Game Of Thrones: Season 3 SPOILERS WELCOMED THREAD

[Skilltastrophy]

I know y'all already mentioned it...but I just had to come in here after reading that other thread...so much hilarity

the complaining about Dany not being in Westeros

I wanted so bad to spoil it for that dude but I resisted...I wanted to tell him about Mereen to see if he'd start crying though

 

[Box Cutta]

Yo so, is it true that Mance Raider is leading the Wildlings to a slaughter? I never got that from the show until tonight with Jon Snow givin' Ygritte the business. I thought his squad was strong but it seems like their battle is about to look like this :



Romans showing up with artillery and plans and shyt, Germanics just free-for-alling. Are the wildlings fukked?

 

[Daenerys Targaryen]

lol yeah that other thread was funny. dany still ain't in westeros lmao. i was in tinychat the other day, and someone made a joke abt joffrey, and i guess i just forgot where they were in the show, so i was like "thats why he died that slow and painful death"

dude was so upset. i had to make something up. i was like 'oh... j/k... i don't even watch the show like that. wtf is a joffrey?"

 

[Daenerys Targaryen]

Yo so, is it true that Mance Raider is leading the Wildlings to a slaughter? I never got that from the show until tonight with Jon Snow givin' Ygritte the business. I thought his squad was strong but it seems like their battle is about to look like this :

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Romans showing up with artillery and plans and shyt, Germanics just free-for-alling. Are the wildlings fukked?

muah hahahahahaha

valar morghulis... all men must die.

they say that isht for a reason.

 

[beanz]

So is Robb's wife a Lannister spy? she gets pregnant just in time to avoid the wedding and writes some letter which Robb cannot understand?

makes sense in a way...in the book, robbs wife is a westerling which is a house under the lannisters. his wife really does love him but her mom and her uncle still scheming with the lannisters behind robb's back. i dont think this is the case but it would make sense if they make up for not having the rest of the westerlings snitching on robb by having talisa play both roles, the wife and the snitch.

i highly doubt it tho.



and did ya peep that 7oclock nikka asking if the blackfish is edmure's dad? after just like 3 episodes ago they had a funeral for his dad? old non-attention paying ass nikka crying about spoilers

 

[Mr. Pink]

Most of the TV show-only fans are fukking idiots. All they want is swordfights and dragons. Quick to cry about "spoilers" but don't even understand the basic narrative or themes.

 

[detroitwalt]

yea but the way she came back makes her seem like a zombie, all of her wounds are still open and whatnot and her skin is grey.



meanwhile when beric got ressurected he just had nasty scars

Her skin grey cause she was in the water for a few days before Nymeria pulled her out and dragged her to shore. And Beric said every time he comes back he feels like a little more of him is gone. So I'm guessing since she was dead for so long she lost a lot more of herself.

Anybody have a feeling Dany's lover from Book 6 (Daario, Darius, forgot his name at the moment) is gonna be some gooned out nikka with a jerry curl?

Me either, but it would make for good TV

I think that was him they showed in the preview when Jorah said something about "they're dangerous people". Next weeks ep is titled "Second Sons" so we'll find out for sure.

 

[mson]

I have a bad feeling about Robb, especially now that his wife is knocked up. It ain't looking too good for Starkset but fukk it; we ride together, we die together. What part of cradle to the grave do you front running ass nikkas not understand?

 

[detroitwalt]

I have a bad feeling about Robb, especially now that his wife is knocked up. It ain't looking too good for Starkset but fukk it; we ride together, we die together. What part of cradle to the grave do you front running ass nikkas not understand?

WRONG THREAD HOMIE!!!!!

 

[beanz]

Most of the TV show-only fans are fukking idiots. All they want is swordfights and dragons. Quick to cry about "spoilers" but don't even understand the basic narrative or themes.

exactly..i love the way they call nikkas that read the books nerds. reminds me of this one ignorant ass nikka i used to work with that called me a wanksta when i told him i like to read

 

[Savior]

I wonder how the blackfish gonna make it out tho in the book he just chills in riverrun....would be cool to have him cut his way out we know the blackfish buss his swords

 

[Soundbwoy]

so we getting coldhandz next week

 

[The_Sheff]

Its kinda sad in here. So many of the posts are not about the show or the material in general but how much you want to laugh at people who havent read the book. Its almost like you're angry that someone doesnt know something that you do.

 

[beanz]

Its kinda sad in here. So many of the posts are not about the show or the material in general but how much you want to laugh at people who havent read the book. Its almost like you're angry that someone doesnt know something that you do.

lol why is that sad? its like watching a nikka making out with a girl in a club...

and knowing its a tranny. waiting for that reaction is

 

[The_Sheff]

lol why is that sad? its like watching a nikka making out with a girl in a club...

and knowing its a tranny. waiting for that reaction is

No its like watching a nikka make out with a tranny and the reason you know its a tranny is because you fukked him first.

Lets not act like everyone in here wasnt doing the same speculation shyt in their head while reading the books.