General Elon Musk Fukkery Thread

[The axe murderer]

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[The axe murderer]

For years, Tesla fanboys have been claiming that their Teslas are going to earn $30k a year passively by being taxis.

It's becoming more and more clear that those personal-use Teslas are never going to be the driverless robotaxi teslas, which means they bought their FSD package on a false dream.

Plus, if they do allow regular teslas to robotaxi, then there's going to be mad competition between robotaxi sales and the already-existing Teslas which would oversaturate the taxi market. I don't think the market could support more than a million or so full-time taxis, and there's already 2 million Teslas on the road. So how many more can Elon sell and still tell people they're gonna make money off of them?

Trump suggests Chinese self-driving car ban as Elon Musk Launches Cybercab

Donald Trump has proposed a ban on Chinese-made self-driving cars on the same day that Elon Musk unveiled an autonomous vehicle.

www.newsweek.com

When I saw this

 

[The axe murderer]

Arrive to the Party in a Toaster.

If I’m a megalomaniac autocrat, I don’t know which cult I’m sending to Aushawitz first, MAGA or Elon fan boys?

Yo, this fool is trying to pass an airport shuttle or dollar cab as the next big thing.

Robot puppets.

It will have been 10 years since he promised the Robi Taxi if it comes out in 2027. (Which it won’t)…putting it years behind its competitors.

This man has simply done too much Katemine

@FabTrey


aka non-existent production timeline.
This should be considered stock manipulation at this point.

 

[The axe murderer]

In hindsight.... We should've seen it coming

 

[winb83]

Arrive to the Party in a Toaster.

Are they serious? That thing is uglier than the Cybertruck.

 

[MushroomX]

Are they serious? That thing is uglier than the Cybertruck.

It is, and it's why TESLA stock dropped 30pts.

 

[Spidey Man]

Are they serious? That thing is uglier than the Cybertruck.

Did Elon fire all the designers to save a few bucks. This looks like something a 5 year old would draw in class

 

[Tony D'Amato]

 

[bnew]

 

[BigMoneyGrip]

That Rivian

 

[MushroomX]

Hellsite has been a bit slow the past few days.

 

[bdkane]

That Rivian

Got my wife an Ionic 5 I drive it more than she does.

 

[Spidey Man]

Got my wife an Ionic 5 I drive it more than she does.

I don't know if I'm getting the 5 or 6, but unless Honda jumps in the game, I'm probably going with a Hyundai EV maybe next year

 

[BigMoneyGrip]

I don't know if I'm getting the 5 or 6, but unless Honda jumps in the game, I'm probably going with a Hyundai EV maybe next year

The fukk you been? Honda been in the game for bout 6 months now with the Prolouge

 

[Spidey Man]

The fukk you been? Honda been in the game for bout 6 months now with the Prolouge

That's not a Honda, that's a Chevy Blazer.

I want a fully Honda EV not some rebadged Chevy. I would prefer an electric Accord or Civic, but I might be open to a smaller cuv