General Elon Musk Fukkery Thread

[BigMoneyGrip]

https://archive.vn/nKdlt

Drew Harwell (@drewharwell@mastodon.social)

Attached: 1 image Journalist profiles on the Washington Post's website can now include Mastodon links. Here's what it looks like: https://www.washingtonpost.com/people/drew-harwell/

mastodon.social

https://www.washingtonpost.com/people/drew-harwell/

it's begun

It’s over

 

[hashmander]

i don't think it's over. that name is too fukkin dumb. half the time i want to type mastadon.

create a rival one called megladon.

 

[jerniebert]

What else would you expect from someone who likes their own Tweets.

 

[jerniebert]

People said he was a genius.

 

[MushroomX]

Elon really should be paying more attention to Tesla next year, because whatever coding is going on... or perhaps because Elon has drawn more media attention to himself... a ton of Tesla's care are having 'Sudden' driving incidents... speeding up or turning in another direction. Normally if a recall happens, they replace the air bag or whatever the problem is. Tesla is still a new brand, and I don't think there is a certification course or a training seminar that can train mechanics how to fix it... so the car would have to be sent back to Tesla.

Normally I would say a recall is just a recall, but it seems like this might be more than a recall, and could sink the brand itself considering EVs, which only 5% of the market right now, is slowly growing but big name brands are catching up to Tesla.

Elon would need to be focusing on staying solvent during this period, but he is busy tweeting.

 

[bnew]

https://archive.vn/8buGU

Michael Tae Sweeney (@mtsw@mastodon.social)

It's pretty remarkable how much Elon's Twitter takeover is a textbook fascist takeover: leftists immediately purged, censorship regime imposed behind the scenes, secret police rooting out enemies, right wing terrorism supported by the state, etc and how uncannily similar the mainstream liberal...

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[bnew]

Spoiler: thread continued

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Rod Hilton (@rodhilton@mastodon.social)

This is the single dumbest thing Elon probably could have done as he desperately tries to bring advertising dollars back to Twitter. Proof that Twitter is a low-performer. This is so dumb that I have no doubt he'll remove it in the next few weeks in order to "retool" it for a later release...

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[ADevilYouKhow]

Working ot to get his government contracts/subsides cancelled

 

[2legit]

Tesla under $115 now. Good chance the stock is under $100 by the end of the year.

 

[Spidey Man]

Tesla under $115 now. Good chance the stock is under $100 by the end of the year.

Let's get that Elon Musk margin call

 

[Adeptus Astartes]

Working ot to get his government contracts/subsides cancelled

That Medvedev tweet deserves a thread of its own. at that krokodil babble.

 

[Liu Kang]

I tried to create a Mastodon account today but why do you need to be on a specific erver ? I'm guessing that it's because it's decentralized but ultimately what does choosing a server do ? I mean they have different rules or language so it's a bit confusing.

 

[2legit]

I tried to create a Mastodon account today but why do you need to be on a specific erver ? I'm guessing that it's because it's decentralized but ultimately what does choosing a server do ? I mean they have different rules or language so it's a bit confusing.

Name your app after a Power Ranger brehs.

 

[krexzen]

Working ot to get his government contracts/subsides cancelled

There was a post earlier where an alleged big time Tesla investor was speculating that Elon's under Fed investigation. I don't know if it's true or not, but Elon's behavior makes me more likely to believe it.

 

[jj23]

Elon really should be paying more attention to Tesla next year, because whatever coding is going on... or perhaps because Elon has drawn more media attention to himself... a ton of Tesla's care are having 'Sudden' driving incidents... speeding up or turning in another direction. Normally if a recall happens, they replace the air bag or whatever the problem is. Tesla is still a new brand, and I don't think there is a certification course or a training seminar that can train mechanics how to fix it... so the car would have to be sent back to Tesla.

Normally I would say a recall is just a recall, but it seems like this might be more than a recall, and could sink the brand itself considering EVs, which only 5% of the market right now, is slowly growing but big name brands are catching up to Tesla.

Elon would need to be focusing on staying solvent during this period, but he is busy tweeting.

He still has some political power,cause shyt like this sink Peleton quickly.

Folks keep running interference for Tesla