General Elon Musk Fukkery Thread

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Tesla’s FSD is glorified cruise control. He made a critical mistake with getting rid of lasers and radar tech which allowed Mercedes and Google to leapfrog Tesla.

Without FSD, Tesla is done…well not done, done, but it’s the difference between a $500 billion and $70 billion market cap. I’ve been waiting for this racist Boer’s downfall for five years. :mjlol:
 

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Tesla’s FSD is glorified cruise control. He made a critical mistake with getting rid of lasers and radar tech which allowed Mercedes and Google to leapfrog Tesla.

Without FSD, Tesla is done…well not done, done, but it’s the difference between a $500 billion and $70 billion market cap. I’ve been waiting for this racist Boer’s downfall for five years. :mjlol:
I still can't believe there hasn't been a class action lawsuit against Tesla for FSD.

They've been selling Full Self Driving since 2016. They initially promised that original hardware in the car will be enough to run FSD once software is ready. Since then they had to upgrade hardware in old cars multiple times and eventually stopped giving free upgrades for old cars. And most importantly 8 years later cars are still not driving themselves.

Worst of all FSD is tied to the car so once you buy a new Tesla it FSD is not transferable (they only allowed one time transfer last September)

And still nobody has sued them yet :mindblown:
 

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Tesla’s FSD is glorified cruise control. He made a critical mistake with getting rid of lasers and radar tech which allowed Mercedes and Google to leapfrog Tesla.

Without FSD, Tesla is done…well not done, done, but it’s the difference between a $500 billion and $70 billion market cap. I’ve been waiting for this racist Boer’s downfall for five years. :mjlol:
That’s why it’s so funny how he’s regurgitating racist cac babble about DEI and black people getting jobs that they’re unqualified to do meanwhile this dunce is making engineering decisions that he’s not qualified to make which have resulted in several fatal accidents that would have easily been avoided had LiDAR not been removed at his behest.
 

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No reason to buy a Tesla at this point unless you want an EV on the cheap and used in which case you can get a model 3 for under $25k now… otherwise cop a ford Mach e or lighting for right now since they are allowed on Tesla superchargers
 

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Elon Musk has signaled he’s gearing up for “wartime.” 

Elon Musk has signaled he’s gearing up for “wartime.”
Photographer: Joshua Lott/Getty Images

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The Big Take

Elon Musk’s Robotaxi Dreams Plunge Tesla Into Chaos​

The stock is sliding, a cheaper electric car is deprioritized and the CEO is riling the workforce with his biggest layoffs yet.

By Edward Ludlow and Dana Hull

April 21, 2024 at 4:00 PM EDT

Elon Musk’s underlings at Tesla Inc. are accustomed to chaos. It comes with the territory of working for a chief executive who sets exacting targets and often abruptly switches directions — whose biographer describes his more intense moods as “ demon mode.”

But even by Tesla standards, this year has been unruly. Its stock has slid more than 40% amid slumping sales, confusing product decisions and more price cuts. Its once-dominant position in China’s EV market is under assault. A visit with India’s Prime Minister Narendra Modi for an anticipated investment announcement was called off at the last minute. All the while, the board has tried to revive a $56 billion payout to Musk that a judge voided in January, on the grounds that directors had acted as “ supine servants” to the CEO.

On Tuesday, Tesla is expected to report a 40% plunge in operating profit and its first revenue decline in four years. Musk has ordered up the company’s biggest layoffs ever and staked its future on a next-generation, self-driving vehicle concept called the robotaxi. People familiar with his directives, who asked not to be identified discussing internal deliberations, are unsettled by the changes the CEO wants to push through.

Tesla’s Sales Slide​

Revenue is expected to drop for the first time in years

Source: Bloomberg data

Note: First quarter 2024 figure is a consensus estimate.

The idea of creating an autonomous taxi service has been kicking around Tesla for at least eight years, but the company has yet to stand up much of the infrastructure it would need, nor has it secured regulatory approval to test such cars on public roads. For the moment, Musk has put off plans for a $25,000, mass-market vehicle that many Tesla investors — and some insiders — are pushing for and believe is crucial to the carmaker’s future.

In the wake of media reports on the strategic shift, key managers including Drew Baglino, an 18-year company veteran who headed Tesla’s powertrain engineering and energy business, have left.

Musk, 52, has steered Tesla out of many jams in the past. At $469 billion, the company is still valued at more than nine times the market capitalization of General Motors Co. or Ford Motor Co. But after losing almost $350 billion in market cap over four months, employees, investors and analysts alike are bewildered and second-guessing the company’s strategy.

“The stock will need to undergo a potentially painful transition in ownership base, with investors previously focused on Tesla’s EV volume and cost advantage potentially throwing in the towel,” Deutsche Bank analyst Emmanuel Rosner said last week, downgrading the shares from a buy and slashing his price target by more than a third.

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Musk has said more than 10% of Tesla’s workforce will be laid off.Photographer: Ebrahim Noroozi/AP Photo

Musk has signaled on his social media network that the recent moves amount to activating wartime CEO mode. He liked a post saying as much after sending a companywide email announcing that Tesla was cutting more than 10% of global headcount, which would mean eliminating at least 14,000 jobs.

The actual number of people ushered out may exceed 20,000, according to people familiar with the company’s planning. Musk’s reasoning, according to one person with direct knowledge of his edicts, was that Tesla should reduce headcount by 20% because its vehicle deliveries dropped by that amount from the fourth quarter to the first quarter.

For those still among Tesla’s ranks after this culling, Musk has radically altered the marching orders. The company is “going balls to the wall for autonomy,” he declared last week. The robotaxi is now taking precedence over a cheaper car he first teased four years ago, both with respect to setting timelines for prototypes and arranging production capacity, one person familiar with the planning said.

Musk has talked a big game about autonomy for over a decade, and has convinced customers to pay thousands of dollars for a product Tesla has marketed as Full Self-Driving, or FSD. The name is a misnomer — FSD requires constant supervision and doesn’t render vehicles autonomous — but Musk has repeatedly predicted it’s on the verge of measuring up to the branding. “I’m the boy who cried FSD,” he said in July.

Tesla Introduces Self-Driving Features With Software Upgrade

Tesla first introduced Autopilot in 2015.Photographer: David Paul Morris/Bloomberg

Musk and top engineers are particularly bullish about a major change in how FSD now works. Cameras placed around the company’s cars are taking in video and using this footage to dictate how the vehicle drives, instead of relying on software code. Ashok Elluswamy, a director of Tesla’s Autopilot program, wrote on X last month that this should lead to “ unprecedented progress.”

But optimism around FSD and Musk’s belief that this new approach could bring about robotaxis is clouding the future of Tesla’s $25,000 car project. People with knowledge of Tesla’s plans disputed the notion that the program has been canceled altogether. All along, the company has been pursuing a low-cost vehicle architecture that will underpin several different types of models, one of which would have no steering wheel or pedals.

While these people confirmed the robotaxi is being prioritized, one described the next-generation vehicle project as an effort to wring cost reductions out of components and production methods, then apply those innovations to cheaper iterations of the Model Y and Model 3, the company’s two most popular EVs. Teams are placing particular emphasis on bringing these cost savings to bear with the Model Y, the best-selling vehicle in the world last year.

It’s unclear just how much solace this might be to investors who’ve been spooked by reports that Tesla’s answer to affordable options like the Toyota Corolla has been scrapped entirely. Many are concerned that the only new model the company will offer to consumers in the half decade after the Model Y’s debut will be the Cybertruck, an expensive pickup that’s difficult to build. Last week, the company recalled the almost 3,900 trucks it’s sold to fix faulty accelerator pedals.

“Investors, particularly institutional ones, are losing patience,” said Bloomberg Intelligence analyst Steve Man. “The initial hype around Full Self-Driving and robotaxis has waned, and the pendulum has swung in the opposite direction.”

A Tesla Cybertruck In Los Angeles

Musk has said Tesla may need 12 to 18 months to make Cybertrucks at high volume.Photographer: Kyle Grillot/Bloomberg

Reorienting Tesla around robotaxis is risky. While federal agencies have taken a permissive approach to regulating technology that has the potential to make roads safer, scrutiny at the state and local level has proven difficult to navigate.
 

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Former Governor Doug Ducey welcomed Uber Technologies Inc.’s self-driving vehicles to Arizona “ with open arms and wide-open roads” in 2016, only to ban them after one fatal collision with a pedestrian in 2018. Uber sold off its autonomous-vehicle unit two years later.

More recently, GM’s Cruise has spent the last six months working its way back to robotaxi testing after one of its cars struck and dragged a pedestrian in San Francisco. California also is holding up an expansion by Alphabet Inc.’s Waymo after several incidents, including one of its vehicles hitting a cyclist.

Musk nevertheless is betting Tesla can make robotaxis a reality by making FSD available to more consumers and cutting prices. He’s pushing test drives and free 30-day trials to promote the feature, buoy revenue and ingest more camera footage.

Tesla is building data centers in Buffalo, New York, and Austin, where it’s headquartered, to process the footage captured by its vehicles and train its driving systems. The Buffalo site is further along, while the Austin one is struggling with cost overruns, people familiar with the projects said.

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A vehicle frame at Tesla’s factory in Austin.Photographer: Suzanne Cordeiro/AFP/Getty Images

The rationale for Tesla’s layoffs was not to squeeze savings from parts of the company and redirect spending to robotaxis, according to a person with direct knowledge of how job cuts were drawn up. Teams across the organization — including those working on autonomy — were given equal targets for headcount reduction, this person said.

Based on interviews with more than a dozen employees affected across the US, the firings were poorly organized and executed.

Emails that began “Dear Employee” were sent to personal addresses after midnight. At Tesla’s battery factory in Nevada, many staff started their Monday with gridlock at the front gate. They were diverted to a parking lot where security guards scanned badges to discern who still had jobs and who had been laid off. One person who learned they had been let go this way said it was the coldest and most humiliating experience of their career.

“A lot of people found out they were no longer employed in the middle of their shift, or after arriving for what was thought to be just another Monday,” Jordana Hernandez, a former service manager in Virginia, wrote on LinkedIn. “That’s the part that hurts. Giving literal blood sweat and tears to a company that showed zero humanity for the people that have sacrificed more than anyone outside of Tesla can imagine.”

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Musk posed on the red carpet at the Breakthrough Prize Ceremony in Los Angeles on April 13.Photographer: Etienne Laurent/AFP/Getty Images

The Saturday night before the layoffs began, Musk was striking dramatic poses on the red carpet and joking about who should play him in an upcoming biopic.

Days later, Tesla Chair Robyn Denholm criticized a Delaware court for throwing out the board’s pay package for Musk and urged shareholders to re-approve it. Around this time, the CEO learned the company had skimped on what it was offering staff whose jobs were just eliminated.

“It has come to my attention today that some severance packages are incorrectly low,” Musk wrote in an email to Tesla’s remaining employees. “My apologies for this mistake. It is being corrected immediately.”
 

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This is Tesla’s riveting fix for recalled Cybertruck accelerator pedals​


After Cybertruck owners said their accelerator pedals were getting stuck wide open, Tesla’s recalled every single one to install a rivet that keeps the pedal pad securely in place.​

By Richard Lawler, a senior editor following news across tech, culture, policy, and entertainment. He joined The Verge in 2021 after several years covering news at Engadget.

Apr 20, 2024, 6:15 PM EDT

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A worker drills through a Cybertruck accelerator pedal with a handheld drill.

Tesla’s drilling holes in Cybertruck accelerator pedals. Image: Tesla ( PDF)

Tesla temporarily halted deliveries and recalled every single Cybertruck after a viral video showed how the pad on its accelerator pedal could slip off and get stuck in the interior trim, leaving the pedal depressed “down 100 percent, full throttle.” Now, video from a Tesla event in California taken today and Tesla’s own documentation confirm the riveting installation that secures the pad with a rivet, and they show us exactly how it’s done.

While Aaron Cash’s video posted to X says it’s a “35 second recall fix,” demonstrated at the “Cyber Takeover” event in Long Beach, the video starts with the required drilling jig already in place.



With it on the pedal, Tesla’s workers drill a hole as specified and install a rivet to secure the pedal pad so it won’t come off due to the “unapproved change” during manufacturing that made it slipperier than intended.

Measure the distance between the bottom of the aluminum accelerator pedal pad and the bottom of the pedal backing. If the measured distance is 5 mm or greater, replace the accelerator pedal assembly (refer to Service Manual procedure 3325020022). Afterwards, discontinue this procedure and use bulletin correction code S022433003.

Image: Tesla ( PDF)

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The Service Bulletin posted by Tesla reveals the process has a few other required steps, including measuring “the distance between the bottom of the aluminum accelerator pedal pad and the bottom of the pedal backing” before the work begins. If the bottom of the pad is 5mm or further from the bottom of the pedal, then they’re supposed to replace the entire pedal assembly.

Once it’s all done, they’re supposed to inspect the work with a mirror and clean up any debris the process has left in the customer’s $99,000-plus truck that came with an untrustworthy accelerator pedal.
 
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these Boermobiles are outta control :huhldup:

If anyone noticed Tesla autopilot was a lot safer and more effective when it used the radar and lidar system.. The moment that boer told the company to cut cost they got rid of that system and replaced it with an all camera based system smh.. shyt has been down hill for that fukkin car since…

Like I said Apple is trying to get into the EV car market.. Just do a hostile take over of Tesla.. Bush Elon and that board of governors.. BUSH that cyber truck and make an actual functioning pickup that can compete with the f150 lighting, Rivian and Chevy Silverado ev
 

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If anyone noticed Tesla autopilot was a lot safer and more effective when it used the radar and lidar system.. The moment that boer told the company to cut cost they got rid of that system and replaced it with an all camera based system smh.. shyt has been down hill for that fukkin car since…

Like I said Apple is trying to get into the EV car market.. Just do a hostile take over of Tesla.. Bush Elon and that board of governors.. BUSH that cyber truck and make an actual functioning pickup that can compete with the f150 lighting, Rivian and Chevy Silverado ev
The problem is Tesla is nowhere near its current market cap. Buying Tesl at $475B would be a big L for Apple.
 
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