Furious Styles: The Fate Of The Furious Thread

[Spyro]

The Fast & the Furious franchise is like the gag trailers at the end of 22 Jump Street. This train ain't slowing down!!!!

That shyt had me dying

 

[tremonthustler1]

watched this shyt in 4D. Mindlessly entertaining and that's all I can ask for.

The absurdity is ridiculous. I'm still mad they gave Tego and Don Omar opening credits billing and they were there for 5 seconds

 

[QU Hectic]

Spoiler

So Dom is Cuban ? Always thought he was an Italian kid who grew up in a latino neighborhood in California.
And this opportunistic wh0re Mark Sinclair couldn't even name his son 'Paul' to show respect to Walker. Nah, he had to stick with what was in the franchise.

Still a "better" film that Furious 7.

 

[WeInHere]

This actually wasn't as over the top absurd as the last couple. It was somewhat grounded

I agree this was pretty mild. The super hero fighting yea but the vehicles kinda did all the over the top stuff which I can handle. I thought the film was really good. The nerdy side of me with the cyber shyt and world war aspect mixed with the family, friend, and loyalty angle was dope. I really liked this. Did not care for the last two

 

[Mr. Manhattan]

I enjoyed it alot better than i thought i would...

The part with the zombie cars was real dope

But at everyone getting all Buddy buddy with Shaw.. he killed your boy Han!

fukk Han i guess

 

[Devilinurear]

Spoiler

So Dom is Cuban ? Always thought he was an Italian kid who grew up in a latino neighborhood in California.
And this opportunistic wh0re Mark Sinclair couldn't even name his son 'Paul' to show respect to Walker. Nah, he had to stick with what was in the franchise.

Still a "better" film that Furious 7.

In real life his daughter is named Paulina.

 

[MJ Truth]

Everything about this movie was absurd... and I loved it

I don't know how they can top the scenarios they've already had in the franchise though. I think space would be too over the top, so maybe racing down an active volcano that's erupting?

Spoiler

If there's a heaven, Han looking like from above seeing Shaw eating with his "family" in probably his chair talking about "He did kill me you guys! Remember that?! .

The funny part is I love these movies and while watching this one I completely forgot about that part.

 

[Dominic Brehetto]

Vin Diesel is not the selling point of the movie...all the reaction in that packed theater was over the Rock, Statham, and Tyrese mostly. Everyone reacted ultra big to almost all of their shyt.

Remind me who gets top billing,who did the story revolve around,who was the face of the marketing campaign and who's been the main character for 6 of 8 films?

 

[R=G]

Remind me who gets top billing,who did the story revolve around,who was the face of the marketing campaign and who's been the main character for 6 of 8 films?

He gets top billing but he isn't selling the franchise...they didn't start breaking records until the Rock came on for Fast Five.

 

[Dominic Brehetto]

He gets top billing but he isn't selling the franchise...they didn't start breaking records until the Rock came on for Fast Five.

The highest grossing film in the franchise is the one in which rock is basically a cameo appearance

 

[Mr. Manhattan]

The highest grossing film in the franchise is the one in which rock is basically a cameo appearance

stop it, trailers didnt indicate that Rock was making limited appearances in Fast 7.. he most totally is the selling point of the franchise,
Jason Statham was attached to the franchise which made it even more of a blockbuster...
ask yourself how did Vin Diesel perform in the last Triple X movie

 

[Dominic Brehetto]

stop it, trailers didnt indicate that Rock was making limited appearances in Fast 7.. he most totally is the selling point of the franchise,
Jason Statham was attached to the franchise which made it even more of a blockbuster...
ask yourself how did Vin Diesel perform in the last Triple X movie

The last triple x movie made 346 million.So,pretty good.

You see that logo before the fast films start? That's vin diesels company.


If rock is the selling point,then why isn't he the selling point of the ad campaign? Why don't the movies revolve around his character? Why doesn't he get top billing?How is rock is the main selling point of franchise when he's a secondary character that hasnt been in half the franchise? How's that work?

 

[R=G]

The Rock is all over the trailers and marketing..you can't be serious..lol

 

[Brandeezy]

Just saw this so many moments

Spoiler

- First off, they give a nikka with the Nuke codes Mayor security and then they send some street racers to recover it Yeezy must be in the White House in that universe because
- Dom driving a car engulfed in flames for like 5 mins....then backwards

- Cipher is fukked but wait, you forgot, she has a parachute that's been sitting there the whole time while Deckard runs out of bullets yet there's a dozen laying on the ground

- Roam blocking machine gun bullets with a lambo door and the 8 Russians with machine guns deciding not to shoot him while he shoots all of them one by one in the head like Agent 47.

- Cipher seeing the Deck bros fly in the plane and shoot up her whole squad but is like "Ha ha, i still have the kid" what?

- Nukes don't blow up because of chips but the whole sub can what type of logic

- Chips stop the Nukes only but the missiles still work

- Brehs driving 200+ on ice and even faster on broken ice while being chased by a Sub

- The Rock head butted a nikka with a SWAT helmet on and knocked him out

- The back n forth hacking between Ramsey and Cipher "You can't out hack me, I'm the best" "Ha, you have to better than that"

- The scene where Dom dips while Cipher's crew is looking at cameras had me crying "Give me another angle!!!!!! "

Cipher was a Saturday morning cartoon villain to the T. Me and my cuz were like the only people in there and some people left 30 mins in
shyt was jokes, Transformers turn to try to top the fukkery this year

 

[MidniteJay]

Just saw this so many moments

Spoiler

- First off, they give a nikka with the Nuke codes Mayor security and then they send some street racers to recover it Yeezy must be in the White House in that universe because
- Dom driving a car engulfed in flames for like 5 mins....then backwards

- Cipher is fukked but wait, you forgot, she has a parachute that's been sitting there the whole time while Deckard runs out of bullets yet there's a dozen laying on the ground

- Roam blocking machine gun bullets with a lambo door and the 8 Russians with machine guns deciding not to shoot him while he shoots all of them one by one in the head like Agent 47.

- Cipher seeing the Deck bros fly in the plane and shoot up her whole squad but is like "Ha ha, i still have the kid" what?

- Nukes don't blow up because of chips but the whole sub can what type of logic

- Chips stop the Nukes only but the missiles still work

- Brehs driving 200+ on ice and even faster on broken ice while being chased by a Sub

- The Rock head butted a nikka with a SWAT helmet on and knocked him out

- The back n forth hacking between Ramsey and Cipher "You can't out hack me, I'm the best" "Ha, you have to better than that"

- The scene where Dom dips while Cipher's crew is looking at cameras had me crying "Give me another angle!!!!!! "

Cipher was a Saturday morning cartoon villain to the T. Me and my cuz were like the only people in there and some people left 30 mins in
shyt was jokes, Transformers turn to try to top the fukkery this year

Breh, Fast and Furious would be a gold mine for the defy logic thread. I'm surprised nobody revived it when this movie came out.