General Elon Musk Fukkery Thread

[Jx2]

Name your app after a Power Ranger brehs.

It’s an animal you idiot

 

[MushroomX]

He still has some political power,cause shyt like this sink Peleton quickly.

Folks keep running interference for Tesla

Yeah, but the BIG PROBLEM of what your saying, is that Tesla is a small car company that banked on being the only Electric Car company. Once the Big Boys see enough of those cars on the road, they will begin to make their push. Up until now, this statement holds true, but now going forward... its hard to beat the Brand Names.

 

[bnew]

I tried to create a Mastodon account today but why do you need to be on a specific erver ? I'm guessing that it's because it's decentralized but ultimately what does choosing a server do ? I mean they have different rules or language so it's a bit confusing.

I haven't signed up for mastodon yet but it's basically like choosing an email provider(aol, gmail, yahoo or outlook).

each server has their own rules/code of conduct and what they're generally about.

for instance last night I learned that mastodon.social bans twitter-bridge bots which are basically bots that relay/post tweets to your mastodon feed because it costs more money to hosts those tweets. other mastodon instances still allow that bot.

heres a site with a list of server choices.

All Mastodon Servers & Instances

All Mastodon Servers and Instances on Mastodonservers.net

mastodonservers.net

also you can migrate to other servers if you find one that better suits your needs.

bird.makeup - Home Page is the twitter bridge bot site.


edit: i just learned about 'calckey' a few days ago which i think is a mastodon fork is a Misskey fork that allows for quoting user posts. it uses with activitypub protocol(similar to how imap/pop/smtp is a protocol that all email providers use to communicate) so you can still communicate with mastodon users seamlessly.

Calckey Cloud

The Calckey developers server.

i.calckey.cloud

firefish

MOVED REPO: https://firefish.dev/firefish/firefish

codeberg.org

Fediverse Observer checks all servers in the fediverse and gives you an easy way to find a home using a map or list.

Calckey Servers Status. Find a Calckey server to sign up for, find one close to you!

calckey.fediverse.observer

theres active debate about weather mastodon should have a quoting feature.

user-controlled, abuse-resistent quote-boosting · Issue #20673 · mastodon/mastodon

Pitch This is extracted from #309. I suggest adding the following to mastodon settings and implementing the respective feature: Users that are in at least one of the following groups may quote-boos...

github.com

I think this might lead to a fork because not having the ability to quote is a common complaint.

edit2: i stumbled upon a breh whose running his own mastodon instance for just himself.

Darnell Clayton :verified: (@darnell@one.darnell.one)

10.7K Posts, 2.44K Following, 4.11K Followers · A carbon vessel interested in all things celestial. A human being with spiritual meaning. A political soul seeking libertarian goals. A unique geek trying to improve his physique.

one.darnell.one

heres how his feed looks on calckey

Darnell Clayton :verified: (@darnell)

A carbon vessel interested in all things celestial. A human being with spiritual meaning. A political soul seeking libertarian goals. A unique geek trying to improve his physique.

i.calckey.cloud

 

[bnew]

https://archive.vn/960cT

 

[ADevilYouKhow]

Elon the businessman

 

[null]

Elon really should be paying more attention to Tesla next year, because whatever coding is going on... or perhaps because Elon has drawn more media attention to himself... a ton of Tesla's care are having 'Sudden' driving incidents... speeding up or turning in another direction.

he took radar (and later ultrasonics) out of 2 models in 2021 and tesla have indicated recently that they are about to put radar in again.

Tesla appears to be turning back to radar for its vehicles | TechCrunch

Tesla plans to add a radar product to its vehicles in mid-January, according to documents posted with the Federal Communications Commission.

techcrunch.com

Tesla Restart Radar Tool

An FCC filing reveals Tesla to be working on radar for Tesla Vision again after originally scrapping it.

www.ibtimes.com

 

[that guy]

Tesla under $115 now. Good chance the stock is under $100 by the end of the year.

I give it the end of the week

 

[GhostoftheMan]

does tesla bounce back tho?

 

[Spidey Man]

does tesla bounce back tho?

Once Musk leaves the company or has a major medical issue

 

[that guy]

does tesla bounce back tho?

No. Tesla stock was $30 January 2020. By 2022 it was $900. One of the largest stock bubbles ever.

 

[MushroomX]

he took radar (and later ultrasonics) out of 2 models in 2021 and tesla have indicated recently that they are about to put radar in again.

Tesla appears to be turning back to radar for its vehicles | TechCrunch

Tesla plans to add a radar product to its vehicles in mid-January, according to documents posted with the Federal Communications Commission.

techcrunch.com

Tesla Restart Radar Tool

An FCC filing reveals Tesla to be working on radar for Tesla Vision again after originally scrapping it.

www.ibtimes.com

Too late, no one is giving a fukk because of Musk's bad publicity and Tesla's vehicles having the mind of HAL.

 

[MushroomX]

110.90 USD -12.13 (-9.85%) today Margin Call Mr. Musk.

 

[nyknick]

110.90 USD -12.13 (-9.85%) today Margin Call Mr. Musk.

 

[Jalether]

FBI arrest

Exactly. The head of the FBI is a republican/maga POS and merrick garland is a flaccid p*ssy
Nothing will happen to Musk, he's got that trump immunity

 

[MushroomX]

His ass about to be Thomas Wayne.