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Elon Musk unveils Tesla’s Cybercab with elusive production timeline​


Musk says the robotaxi will “probably” be in production before 2027 — and is expected to cost less than $30,000.

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Tesla’s robot taxi is shown in an unveiling video on Thursday. (Tesla)


By Trisha Thadani

October 11, 2024 at 12:37 a.m. EDT

Tesla unveiled its long-anticipated robotaxi, called the Cybercab, late on Thursday at a splashy, highly staged event at Warner Bros. Studios in Burbank, Calif.

CEO Elon Musk said the company’s fully autonomous vehicle, which lacks a steering wheel or pedals, would “probably” be in production sometime in 2026 and is expected to cost less than $30,000.

The Cybercab is a critical product for Tesla, as Musk stakes the company’s future on self-driving technology amid increased competition from established automakers and Chinese manufacturers. The entrepreneur did not provide a clear timeline for when the company would receive the necessary regulatory approval to sell the vehicle or operate it on public roads.
“Let’s not get nuanced here,” Musk said onstage, after an attendee yelled from the audience, asking when the Cybercab would be available.

Musk has made a number of unfulfilled predictions over the past decade that Tesla would soon launch vehicles capable of driving without any human supervision. The company’s vehicles currently on the market have driver-assistance features called Autopilot and Full Self-Driving, but the automaker says they require a human driver to be ready to take over at all times.

Musk on Thursday said he expects the company to start “fully autonomous” driving with Tesla’s existing models, the Model 3 and Model Y, in California and Texas next year. It was not immediately clear whether Tesla had begun the process to apply for the necessary permits to operate a car without a driver in California.

Despite Musk’s long interest in autonomous driving, Tesla has lagged behind other robotaxi companies, such as Alphabet-owned Waymo, which currently operates a ride-hailing service in major cities like San Francisco, Los Angeles and Phoenix.

Musk said during a July earnings call that he wasn’t concerned about getting regulatory approval for the Cybercab, because federal regulators at the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration would be “morally obligated” to approve the vehicle if it proved to be safer than a human driver.

According to the agency, however, all companies looking to operate and sell a “noncompliant vehicle” — without a steering wheel or pedals — “must apply for and receive an exemption from NHTSA before operations on public roads.”

As of Oct. 4, Tesla has not applied for a permit, according to NHTSA. To date, the agency has granted only one general exemption for a fully autonomous vehicle to Nuro, a low-speed delivery robot. It took the company over a year to receive it.

Musk said on Thursday that the Cybercab — a sleek, chrome vehicle with winged doors — will essentially be a “comfortable lounge where you can do whatever you want, and when you get out you’ll be at your destination.” He also unveiled a robot bus that he said can hold more than a dozen people but did not indicate when that vehicle would enter production or was expected to be in widespread use.

Gene Munster, an analyst with Deepwater Asset Management who was at Thursday’s event, said people are going to like the look of the Cybercab but the timeline is “still too far out for skeptical investors to get on board with investing in [Tesla] for autonomy.”

Musk first announced Tesla would unveil a robotaxi earlier this year, shortly after Reuters reported that the company had scrapped production of a vehicle significantly cheaper than its existing lineup. Bloomberg News reported a few months later that the robotaxi event was delayed. Musk, confirming the report in a post on X, said the company needed extra time to make an important “design change to the front, and extra time allows us to show off a few other things.”
 

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Yo, this fool is trying to pass an airport shuttle or dollar cab as the next big thing. :dead:

Robot puppets. :mjlol:

It will have been 10 years since he promised the Robi Taxi if it comes out in 2027. (Which it won’t)…putting it years behind its competitors.

This man has simply done too much Katemine.
 

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Trump campaign connected with Elon Musk’s X before it blocked links to hacked materials​


Former President Donald Trump’s campaign connected with Elon Musk’s X last month to discuss hacked Trump campaign materials circulating on the social media platform before X blocked links to the files and banned the independent journalist who published the materials, a person familiar with the matter told CNN.




This is EXACTLY what Musk went apeshyt about in the "Twitter Files" with the Biden campaign and Hunter's laptop leak. :mjlol: :mjlol: :mjlol:
 

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Looks like Wall Street finally not going for these pump fakes.




For years, Tesla fanboys have been claiming that their Teslas are going to earn $30k a year passively by being taxis.

It's becoming more and more clear that those personal-use Teslas are never going to be the driverless robotaxi teslas, which means they bought their FSD package on a false dream.

Plus, if they do allow regular teslas to robotaxi, then there's going to be mad competition between robotaxi sales and the already-existing Teslas which would oversaturate the taxi market. I don't think the market could support more than a million or so full-time taxis, and there's already 2 million Teslas on the road. So how many more can Elon sell and still tell people they're gonna make money off of them?
 

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@parismarx
Elon Musk has been promising a transport revolution for a decade.

His Cybercab event repeated a ton of the lines he’s used to justify those failed projects over the years, with no concrete details for how he’ll realize the robotaxi one either. Elon Musk’s Cybercab recycles a decade of broken promises



2/11
@parismarx
At the event, Musk repeated a phrase he sold from one of his (many) sons: “The future should look like the future.” For him, that means 1980s sci-fi movies and it’s a vision he’s determined to try to force on us at all costs. Luckily, he’s likely to fail.

Elon Musk’s Cybercab recycles a decade of broken promises



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3/11
@parismarx
Despite all the time Musk had to prepare for the event, he came with plenty of showmanship that the cult loved, but few details for the analysts and investors who need proof Tesla will actually make money from this big plan.

Elon Musk’s Cybercab recycles a decade of broken promises



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4/11
@parismarx
At the Cybercab event, Musk was playing the hits from the past decade. Unfortunately for him, they were all premises for projects he’s promised and failed to deliver on like self-driving and the Boring Company.

Elon Musk’s Cybercab recycles a decade of broken promises



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5/11
@parismarx
Musk wants us to have “individualized mass transit” and refuses to accept the physical constraint of cities where plenty of people are crammed into limited space and thus need collective transportation, unless they’re walking around or on a bike.

Elon Musk’s Cybercab recycles a decade of broken promises



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6/11
@parismarx
Musk was able to get by on hype and lies through the 2010s, but it’s not clear that will work anymore. People want to see concrete details, plus Musk’s turn to the extreme right has turned a lot of former fans against him.

Elon Musk’s Cybercab recycles a decade of broken promises



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7/11
@parismarx
As we get closer to the election, Musk’s political positions are becoming increasingly conspiratorial and unhinged, further turning Tesla customers away and ensuring most Democrats want nothing to do with him.

Elon Musk’s Cybercab recycles a decade of broken promises



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8/11
@parismarx
The brain rot Musk’s experienced from being one of the richest people in the world may hasten his downfall. He won’t be arrested whatever happens in November, but his fall could open the way to imagining a very different future than the one he’s offering.

Elon Musk’s Cybercab recycles a decade of broken promises



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9/11
@MhaskarChief
He is the most successful snake oil salesman alive. And people still keep falling for fun



10/11
@skibuSmith
For more fun info on last night’s atrocity of a “revealing” see The Elon Musk "robotaxi reveal" aftermath. An epic disaster



11/11
@CognitionPmc
More like Cyberscab, am I right folks?




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