Get a tattoo that reads, "Jesus Is My Life", & die 2 months later of septic shock as a result brehs.

[The M.I.C.]

I'm an atheist but last I checked, the new testament overrides the old. Once jesus was born, everything reset and his teachings and his teachings alone were to be followed.

Otherwise......

Slavery would be ok, you're not supposed to eat shellfish, cut your side burns, or wear mixed fabrics like cotton with polyester.






Leviticus is one big stupid chapter. But perhaps you don't believe in the new, perhaps you're an israelite, in which case I better see side burns down to your knees, and a beard that rivals Santa Claus, aint no half way crooks, aint no half way Hebrews.

You're an idiot.

Even Yahshuah confirmed the validity of the statutes and laws of the Old Testament.

 

[ChatGPT-5]

You're an idiot.

Even Yahshuah confirmed the validity of the statutes and laws of the Old Testament.

No one gives a shyt about ancient books and their fairy tales, shut up.

 

[The M.I.C.]

No one gives a shyt about ancient books and their fairy tales, shut up.

Make me, ya fakkit.

 

[ChatGPT-5]

Make me, ya fakkit.

Christian examples! WWJD.

 

[NoChillJones]

Jesus had different plans for his ass
Believe in religion brehs

No the better moral of this story is dont follow instructions....of all the places to swim the fukking Gulf of Mexico ...

Commit suicide brehs

 

[The M.I.C.]

Christian examples! WWJD.

Who said I was Christian, bytch?

 

[ChatGPT-5]

Who said I was Christian, bytch?

I can tell you're not by your language. These aren't the language of any spiritual man touched by the love of god.

 

[The M.I.C.]

I can tell you're not by your language. These aren't the language of any spiritual man touched by the love of god.

.
Your poor attempt at sarcasm has been noted.

Do you want to continue to try your best at boring me some more?

 

[EndDomination]

I'm an atheist but last I checked, the new testament overrides the old. Once jesus was born, everything reset and his teachings and his teachings alone were to be followed.

Otherwise......

Slavery would be ok, you're not supposed to eat shellfish, cut your side burns, or wear mixed fabrics like cotton with polyester.






Leviticus is one big stupid chapter. But perhaps you don't believe in the new, perhaps you're an israelite, in which case I better see side burns down to your knees, and a beard that rivals Santa Claus, aint no half way crooks, aint no half way Hebrews.

Wasn't a full reset, Jesus was a Jew and followed the same laws of his father.
His teachings alone were to override abuse of the Torah and its laws, partially an usurpation of Pharisee authority, hence their fear toward his gaining popularity.
And yes, under the guise of a fundamentalist following, slavery is okay, a ban on shellfish, a bad on specific hair cuts, mixing fabrics, women's uncleanliness, etc. are followed.
Which is why I'm an atheist

 

[ChatGPT-5]

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Your poor attempt at sarcasm has been noted.

Do you want to continue to try your best at boring me some more?

No, I like hearing followers of the lord use profanity. It punctuates my own belief . Continue, please.

 

[Archangel]

Get a tattoo about the saviour of the bible when the Bible itself forbids tattoos

Came in here to say the same thing.

 

[The M.I.C.]

No, I like hearing followers of the lord use profanity. It punctuates my own belief . Continue, please.

I could forgive your ignorance if you misheard me but clearly you're able to read where it said I wasn't a Christian.

 

[Originalman]

Guess Allah had the last laugh....

 

[ChatGPT-5]

I could forgive your ignorance if you misheard me but clearly you're able to read where it said I wasn't a Christian.

I didn't call you a christian in that quote.

 

[The M.I.C.]

I didn't call you a christian in that quote.

Define follower then.

If you've seen my previous posts on religion, then you'd know I'm far from that dumb assumption you keep trying to associate me with.