General Trump Administration F**kery Thread

[Blackfyre]

@thehill
NEW: Dem House takeover would give Maxine Waters a chairmanship and subpoena power Midterms to shake up top posts on House finance panel

8:05 AM - Sep 19, 2018

 

[Blackfyre]

@thehill
#BREAKING: Trump eviscerates Sessions: "I have no attorney general" http://hill.cm/K4UCbOr

8:01 AM - Sep 19, 2018

 

[Earnings]

"I'm so sad over Jeff Sessions because he came to me. He was the first Senator that endorsed me. And he wanted to be Attorney General, and I didn't see it," he said.

"And then he went through the nominating process and he did very poorly. I mean, he was mixed up and confused, and people that worked with him for, you know, a long time in the Senate were not nice to him, but he was giving very confusing answers. Answers that should have been easily answered. And that was a rough time for him."

 

[Blackfyre]

"one of the wettest we’ve ever seen, from the standpoint of water"

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

When you are an idiot and try to freestyle a statement about a natural disaster.

 

[Leasy]

You know White Supremacy in America got expose with this fukk boy as president. Foreign nations are like you white racism Americans are dumb as fukk who voted him.

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

[/QUOTE]

one of the wettest we’ve ever seen, from the standpoint of water.

Keep that shyt moist like Trump keeps his daughter.

Take her out of school and water her bush.

Underage family game, Toad swim in the pus.

*Bars*

 

[Blackfyre]

 

[Blackfyre]

 

[Joe Sixpack]

 

[Baka's Weird Case]

yo he really said "one of the wettest weve ever seen from the standpoint of water"
he really told that man he could keep the destroyed yacht

 

[Baka's Weird Case]

Donald Trump urged Spain to 'build the wall' – across the Sahara

 

[Professor Emeritus]

"I'm so sad over Jeff Sessions because he came to me. He was the first Senator that endorsed me. And he wanted to be Attorney General, and I didn't see it," he said.

"And then he went through the nominating process and he did very poorly. I mean, he was mixed up and confused, and people that worked with him for, you know, a long time in the Senate were not nice to him, but he was giving very confusing answers. Answers that should have been easily answered. And that was a rough time for him."

Does he not realize how big a self-ether this is?

Attorney General is one of the most important positions in the entire executive branch, and he's like, "I nominated a total, incompetent moron. Could tell from the beginning that he couldn't do the job. But I nominated him anyway. You know, he was the first person to endorse me."


Trump is admitting:

1. He nominated a fool

2. He knew he was a fool and nominated him anyway

3. The kind of person who would endorse Trump first....is a fool

 

[Professor Emeritus]

Trump uses Hurricane Florence as an opportunity to promote his golf course

Back in North Carolina, during a briefing at a Marine air station there, Trump did seem concerned about one part of the state.

“How is Lake Norman doing?” he asked a local official, according to a pool report, referring to a man-made lake north of Charlotte.

The official assured him the lake was all right.

“I love that area,” Trump responded, according to the pool account. “I can’t tell you why, but I love that area.”

Observers were quick to note one possible explanation for the president’s interest in the area: a Trump National Golf Club is located on the shores of Lake Norman.

That man has less human empathy than a slime mold.

 

[Professor Emeritus]

Donald Trump urged Spain to 'build the wall' – across the Sahara

I was going to say, "I never, not in a million years, ever thought we would elect someone this stupid to the presidency"...and then I remember how close we were to VP Palin just a few years ago.