: shes like oooooooh okay. Then asked a question and went back to her room. then we ran to her shower and finished off

:noah: i miss those days i miss her :to:
 

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i was 15 bruh....

her pops would've destroyed me :sadcam:

I feel you breh

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Man I never been caught by my parents , but as an adult my oldest daughter walked in the room while we was fukkin all cuz I neglected to lock the door. Man ur kid walkin in on u in mid stroke was plenty enough to turn my dikk into a wet noodle.
 

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I was fukking my girlfriend the other day in bed at her house, lives with parents and 13 year old sister, and nobody was home and the door to the hallway was wide open. The sec she starts cumming (about 110 dB) her sister walks in the front door.

I lolled
 

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I was fukking my girlfriend the other day in bed at her house, lives with parents and 13 year old sister, and nobody was home and the door to the hallway was wide open. The sec she starts cumming (about 110 dB) her sister walks in the front door.

I lolled

one time I was gettin it in and I heard my moms walkin accross my room...but I didnt think nothing of it because i got a lock on my door so me and girl both just got quiet but kept on fukkin.

when we got done, I got up to clean off and I seen that my door wasnt locked.



and it actually had a slight crack in it :why:
 

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Back in 10th grade, was knocking my girl down & her 10 year old brother got home. A nikka barely got 20 mins in before the doorknob turned :why:

Dude was like "Nay, who's up there?" :hamster:

"No one? So why is there two bookbags downstairs?" :rudy:

"You borrowed your friend's bookbag?" :rudy:

"bytch, I see yall through the keyhole" :beli:



fakkit threatened to call her pops & I ain't want no parts of that problem. Went home with blue balls like a muthafukka. Come to find out this nikka was just bluffing because he didn't even know the work number :leostare:


This post got me dying at work.
 
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