Funny movie lines that you can't help but recite IRL and laugh every time

[D-NICE]

When I try to wake my daughter up in the morning, I always shake one of her arms and legs and say "Camel Walk Tommy" from Hollywood Shuffle.

@0:41

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

When I try to wake my daughter up in the morning, I always shake one of her arms and legs and say "Camel Walk Tommy" from Hollywood Shuffle.

@0:41

I AIN'T BE GOT NO WEAPOOOOOOOOOOOON.

 

[Trapperman Dave]

oh yeah? At least I ain't kill Santa!! Yeah! Tell me that!!!
You killed Santa Claus??
Not the Santa Clause, just Santa Claus.
One of them cats who be ringing the bells?
Somethin like that...

I ain't get nothing

 

[R-Typ3]

Naah both you ma'fukkas is crazy..I'ma go to my car an' get my other gun...Shoot everybody's ass

 

[fact]

Cocaine Cowboys:
"She named her youngest son Micheal Corleone.......Fukking incredible"
Friday after next:
You mean you like cause your son is a phag
I like that guy
Next Friday
She got them bootleg snacks, them sh1ts that sparkle in your mouth when bit in to em
I keep em clean though

 

[R-Typ3]

You blood or cuz

You remember that talk we had about Bloods 'n Crips??

Yeah...

Well that nikka a Blood

 

[TheKang]

You wanna go to JAIL or you wanna go home?

Tub betta be cleannnnn,dirty azzwhiteboi

You got a Picasso IN YO HOUSE

See right here it says send........send yo azz on away from here

What kinda hitman catch a heart attack??!

I-I-I may not have had sex,but I could FUKK U UP..yeaaa

 

[Bruce LeRoy]

"Would you like me to pour you some beer?"

"No, I want you to fukk it. shyt, yes poor me some fukkin beer"

Ray Barboni from Get Shorty had all types of quotables..

"How did you get in here?"

"It was real easy I told them I was you. I acted real stupid and they believed me."

 

[fact]

We fight on that lie

I just want my fukking corners

 

[Arishok]

Grand budapest hotel

"That fukking fakkit!"

 

[fact]

Bad Santa
"because he's a phaggot"

 

[Milk N Cookies]

I ain't get nothing

Not accurately quoted tho

 

[fact]

Out for justice:
Anybody seen Richie ......Anybody know why Richie did Bobby Lupo?
They still call me Bruce:
With my right foot, I will kick your face. With my left, I will kick your nose. With my fingers, I will poke your eyes out. Take a good look at my face. I'm an Oriental.
My dad, my brother, and I talk in movie and show quotes about 50% of the time, some of my best times in life growing up were watching movies with my dad and brother

 

[Milk N Cookies]

You got a Picasso IN YO HOUSE

Give me my necklace back!!

 

[Trapperman Dave]

Not accurately quoted tho

I know can't really type it out like he said lol