General Elon Musk Fukkery Thread

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1/25
@bill Grueskin

“I like to sit in on meetings.”

—Elon’s mom, describing how she sits behind Vivek and her son as they contemplate how to cut the federal budget

2/25
@‪Bill Grueskin‬ ‪@bgrueskin.bsky.social‬

https://www.foxbusiness.com/video/636521167112“It’s going to be very easy” she says.

The whole 7 minutes is here. If you can watch all of it, you have a sturdier constitution than I do.

www.foxbusiness.com/video/636521...

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3/25
@‪BabyPortabello/RRicciardi‬ ‪@portabellobaby.bsky.social‬

So she says, blithely to the Fox usiness News Media host, "I don't trust the media." nd the host appears to agree with her - that the media - of which he is a member and THE one she's talking to - is not trustworthy. Sums it all up well, I think.

4/25
@‪Allan Murphy‬ ‪@cullenskink.bsky.social‬

Oh they don't mean THT media (the most popular cable news channel) the mean the OTHER media, the one they don't like that points out awkward things and works from facts, etc etc

5/25
@‪BabyPortabello/RRicciardi‬ ‪@portabellobaby.bsky.social‬

Her son can do no wrong. If he says twitter is THE media, then it is. He's mummy's speshul boi afterall.

6/25
@‪Allan Murphy‬ ‪@cullenskink.bsky.social‬

Mommy's speshul boi is so speshul he made his own media! Some are saying it's quite Nazi in nature now, but mommy says she thinks it's really quite good and all those people are just jealous.

7/25
@‪joedirtinthehole.bsky.social‬ ‪@joedirtinthehole.bsky.social‬

"Very easy" this friggin moron.

8/25
@‪Crash-n-Smash‬ ‪@crashnsmash.bsky.social‬

etween Musk & Hegseth, there seem to be a considerable amount of “Mommy Issues” in Trumpworld.

9/25
@‪mcbexx.bsky.social‬ ‪@mcbexx.bsky.social‬

dd Jesse Watters to the list.

10/25
@‪HoldMyPomPomsbytches‬ ‪@desertlove.bsky.social‬

JF. She's still breastfeeding that doughy boy.

11/25
@‪veryblueinsc.bsky.social‬ ‪@veryblueinsc.bsky.social‬

She’s such a scumbag her and her piece of shyt son can go back to South frica

12/25
@‪Lea Leander‬ ‪@lealeander.bsky.social‬

Not to mention she's a lying racist bytch.

13/25
@‪TheOlafsens‬ ‪@theolafsens.bsky.social‬

Helicopter mom, much?

14/25
@‪stoneface58.bsky.social‬ ‪@stoneface58.bsky.social‬

Not cut the federal budget; embezzle from the federal budget!

15/25
@‪matt605060.bsky.social‬ ‪@matt605060.bsky.social‬

lot of people are dunking on this because she is appearing on Fox, but the New York Times story on this effort also quotes her at the top of the news article as if she is some kind of legitimate participant in public affairs.

16/25
@‪stoneface58.bsky.social‬ ‪@stoneface58.bsky.social‬

What else would you expect from a tabloid news outlet like the New York Times. t this point the national enquirer has more credibility!

17/25
@‪Katie‬ ‪@rustynail121.bsky.social‬

How pathetic and weird

18/25
@‪rictho1966.bsky.social‬ ‪@rictho1966.bsky.social‬

She's as sick as he is. nd, a foreigner sitting in on national security meetings seems, well, inappropriate!

19/25
@‪Philosopher Jul‬ ‪@philosopherjul.bsky.social‬

Right?!

20/25
@‪rkpatrick.bsky.social‬ ‪@rkpatrick.bsky.social‬

He brings his mom to meetings??!!?

21/25
@‪tina12312‬ ‪@tina12312.bsky.social‬

it's like he's in kindergarten

22/25
@‪Cookie255‬ ‪@cookie255.bsky.social‬

So our shadow president has a shadow president!?!? idn't realize Leon was a momma's boy! I wonder, is she a legal citizen of the US? Or do we now have foreigners changing our government.

23/25
@‪Ed Smith‬ ‪@esmith51.bsky.social‬

Oh he really is

24/25
@‪Domainophile‬ ‪@domainophile.bsky.social‬

Feels weird watching all these foreigners openly plot merica's destruction with glee.

25/25
@‪cristinabb.bsky.social‬ ‪@cristinabb.bsky.social‬

nd all the “REL Patriots ingest it 24-7”-gag!

To post tweets in this format, more info here: https://www.thecoli.com/threads/tips-and-tricks-for-posting-the-coli-megathread.984734/post-52211196


I want to know what she does. Is she a CEO? COO? Founder of some company? Generational wealth baby (before Elon got money)? Has she always been the family consigliere?

I find it difficult to believe, even though it's Musk, that she's just there to be there. Randomly at that.
 
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