General Trump Administration F**kery Thread (2025-2029)

[Bryan Danielson]

Nichelle Colvin (@nichellecolvin) on Threads

#blackmaga 🤨🤨🤨. I’m embarrassed you even had to post this 😑😑😑

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[Blackfyre]

@kaitlancollins


A thief stole DHS Secretary Kristi Noem’s bag this weekend, including her driver’s license, medication, apartment keys, passport, DHS access badge, makeup bag, blank checks, and about $3,000 in cash, per ⁦
@JoshCampbellcnn

https://t.co/AqSfAjKzG4

 

[Blackfyre]

Trump on Hegseth: "It's just fake news. They just bring up stories. It sounds like disgruntled employees. He was put there to get rid of a lot of bad people and that's what he's doing. You don't always have friends when you do that."

 

[DeuceZ]

While he looked pretty bad yesterday didn't expect him to die the next day.

I said the same thing to my wife when I saw the clip of him yesterday

 

[Pressure]

Trump gonna have an inept military full of loyalists

 

[Mister_DoItNice]

Jesus, these people have zero credibility.

 

[NaijaProdigy Redux]

Trump is clearly concerned about poor market performance (of which he is the primary reason) - so much that he publicly picks a fight with the Fed.

I really don’t know if there’s any way to make him stop talking

 

[BK The Great]

Richard “Richie Loco” Nevels (@richard__nevels) on Threads

I can tell the economy is kicking people’s ass because a lot of my friends are finding God right now

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[Poetical Poltergeist]

 

[Pressure]

For the president. Couldn't even pretend to be working for the country

 

[wire28]

When kids are praying you can keep your shyt together when on camera for five minutes, it may be time to pack it up

 

[CourtesyFlush]

I hope that medication was an inhaler and she died from not breathing

 

[3rdLetter]

Passport, $3k cash, blank checks. What was this, a bug out bag?

 

[jj23]

Passport, $3k cash, blank checks. What was this, a bug out bag?

Sounds like someone is getting in front of something.

 

[bnew]

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@franklinleonard
Emperor Trump giving Hegseth the Commodus treatment.

[Quoted tweet]
POLL: Do you support Pete Hegseth as Secretary of Defense? Yes or No



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